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   The troubles of adolescence eventually all go away - it's just like a really long, bad cold.
 ~quotes about Teenagers by Dawn Ruelas

   Character is higher than intellect... A great soul will be strong to live, as well as to think.
 ~funny quotes and poem by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days long.
 ~saying on Age by Nikita Ivanovich Panin

   A man is usually more careful of his money than of his principles.
 ~funny quotes and poem by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., speech, Boston, 8 January 1897

   Those seemingly interminable dark walks between houses, long before street-lit safety became an issue, were more adrenalizing than the mountains of candy filling the sackSadly Halloween, with our good-natured attempts to protect the little ones, from the
 ~poem by Lauren Springer

   Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.
 ~sayings about poem by Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A.A. Milne

   It is never too late to be who you might have been.
 ~quotes about Goals by George Eliot

   By swallowing evil words unsaid, no one has ever harmed his stomach.
 ~funny quotes and poem by Winston Churchill

   There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
 ~saying on Food by Robert Frost

   No man's credit is as good as his money.
 ~funny quotes and poem by E.W. Howe, Sinner Sermons

   [T]he recognition of private property has really harmed Individualism, and obscured it, by confusing a man with what he possesses. It has led Individualism entirely astray. It has made gain, not growth its aim. So that man thought that the important thing is to have, and did not know that the important thing is to be.
 ~poem by Oscar Wilde, The Soul of Man Under Socialism

   People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage
 ~sayings about poem by Doug Larson

   The only cure for vanity is laughter, and the only fault that is laughable is vanity.
 ~quotes about Vanity by Henri Bergson

   Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face.
 ~funny quotes and poem by James D. Finley

   I think you might dispense with half your doctors if you would only consult Dr. Sun more.
 ~saying on Health by Henry Ward Beecher

   Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.
 ~funny quotes and poem by Dennis Leary

   The biggest asset that we have is the ‘here and now’. Many people tragically lived in the past or wait for the future to arrive.
 ~poem by Anthony Robbins

   Dare to reach out your hand into the darkness, to pull another hand into the light.
 ~sayings about poem by Norman B. Rice

   The longer we live, the more we find we are like other persons.
 ~quotes about Equality Difference by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is
 ~funny quotes and poem by C.S.Lewis

   Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most bitter of the emotions because associated with the sweetest.
 ~saying on Jealousy by A.R. Orage

   The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
 ~funny quotes and poem by P.G. Wodehouse

   Don't expect anything original from an echo.
 ~poem by Author Unknown

   If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: President Can't Swim.
 ~sayings about poem by Lyndon B. Johnson

   Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
 ~quotes about Humor by H.L. Mencken

   A nation is a society united by a delusion about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbours.
 ~funny quotes and poem by William R. Inge

   Being good is commendable, but only when it is combined with doing good is it useful.
 ~saying on Helping by Author Unknown

   Don't ever save anything for a special occasion. Being alive is the special occasion.
 ~funny quotes and poem by Author Unknown

   If you do everything you should do, and do not do anything you should not do, you will, according to the best available statistics, live exactly eighteen hours longer than you would otherwise.
 ~poem by Logain Clendening

   It will not do to investigate the subject of religion too closely, as it is apt to lead to infidelity.
 ~sayings about poem by Abraham Lincoln, quoted in What Great Men Think Of Religion by Ira Cardiff

   No man has ever been born a Negro hater, a Jew hater, or any other kind of hater. Nature refuses to be involved in such suicidal practices.
 ~quotes about Prejudice by Harry Bridges

   Following straight lines shortens distances, and also life.
 ~funny quotes and poem by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   To character and success, two things, contradictory as they may seem, must go together... humble dependence on God and manly reliance on self.
 ~saying on Golden Mean by William Wordsworth

   Truly it may be said that the outside of a mountain is good for the inside of a man.
 ~funny quotes and poem by George Wherry, Alpine Notes and the Climbing Foot, 1896

   Anyone who says they have only one life to live must not know how to read a book.
 ~poem by Author Unknown

   Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations.... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'programmers.'
 ~sayings about poem by Peter F. Drucker

   I just hope God does not get bored of dreaming me.
 ~quotes about God by Author Unknown

   Do not commit the error, common among the young, of assuming that if you cannot save the whole of mankind you have failed.
 ~funny quotes and poem by Jan de Hartog, The Lamb's War

   When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.
 ~saying on Driving by Larry Lujack

   To lead the people, walk behind them.
 ~funny quotes and poem by Lao-Tzu

   Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering
 ~poem by Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A.A. Milne

   For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred.
 ~sayings about poem by John Gardner

   The South creates the civilizations, the North conquers them, ruins them, borrows from them, spreads them: this is one summary of history.
 ~quotes about History by Will and Ariel Durant, Lessons of History

   Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun
 ~funny quotes and poem by Matt Groening

   My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzzIt's the letter I use to spell yuzz-a-ma-tuzzYou'll be sort of surprised what there is to be found once you go beyond 'Z' and start poking around!
 ~saying on Graduation by Dr. Seuss

   You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you're not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice.
 ~funny quotes and poem by Steven D. Woodhull

   You become responsible forever for what you've tamed.
 ~poem by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince, 1943, translated from French by Richard Howard

   Past the seeker as he prayed came the crippled and the beggar and the beatenAnd seeing them... he cried, "Great God, how is it that a loving creator can see such things and yet do nothing about them?" God said, "I did do somethingI made you."
 ~sayings about poem by Author Unknown

   The mind, in proportion as it is cut off from free communication with nature, with revelation, with God, with itself, loses its life, just as the body droops when debarred from the air and the cheering light from heaven.
 ~quotes about Nature by William Channing

   Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
 ~funny quotes and poem by Seneca

   A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a witty person, but a pebble in the hands of a fool.
 ~saying on Jewelry by Author Unknown

   If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake.
 ~funny quotes and poem by F. Wikzek

   Love, love, love - all the wretched cant of it, masking egotism, lust, masochism, fantasy under a mythology of sentimental postures.
 ~poem by Germaine Greer

   So, like a forgotten fire, a childhood can always flare up again within us.
 ~sayings about poem by Gaston Bachelard

   Put love first. Entertain thoughts that give life And when a thought or resentment, or hurt, or fear comes your way, have another thought that is more powerful -- a thought that is love
 ~quotes about Love by Mary Manin Morrissey

   You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear; as young as your hope, as old as your despair.
 ~funny quotes and poem by Douglas MacArthur

   If the World Series runs until election day, the networks will run the first one-half inning and project the winner
 ~saying on Election Day by Lindsey Nelson

   Love is a symbol of eternityIt wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end
 ~funny quotes and poem by Author Unknown

   The world is moved along, not only by the mighty shoves of its heroes, but also by the aggregate of tiny pushes of each honest worker.
 ~poem by Helen Keller


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