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   Love is being stupid together
 ~quotes about Romantic Quotes by Paul Valery

   Women have been taught that, for us, the earth is flat, and that if we venture out, we will fall off the edge.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Author Unknown

   Most people dislike vanity in others, whatever share they have of it themselves; but I give it fair quarter, wherever I meet with it, being persuaded that it is often productive of good to the possessor, and to others who are within his sphere of action: and therefore, in many cases, it would not be altogether absurd if a man were to thank God for his vanity among the other comforts of life.
 ~saying on Vanity by Benjamin Franklin

   The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Flight to Arras, 1942, translated from French by Lewis Galantière

   Sit in reverie and watch the changing color of the waves that break upon the idle seashore of the mind.
 ~sarcastic by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

   Never does nature say one thing and wisdom another.
 ~sayings about sarcastic by Juvenal, Satires

   We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love
 ~quotes about Valentine's Day by Author Unknown

   Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Janet Lane

   They stopped us playing, That was their objective
and they achieved it.
 ~saying on Sports by Karel Bruckner

   To love is to admire with the heart; to admire is to love with the mind
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Theophile Gantier

   Clogged with yesterday's excess, the body drags the mind down with it.
 ~sarcastic by Horace

   What are Raphael's Madonnas but the shadow of a mother's love, fixed in permanent outline forever?
 ~sayings about sarcastic by Thomas Wentworth Higginson

   Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted
 ~quotes about Get Well Soon by Johann Paul Friedrich Richter, Flower, Fruit, and Thorn

   Women get the last word in every argumentAnything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Author Unknown

   With lies you may get ahead in the world - but you can never go back.
 ~saying on Honesty by Russian proverb

   Search others for their virtues, yourself for your faults.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by

   The Russians have a weapon that can wipe out two hundred eighty thousand Americans. That puts them exactly ten years behind Howard Cosell.
 ~sarcastic by Red Smith

   Every morning say: I will improve something today. Every successful man is improvement – conscious.
 ~sayings about sarcastic by

   Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
 ~quotes about Sleep by Ambrose Bierce

   Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Jesse Jackson

   It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry.
 ~saying on Science by H.L. Mencken, Minority Report, Notebooks, 1956

   I think, what has this day brought me, and what have I given it?
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Henry Moore

   Physics is mathematical not because we know so much about the physical world, but because we know so little; it is only its mathematical properties that we can discover.
 ~sarcastic by Bertrand Russell

   Millions and millions of years would still not give me half enough time to describe that tiny instant of all eternity when you put your arms around me and I put my arms around you.
 ~sayings about sarcastic by Jacques Prévert

   Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty.
 ~quotes about Age by Henry Ford

   I played as much golf as I could in North Dakota, but summer up there is pretty short. It usually falls on Tuesday.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Mike Morley

   Maturity is achieved when a person accepts life as full of tension.
 ~saying on Stress by Joshua L. Liebman

   It appears to be a law that you cannot have a deep sympathy with both man and nature.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 1854

   Generally the theories we believe we call facts, and the facts we disbelieve we call theories.
 ~sarcastic by Felix Cohen

   We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And some people still wonder why some are afraid when they are told they are loved
 ~sayings about sarcastic by Unknown

   The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie.
 ~quotes about Chakras by Agnes de Mille

   Television has a real problem. They have no page two. Consequently every big story gets the same play and comes across to the viewer as a really big, scary one.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Art Buchwald, 1969

   I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
 ~saying on Travel by Jean Kerr, Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall, The Snake Has All the Lines, 1958

   It's not only children who grow. Parents do too. As much as we watch to see what our children do with their lives, they are watching us to see what we do with ours. I can't tell my children to reach for the sun. All I can do is reach for it, myself.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Joyce Maynard

   No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you are you're going to win one-third of your games. It's the other third that makes the difference.
 ~sarcastic by Tommy Lasorda

   The roots of our Soccer Tribe lie deep in our primeval past.
 ~sayings about sarcastic by Desmond Morris

   Life didn't promise to be wonderful.
 ~quotes about Adversity by Teddy Pendergrass

   There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Joe Ryan

   The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half.
 ~saying on Habits by Feodor Dostoevski

   After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by P.J. O'Rourke

   What, after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean.
 ~sarcastic by Christopher Fry

   Man talks about everything, and he talks about everything as though the understanding of everything were all inside him.
 ~sayings about sarcastic by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Who, being loved, is poor?
 ~quotes about Love by Oscar Wilde

   It's a strange thing, but when you are dreading something, and would give anything to slow down time, it has a disobliging habit of speeding up.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by J.K. Rowling, The Hungarian Horntail, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 2000

   We must understand that when a society undermines intellectual freedom for its own purposes it is absolutely morally bad, but when it represses biological freedom for its own purposes it is absolutely morally good
 ~saying on Self Discipline by Robert M. Pirsig

   Never does nature say one thing and wisdom another
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Juvenal, Satires

   There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
 ~sarcastic by Author Unknown

   A dog is not almost human and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
 ~sayings about sarcastic by John Holmes

   Criticizing is usually a greater fault than the thing criticized. It easier to be critical than correct.
 ~quotes about Relationship by

   Not unfortunately the universe is wild - game-flavoured as a hawk's wing.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by B.P. Blood

   To love means not to impose your own powers on your fellow man but offer him your help. And if he refuses it, to b and the whole process will repeat itself until you come across a kingdom like Egypt...that thrives, and continues to flourish. This kingdom will become your best friend, your soulmate, and your love
 ~saying on Love by Helen Keller

   a heart keeps your body alive but love makes you live
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Laura

   He felt now that he was not simply close to her, but that he did not know where he ended and she began
 ~sarcastic by Leo Tolstoy

   It is the eye of ignorance that assigns a fixed and unchangeable color to every object; beware of this stumbling block.
 ~sayings about sarcastic by Paul Gauguin

   Unity can only be manifested by the Binary. Unity itself and the idea of Unity are already two.
 ~quotes about Personality by Buddha

   No man can cause more grief than that one clinging blindly to the vices of his ancestors.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by William Faulkner

   In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.
 ~saying on Prosperity by Benjamin Franklin

   All the knowledge I possess everyone else can acquire, but my heart is all my own.
 ~funny quotes sarcastic by Johann von Goethe, The Sorrows of Young Werther, 1774

   Somebody recently figured out that we have 35 million laws to enforce the ten commandments.
 ~sarcastic by Attributed to both Bert Masterson and Earl Wilson


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