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   Ocean: A body of water occupying two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.
 ~quotes about Humankind by Ambrose Bierce

   When a history book contains no lies it is always tedious.
 ~funny quotes about woman by Anatole France, The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard

   Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
 ~saying on Worry by Swedish Proverb

   The poorest of all men is not the one without gold, but without a goal. Life to him have no meaning – no reason for living.
 ~funny quotes about woman by

   Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
 ~woman by Ogden Nash

   He is every other inch a gentleman.
 ~sayings about woman by Rebecca West

   When leaders act contrary to conscience, we must act contrary to leaders.
 ~quotes about Civil Disobedience by Veterans Fast for Life

   Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
 ~funny quotes about woman by Sam Slick (Thomas Chandler Haliburton)

   It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.... The quotations when engraved upon the memory give you good thoughts. They also make you anxious to read the authors and look for more.
 ~saying on Quotations by Winston Churchill, Roving Commission: My Early Life, 1930

   Coal lay in ledges under the ground since the Flood, until a laborer with pick and windlass brings it to the surface. We may will call it black diamonds. Every basket is power and civilization. For coal is a portable climate.
 ~funny quotes about woman by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   You don't have to hold a position in order to be a leader.
 ~woman by Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book

   Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
 ~sayings about woman by Dorothy Bernard

   I've met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard workAnd it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time
 ~quotes about Boss Day by Bill Gold

   Tobacco, divine, rare superexcellent tobacco, which goes far beyond all panaceas, potable gold and philosopher's stones, a sovereign remedy to all diseases.
 ~funny quotes about woman by Robert Burton, Anatomy of Melancholy

   Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species
 ~saying on Valentine's Day by W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer's Notebook, 1949

   In Heaven an angel is nobody in particular.
 ~funny quotes about woman by George Bernard Shaw

   Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors
 ~woman by African Proverb

   I have never advocated war except as a means of peace.
 ~sayings about woman by Ulysses S. Grant

   Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
 ~quotes about Passion by Ice T, The Ice Opinion, quoted in Reader's Digest, Quotable Quotes, February 2002

   The winds that blow through the wide sky in these mounts, the winds that sweep from Canada to Mexico, from the Pacific to the Atlantic - have always blown on free men
 ~funny quotes about woman by Franklin D. Roosevelt

   We all denounce bores, but while we do so, let us remember that there is nobody who isn't a bore to somebody.
 ~saying on Bores by J.A. Spender

   Our prejudices are like physical infirmities - we cannot do what they prevent us from doing.
 ~funny quotes about woman by John Lancaster Spalding

   I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me.
 ~woman by Dudley Field Malone

   The first and greatest victory is to conquer yourself; to be conquered by yourself is of all things most shameful and vile.
 ~sayings about woman by Plato

   I have woven a parachute out of everything broken
 ~quotes about Adversity by William Stafford

   If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
 ~funny quotes about woman by Abigail Van Buren

   When you have done your best for a flower, and it fails, you have some reason to be aggrieved.
 ~saying on Gardens by Frank Swinnerton

   A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart
 ~funny quotes about woman by Unknown

   In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again.... We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring.
 ~woman by Enid Bagnold, Autobiography, 1969

   A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
 ~sayings about woman by Françoise Sagan

   With my full philosophical rucksack I can only climb slowly up the mountain of mathematics.
 ~quotes about Math by Ludwig Wittgenstein, Culture and Value

   If it's very painful for you to criticize your friends - you're safe in doing it. But if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that's the time to hold your tongue.
 ~funny quotes about woman by Alice Duer Miller

   Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them
 ~saying on Arbor Day by Bill Vaughn

   One should never know too precisely whom one has married.
 ~funny quotes about woman by Friedrich Nietzsche

   People seem to get nostalgic about a lot of things they weren't so crazy about the first time around.
 ~woman by Author Unknown

   You have to have the kind of body that doesn't need a girdle in order to get to pose in one.
 ~sayings about woman by Carolyn Kenmore

   A big tree attracts the gale.
 ~quotes about Chinese Saying by Chinese

   Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.
 ~funny quotes about woman by Robert S. Wieder

   Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.
 ~saying on Kindness by Leo Buscaglia

   The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.
 ~funny quotes about woman by Raymond Duncan

   Every job is a self-portrait of the person who does it. Autograph your work with excellence.
 ~woman by Author Unknown

   A man's soul may be buried and perish under a dungheap or in a furrow of the field, just as well as under a pile of money.
 ~sayings about woman by Nathaniel Hawthorne

   I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.
 ~quotes about Running by Neil Armstrong on jogging, in an interview with Walter Cronkite

   Readjusting is a painful process, but most of us need it at one time or another.
 ~funny quotes about woman by Arthur Christopher Benson

   The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
 ~saying on Curmudgeons by G.K. Chesterton

   For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.
 ~funny quotes about woman by Alice Kahn

   The better the gambler, the worse the man.
 ~woman by Publius Syrus

   The report of my death was an exaggeration.
 ~sayings about woman by Mark Twain

   Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.
 ~quotes about Confidence by Gene Fowler, Skyline, 1961

   I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough.
 ~funny quotes about woman by Clarie Sargent, Arizona senatorial candidate

   The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings.
 ~saying on Perseverance by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   You don't take a photograph. You ask, quietly, to borrow it.
 ~funny quotes about woman by Author Unknown

   Much of your pain is self-chosen
 ~woman by Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet, 1923

   Self-love seems so often unrequited.
 ~sayings about woman by Anthony Powell

   Anger is one letter short of danger.
 ~quotes about Anger by Author Unknown

   A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest
 ~funny quotes about woman by Irish Proverb

   That man is richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
 ~saying on Attitude by

   Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect behind her.
 ~funny quotes about woman by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

   The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
 ~woman by Author Unknown


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