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   It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.
 ~quotes about Civil Disobedience by Voltaire

   When ideas float in our mind without any reflection or regard of the understanding, it is that which the French call revery, our language has scarce a name for it.
 ~funny random quotes by John Locke

   Rather let the crime of the guilty go unpunished than condemn the innocent.
 ~saying on Justice by Justinian I, Law Code, A.D. 535

   Spend the afternoonYou can't take it with you
 ~funny random quotes by Annie Dillard

   There is no great genius without some touch of madness.
 ~random by Lucius Annaeus Seneca, On Tranquillity of the Mind, Moral Essays

   When the bee comes to your house, let her have beer; you may want to visit the bee's house some day.
 ~sayings about random by Congo Proverb

   The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and for deeds left undone.
 ~quotes about Carpe Diem by Harriet Beecher Stowe, Little Foxes, 1865

   When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks.
 ~funny random quotes by Natalie Clifford Barney

   A leader is a dealer in hope.
 ~saying on Leadership by Napoleon Bonaparte, attributed

   If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up.
 ~funny random quotes by Jean Asper McIntosh

   There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.
 ~random by Thomas W. Higginson

   If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
 ~sayings about random by Will Rogers

   The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win.
 ~quotes about Politics by Will Rogers

   Do not repeat anything you will not sign your name to.
 ~funny random quotes by Author Unknown

   Is it a crime, to fight, for what is mine?
 ~saying on Self Confidence by Tupac Shakur

   Not on one strand are all life's jewels strung.
 ~funny random quotes by William Morris

   We learn and grow most when we face the most extremes of weather, obstacles, religions, races, political parties, and points of view.
 ~random by

   A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.
 ~sayings about random by William Blake, Auguries of Innocence, Poems from the Pickering Manuscript

   Our love could change the orbit of the earthSo, if a meteor ever comes hurtling towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind
 ~quotes about I Love You by Author Unknown

   Against Him those women sin who torment their skin with potions, stain their cheeks with rouge and extend the line of their eyes with black coloring. Doubtless they are dissatisfied with God's plastic skill. In their own persons they convict and censure the Artificer of all things.
 ~funny random quotes by Tertullian

   Chaos is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence.
 ~saying on Attitude by Buddha

   Strive to be first: first to nod, first to smile, first to compliment, and first to forgive.
 ~funny random quotes by Unknown

   She glances at the photo, and the pilot light of memory flickers in her eyes.
 ~random by Frank Deford

   Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God.
 ~sayings about random by Author Unknown

   I hated him with a passion so deep, sometimes it felt like love.
 ~quotes about Passion by Terri Guillemets

   It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
 ~funny random quotes by William Blake, Jerusalem

   I love the place; the magnificent books; I require books as I require air.
 ~saying on Libraries by Sholem Asch

   The human spirit is stronger than anything that can happen to it.
 ~funny random quotes by C.C. Scott

   There is a syndrome in sports called ''paralysis by analysis."
 ~random by Arthur Ashe

   I asked a Burmese why women, after centuries of following their men, now walk ahead. He said there were many unexploded land mines since the war.
 ~sayings about random by Robert Mueller

   The best way for a person to have happy thoughts is to count his blessings and not his cash.
 ~quotes about Money by Author Unknown

   People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.
 ~funny random quotes by Bill Vaughan

   Man uses his intelligence less in the care of his own species than he does in his care of anything else he owns or governs.
 ~saying on Humankind by Abraham Meyerson

   All religions must be tolerated... for... every man must get to heaven his own way.
 ~funny random quotes by Frederick the Great

   Environmentalists have long been fond of saying that the sun is the only safe nuclear reactor, situated as it is some ninety-three million miles away
 ~random by Stephanie Mills, ed., In Praise of Nature, 1990

   Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.
 ~sayings about random by J. Lubbock

   Recklessness is a species of crime and should be so regarded on our streets and highways.
 ~quotes about Driving by Marlen E. Pew

   Baseball is what we were. Football is what we have become.
 ~funny random quotes by Mary McGrory

   It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory.
 ~saying on Changes by W. Edwards Deming (Thank you, Michelle.)

   We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh
 ~funny random quotes by Friedrich Nietzsche

   The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose.
 ~random by Hadia Bejar

   Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
 ~sayings about random by Robert Orben

   Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action
 ~quotes about Thanksgiving Day by W.J. Cameron

   That quiet mutual gaze of a trusting husband and wife is like the first moment of rest or refuge from a great weariness or a great danger.
 ~funny random quotes by George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans)

   Books are lighthouses erected in the great sea of time.
 ~saying on Books Reading by E.P. Whipple

   We won! We won! We won! Um, unfortunately, I bet on the other team, so we won't be going for pizza
 ~funny random quotes by Chief Clancy Wiggum

   Gold cannot be pure, and people cannot be perfect.
 ~random by Chinese Proverb

   Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weakness.
 ~sayings about random by Marie de Vichy-Chamrond, Marquise du Deffand, Letters to Voltaire

   What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains.
 ~quotes about Homosexuality by Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Desire, 1947

   We need an America with the wisdom of experienceBut we must not let America grow old in spirit
 ~funny random quotes by Hubert H. Humphrey

   Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
 ~saying on Men by Katharine Hepburn

   Experience has taught me this, that we undo ourselves by impatience. Misfortunes have their life and their limits, their sickness and their health.
 ~funny random quotes by Michel de Montaigne

   I refuse to think of them as chin hairsI think of them as stray eyebrows
 ~random by Janette Barber

   Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then...do something. Don't just stand there, make it happen
 ~sayings about random by Lee Iacocca

   He who opens a school door, closes a prison.
 ~quotes about Education by Victor Hugo

   The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware.
 ~funny random quotes by Henry Miller

   My boyfriend asked me why women think firemen are sexy, so I explained the pole theory: Men love women who slide down poles, and women love men who slide down poles. Subject dropped.
 ~saying on Men by Terri Guillemets

   The moment when you first wake up in the morning is the most wonderful of the twenty-four hours. No matter how weary or dreary you may feel, you possess the certainty that, during the day that lies before you, absolutely anything may happen. And the fact that it practically always doesn't, matters not a jot. The possibility is always there.
 ~funny random quotes by Monica Baldwin

   Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
 ~random by Virginia Woolf


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