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   Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
 ~quotes about Science by Jean Rostand

   You cannot be both fashionable and first-rate.
 ~funny quotes about guys by Logan Pearsall Smith

   Mankind have banned the Divinity from their presence; they have relegated him to a sanctuary; the walls of the temple restrict his view; he does not exist outside of it.
 ~saying on Religion by Diderot, Pensées philosophiques, 1746

   Clapping with the right hand only will not produce a noise.
 ~funny quotes about guys by Malay

   Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
 ~guys by Herbert Asquith

   To tell a woman everything she may not do is to tell her what she can do.
 ~sayings about guys by Spanish Proverb

   Studies by Medical Corps psychiatrists of combat fatigue cases... found that fear of killing, rather than fear of being killed, was the most common cause of battle failure, and that fear of failure ran a strong second.
 ~quotes about War by S.L.A. Marshall

   Never be afraid to sit awhile and think.
 ~funny quotes about guys by Lorraine Hansberry, A Raisin in the Sun

   I... recommend to every one of my Readers, the keeping a Journal of their Lives for one Week, and setting down punctually their whole Series of Employments during that Space of Time. This kind of Self-Examination would give them a true State of themselves, and incline them to consider seriously what they are about. One Day would rectifie the Omissions of another, and make a Man weigh all those indifferent Actions, which, though they are easily forgotten, must certainly be accounted for.
 ~saying on Self-Discovery by Joseph Addison, 1712

   Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.
 ~funny quotes about guys by Sydney J. Harris

   Love is not singular except in syllable
 ~guys by Marvin Taylor

   My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.
 ~sayings about guys by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   To dare is to lose one's footing momentarily. To not dare is to lose oneself.
 ~quotes about Risk by Soren Kierkegaard

   Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
 ~funny quotes about guys by Seven Wright

   We were a little bit outnumbered there, it was two against two
 ~saying on Football by Unknown

   Man is a knot into which relationships are tied.
 ~funny quotes about guys by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Flight to Arras, 1942, translated from French by Lewis Galantière

   Without geography, you're nowhere.
 ~guys by Author Unknown

   The vow that binds too strictly snaps itself.
 ~sayings about guys by Alfred Lord Tennyson, The Last Tournament, Idylls of the King

   Would you keep a chive on your tooth just because you enjoyed last night's potato?
 ~quotes about Living by From the television show Boston Common

   If we don't do something to simplify the tax system, we're going to end up with a national police force of internal revenue agents.
 ~funny quotes about guys by Leon Panetta

   It is wise to keep in mind that no success or failure is necessarily final.
 ~saying on Success by Author Unknown

   We need to find the courage to say NO to the things and people that are not serving us if we want to rediscover ourselves and live our lives with authenticity.
 ~funny quotes about guys by Barbara De Angelis

   For me there is no greater subject than history. How a man can study it and not be forced to become a philosopher, I cannot tell.
 ~guys by George E. Wilson

   In the infancy of societies, the chiefs of the state shape its institutions; later the institutions shape the chiefs of state.
 ~sayings about guys by Baron de Montesquieu

   After all, I don't see why I am always asking for private, individual, selfish miracles when every year there are miracles like white dogwood.
 ~quotes about Nature by Anne Morrow Lindbergh

   Many gardeners will agree that hand-weeding is not the terrible drudgery that it is often made out to be. Some people find in it a kind of soothing monotony. It leaves their minds free to develop the plot for their next novel or to perfect the brilliant repartee with which they should have encountered a relative's latest example of unreasonableness.
 ~funny quotes about guys by Christopher Lloyd, The Well-Tempered Garden, 1973

   Every age has a keyhole to which its eye is pasted.
 ~saying on History by Mary McCarthy, On the Contrary

   The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.
 ~funny quotes about guys by Albert Einstein, Atomic War or Peace, Atlantic Monthly, November 1945

   I have no more than twenty acres of ground, he replied, the whole of which I cultivate myself with the help of my children; and our labor keeps off from us the three great evils - boredom, vice, and want.
 ~guys by Voltaire

   I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated
 ~sayings about guys by Howard Stern

   He who wants to do good knocks at the gate: he who loves finds the door open
 ~quotes about Love by Rabrindranath Tagore

   To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
 ~funny quotes about guys by Enoch Powell

   Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen. Soccer is a gentleman's game played by beasts. Football is a beastly game played by beasts.
 ~saying on American football by Henry Blaha, 1972

   [Self-]assurance is contemptible and fatal unless it is self-knowledge.
 ~funny quotes about guys by George Santayana, Character and Opinion in the United States, 1921

   The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, are of imagination all compact.
 ~guys by William Shakespeare, Mid-Summer Night's Dream, 1595

   Do good and care not to whom.
 ~sayings about guys by Italian Proverb

   Your life may be the only Bible some people read.
 ~quotes about Integrity by Author Unknown

   Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.
 ~funny quotes about guys by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
 ~saying on Mothers by Tenneva Jordan

   History... is an aggregation of truths, half-truths, semi-truths, fables, myths, rumors, prejudices, personal narratives, gossip, and official prevarications. It is a canvas upon which thousands of artists throughout the ages have splashed their conceptions and interpretations of a day and an era. Some motifs are grotesque and some are magnificent.
 ~funny quotes about guys by Philip D. Jordan

   And that's the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind.
 ~guys by Dave Barry

   Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.
 ~sayings about guys by Ann Landers

   The houses of lawyers are roofed with the skins of litigants.
 ~quotes about Justice by Welsh Proverb

   A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days
 ~funny quotes about guys by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large
 ~saying on Election Day by Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley's Philosophy, 1900

   Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
 ~funny quotes about guys by Earl Wilson

   The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works is the family.
 ~guys by Lee Iacocca

   Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
 ~sayings about guys by Kin Hubbard

   Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild.
 ~quotes about Grandparents by Welsh Proverb

   One reason a dog is such a lovable creature is his tail wags instead of his tongue.
 ~funny quotes about guys by Author Unknown

   You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
 ~saying on Baseball by Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970

   Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
 ~funny quotes about guys by Doug Larson

   Guys are like roses. You've got to watch out for the pricks.
 ~guys by Author Unknown

   Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules.
 ~sayings about guys by Douglas Adams

   A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman thinks of the next generation
 ~quotes about Election Day by James Freeman Clarke, Sermon

   The General Strike has taught the working class more in four days than years of talking could have done.
 ~funny quotes about guys by Arthur James Balfour

   Dying seems less sad than having lived too little
 ~saying on Death by Gloria Steinem

   We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of the motives that produced them.
 ~funny quotes about guys by La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1665

   If we were all to be judged by our thoughts, the hills would be swarming with outlaws.
 ~guys by Johann Sigurjonsson


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