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   If God dropped acid, would he see people?
 ~quotes about Drugs by Steven Wright

   I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
 ~funny random quote by Gilda Radner

   The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
 ~saying on Parenting by Lane Olinghouse

   History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
 ~funny random quote by Abba Eban

   To be dragged in the wake of the passive flock and to pass a hundred and one times beneath the shears of the shepherd, or to die alone like a brave eagle on a rocky crag of a great mountain: that is the dilemma.
 ~random by Praxedis Guerrero, RegeneraciÓn, 18 February 1911

   Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
 ~sayings about random by Albert Einstein

   No modern idea has affected history more than the passion of nationalism.
 ~quotes about History by Charles R. Poinsatte, Understanding History Through the American Experience

   He stands out among the beacon lights of history as a man of vision dominated by a definite purpose
 ~funny random quote by John George Jones

   Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.
 ~saying on War by Carl Sandburg

   In business for yourself, not by yourself.
 ~funny random quote by Ray Kroc

   Dance is a song of the body. Either of joy or pain.
 ~random by Martha Graham

   Love is a symbol of eternityIt wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end
 ~sayings about random by Author Unknown

   Not fact-finding, but attainment to philosophy is the aim of science.
 ~quotes about Science by Martin H. Fischer

   How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone.
 ~funny random quote by Gabrielle Coco Chanel

   To be in hell is to drift aimlessly; to be in heaven, is to be steering toward rich port.
 ~saying on Goals by

   When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.
 ~funny random quote by Charles A. Beard

   We will either find a way, or make one.
 ~random by Hannibal

   Bound as our lives are to the tyranny of time, it is through what we know of history that we are delivered from our bonds and escape - into time.
 ~sayings about random by A.L. Rowse, The Use of History

   To know what you prefer, instead of humbly saying Amen to what the world tells you you ought to prefer, is to keep your soul alive.
 ~quotes about Self-Discovery by Robert Louis Stevenson

   Pursue one great decisive aim with force and determination.
 ~funny random quote by Karl von Clausewitz

   An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
 ~saying on Funny Saying by Ben Shahn

   There is always some specific moment when we realize our youth is gone; but years after, we know it was much later.
 ~funny random quote by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them
 ~random by Margaret Mitchell

   Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.
 ~sayings about random by Erica Jong

   I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror.
 ~quotes about Very True by Elaine Dundy

   A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
 ~funny random quote by Helen Rowland

   The capacity to blunder slightly is the real marvel of DNA. Without this special attribute, we would still be anaerobic bacteria and there would be no music.
 ~saying on Science by Lewis Thomas

   The two most engaging powers of an author are to make new things familiar and familiar things new.
 ~funny random quote by Samuel Johnson

   Very little of the great cruelty shown by men can really be attributed to cruel instinct. Most of it comes from thoughtlessness or inherited habit. The roots of cruelty, therefore, are not so much strong as widespread. But the time must come when inhumanity protected by custom and thoughtlessness will succumb before humanity championed by thought. Let us work that this time may come.
 ~random by Albert Schweitzer

   All know the way; few actually walk it.
 ~sayings about random by Bodhidharma

   Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.
 ~quotes about Success by David Frost

   That theory is worthless. It isn't even wrong!
 ~funny random quote by Wolfgang Pauli

   Sometimes I think it should be a rule of war that you have to see somebody up close and get to know him before you can shoot him.
 ~saying on War by M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

   To crush out fanaticism and revere the infinite, such is the law. Let us not confine ourselves to falling prostrate beneath the tree of creation and contemplating its vast ramifications full of stars. We have a duty to perform, to cultivate the human soul, to defend mystery against miracle, to adore the incomprehensible and to reject the absurd; to admit nothing that is inexplicable excepting what is necessary, to purify faith and obliterate superstition from the face of religion, to remove the vermin from the garden of God.
 ~funny random quote by Victor Hugo

   Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art.
 ~random by Wynetka Ann Reynolds

   Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.
 ~sayings about random by Norman Cousins

   Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them
 ~quotes about Death by Edward W. Howe

   I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock.
 ~funny random quote by Barbara Grizzuti Harrison

   How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack. I might try busting myself smartly over the temple with the night-light. I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things.
 ~saying on Sleep by Dorothy Parker

   Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not.
 ~funny random quote by Samuel Johnson

   Remember when atmospheric contaminants were romantically called stardust?
 ~random by Lane Olinghouse

   Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?
 ~sayings about random by Jay Leno

   For years it has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
 ~quotes about Jewelry by Erma Bombeck, about her wedding ring

   The perfect temperature for tea is two degrees hotter than just right.
 ~funny random quote by Terri Guillemets

   If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
 ~saying on Trees by Jack Handey

   When we ask advice we are usually looking for an accomplice.
 ~funny random quote by Charles Varlet de La Grange, Pensées, 1872

   The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake!
 ~random by Martin H. Fischer

   Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.
 ~sayings about random by Alphonse Karr

   I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.
 ~quotes about Age by Voltaire

   Why, can you imagine what would happen if we named all the twos Henry or George or Robert or John or lots of other things? You'd have to say Robert plus John equals four, and if the four's name were Albert, things would be hopeless.
 ~funny random quote by Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth

   Scientists, therefore, are responsible for their research, not only intellectually but also morally. This responsibility has become an important issue in many of today's sciences, but especially so in physics, in which the results of quantum mechanics and relativity theory have opened up two very different paths for physicists to pursue. They may lead us - to put it in extreme terms - to the Buddha or to the Bomb, and it is up to each of us to decide which path to take.
 ~saying on Science by Fritjof Capra, The Turning Point, 1982

   They kill good trees to put out bad newspapers.
 ~funny random quote by James G. Watt, quoted in Newsweek, 8 March 1982

   The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
 ~random by H.L. Mencken

   As the gardener prunes the tree to draw the sap into one or two branches, so must we concentrate on one or two to avoid scattering our talents.
 ~sayings about random by

   I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
 ~quotes about Alcohol by Frank Sinatra

   I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.
 ~funny random quote by Gene Perret

   The man who has no imagination has no wings.
 ~saying on Attitude by Muhammad Ali

   To ask timidly is to invite refusal. Ask as though you expected to receive.
 ~funny random quote by

   A gambler is nothing but a man who makes his living out of hope.
 ~random by William Bolitho


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