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   There is more difference within the sexes than between them.
 ~quotes about Feminism by Ivy Compton-Burnett, Mother and Son

   Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never
 ~funny quotes about man by Charles Caleb Colton

   Adversity is like a strong windIt tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are
 ~saying on Adversity by Arthur Golden, Memoirs of a Geisha

   If you came and you found a strange man... teaching your kids to punch each other, or trying to sell them all kinds of products, you'd kick him right out of the house, but here you are; you come in and the TV is on, and you don't think twice about it.
 ~funny quotes about man by Jerome Singer

   Let my lusts be my ruin, then, since all else is a fake and a mockery.
 ~man by Hart Crane

   My adolescence progressed normally: enough misery to keep the death wish my usual state, an occasional high to keep me from actually taking the gas-pipe.
 ~sayings about man by Faye Moskowitz

   Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
 ~quotes about Money by H.L. Mencken

   It is much easier to become a father than to be one.
 ~funny quotes about man by Kent Nerburn, Letters to My Son: Reflections on Becoming a Man, 1994

   Most people wish to serve God - but only in an advisory capacity.
 ~saying on God by Author Unknown

   If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, "thank you," that would suffice
 ~funny quotes about man by Meister Eckhart

   When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
 ~man by Frederike Ryder

   DoN't FiNd FaULt,FiNd ThE rEmEdY
 ~sayings about man by Korn

   There are five things which no one is able to accomplish in this world: first, to cease growing old when he is growing old; second, to cease being sick; third, to cease dying; fourth, to deny dissolution when there is dissolution; fifth, to deny non-being.
 ~quotes about Living by Buddha

   If I had learned education I would not have had time to learn anything else.
 ~funny quotes about man by Cornelius Vanderbilt

   Addictions do come in handy sometimes: at least you have to get out of bed for them.
 ~saying on Perspective by Martin Amis

   Every child begins the world again....
 ~funny quotes about man by Henry David Thoreau

   The indifference, callousness and contempt that so many people exhibit toward animals is evil first because it results in great suffering in animals, and second because it results in an incalculably great impoverishment of the human spirit. All education should be directed toward the refinement of the individual's sensibilities in relation not only to one's fellow humans everywhere, but to all things whatsoever.
 ~man by Ashley Montague

   If equations are trains threading the landscape of numbers, then no train stops at pi.
 ~sayings about man by Richard Preston

   Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
 ~quotes about Men by Frank McKinney Kin Hubbard

   Trying to hit him (Phil Niekro) was like trying to eat Jell-O with chopsticks
 ~funny quotes about man by Bobby Murcer

   There's opportunity in poker.... If Horace Greeley were alive today, his advice wouldn't be Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. Instead, he'd point to that deck of cards on table and say, Shuffle up and deal.
 ~saying on Poker by Lou Krieger

   A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're at home.
 ~funny quotes about man by Author Unknown

   Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough
 ~man by Jonathan Woodgate

   That which is striking and beautiful is not always good, but that which is good is always beautiful.
 ~sayings about man by Ninon de L'Enclos

   In youth we are plagued by desire; in later years, by the desire to feel desire.
 ~quotes about Age by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Sweet childish days, that were as long,As twenty days are now.
 ~funny quotes about man by William Wordsworth, To a Butterfly

   Laughter sets the spirit free to move through even the most tragic of circumstances. It helps us shake our heads clear, get our feet back under us, restoring our sense of balance and purpose. Humor is integral to our peace of mind and to our ability to go beyond survival
 ~saying on Comedy by Captain Gerald Coffee POW in Vietnam for seven years

   Women.... Who made 'em? God must have been a... genius. Their hair. They say that the hair is everything, you know? Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls, and just wanted to go to sleep forever?
 ~funny quotes about man by Bo Goldman, The Start of an Education,made popular by the movie Scent of a Woman

   Joy is a flower that blooms when you do.
 ~man by Author Unknown

   Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.
 ~sayings about man by Bill Veeck, 1975

   You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going
 ~quotes about Children by P. J. O'Rourke

   Mirrors should think longer before they reflect.
 ~funny quotes about man by Jean Cocteau

   The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
 ~saying on Justice by Max Stirner, The Ego and His Own

   No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth
 ~funny quotes about man by Robert Southey

   Modern cynics and skeptics... see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing.
 ~man by John F. Kennedy

   The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had.
 ~sayings about man by Author Unknown

   Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive. Has any act of selfishness ever equaled the carnage perpetrated by disciples of altruism?
 ~quotes about History by Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead

   To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
 ~funny quotes about man by Jack Handey

   Illusions commend themselves to us because they save us pain and allow us to enjoy pleasure instead. We must therefore accept it without complaint when they sometimes collide with a bit of reality against which they are dashed to pieces.
 ~saying on Reality by Sigmund Freud

   Do not do an immoral thing for moral reasons.
 ~funny quotes about man by Thomas Hardy, Jude the Obscure, 1875

   Our death is not an end if we can live on in our children and the younger generation. For they are us, our bodies are only wilted leaves on the tree of life.
 ~man by Albert Einstein

   Friends are relatives you make for yourself.
 ~sayings about man by Eustache Deschamps

   Retreat, hell! We're just advancing in another direction.
 ~quotes about Perspective by Oliver Prince Smith

   Fear: False Evidence Appearing Real.
 ~funny quotes about man by Author Unknown

   Walks. The body advances, while the mind flutters around it like a bird.
 ~saying on Walking by Jules Renard

   When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world.
 ~funny quotes about man by John Muir

   Men are just as sensitive, and in some ways more sensitive, than women are.
 ~man by Barbara De Angelis

   Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.
 ~sayings about man by John Wilmot

   You will turn over many a futile new leaf till you learn we must all write on scratched-out pages.
 ~quotes about Wise Words by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Most people are in a factory from nine till five. Their job may be to turn out 263 little circles. At the end of the week they're three short and somebody has a go at them. On Saturday afternoons they deserve something to go and shout about.
 ~funny quotes about man by Rodney Marsh, 1969

   Freiend are who should be standing beside you in gold and even in dirt. for them to be called good friends
 ~saying on Friendship by

   I believe there are more urgent and honorable occupations than the incomparable waste of time we call suffering
 ~funny quotes about man by Colette

   This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, Honey, do this, and Honey, do that around the house.
 ~man by Jim Lemon

   It is far better to be silent than merely to increase the quantity of bad books
 ~sayings about man by Voltaire

   Every time history repeats itself, the price goes up. I have heard it said that the first ingredient of success the earliest spark in the dreaming youth -- is this: dream a great dream
 ~quotes about Dreams by John A. Appleman

   When I break any of the chains that bind me I feel that I make myself smaller.
 ~funny quotes about man by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole
 ~saying on Columbus Day by Bobcat Goldthwaite

   The harder and smarter we work, the luckier we get – and the more we live.
 ~funny quotes about man by

   Everybody wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes.
 ~man by Werner Finck


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