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   Women are never landlocked: they're always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears.
 ~quotes about Women by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.
 ~funny quote from anchorman by Ken Kesey

   You can't run away from troubleThere ain't no place that far
 ~saying on Adversity by Uncle Remus

   No man is quick enough to enjoy life to the full.
 ~funny quote from anchorman by Spanish Proverb

   Most passport pictures are good likenesses, and it is time we faced it.
 ~from anchorman by Katharine Brush

   The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
 ~sayings about from anchorman by C.P. Snow

   Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects
 ~quotes about Cute by Arnold Glasow

   You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything - even poverty - you can survive it
 ~funny quote from anchorman by Bill Cosby

   We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved.
 ~saying on Environment by Author Unknown

   Books are the compasses and telescopes and sextants and charts which other men have prepared to help us navigate the dangerous seas of human life.
 ~funny quote from anchorman by Jesse Lee Bennett

   The cruelest lies are often told in silence.
 ~from anchorman by Adlai Stevenson

   You can fall in love at first sight with a place as with a person.
 ~sayings about from anchorman by Alec Waugh

   Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
 ~quotes about Love by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   Watch a man in times of... adversity to discover what kind of man he is; for then at last words of truth are drawn from the depths of his heart, and the mask is torn off
 ~funny quote from anchorman by Lucretius, On the Nature of Things

   A writer and nothing else: a man alone in a room with the English language, trying to get human feelings right.
 ~saying on Writing by John K. Hutchens, New York Herald Tribune, 10 September 1961

   After a visit to the beach, it's hard to believe that we live in a material world
 ~funny quote from anchorman by Pam Shaw

   The two main hazards of psychoanalysis: that it might fail, and that if it succeeds, you'll never be able to forgive yourself for all those wasted years.
 ~from anchorman by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   War is the only game in which it doesn't pay to have the home-court advantage.
 ~sayings about from anchorman by Dick Motta

   Politicians are like diapersThey both need changing regularly and for the same reason
 ~quotes about Election Day by Author Unknown

   The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
 ~funny quote from anchorman by Don Marquis

   Applause is a receipt, not a bill.
 ~saying on Attitude by Dale Carnegie

   History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies.
 ~funny quote from anchorman by Alexis de Tocqeville, 1856

   The existence of forgetting has never been proved: We only know that some things don't come to mind when we want them.
 ~from anchorman by Friedrich Nietzsche

   The eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly and desperately drunk with a certain belief.
 ~sayings about from anchorman by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals, 1845

   You have to learn to treat people as a resource......you have to ask not what do they cost, but what is the yield, what can they produce?
 ~quotes about Business by Peter F. Drucker

   Tragedy is restful: and the reason is that hope, that foul, deceitful thing, has no part in it
 ~funny quote from anchorman by Jean Anouilh, Antigone, 1942

   God gave us memories that we might have roses in December.
 ~saying on Memory by J.M. Barrie, Courage, 1922

   Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.
 ~funny quote from anchorman by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   No man can climb out beyond the limitations of his own character.
 ~from anchorman by John Morley

   I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
 ~sayings about from anchorman by Rita Rudner

   We are asleep with compasses in our hands.
 ~quotes about Hawww by W.S. Merwin

   Light can be gentle, dangerous, dreamlike, bare, living, dead, misty, clear, hot, dark, violet, springlike, falling, straight, sensual, limited, poisonous, calm and soft.
 ~funny quote from anchorman by Sven Nykvist

   I'm on my way to the airport to catch a plane that leaves in 45 minutes. The traffic is not moving one inch. I am now fascinated - not frustrated, but fascinated. But I must admit, it doesn't work every time.
 ~saying on Self Improvement by Jim Rohn

   Valor is stability, not of legs and arms, but of courage and the soul
 ~funny quote from anchorman by Michel de Montaigne

   Those persons who are burning to display heroism may rest assured that the course of social evolution will offer them every opportunity.
 ~from anchorman by Havelock Ellis

   Make it a practice to judge persons and things in the most favorable light at all times and under all circumstances.
 ~sayings about from anchorman by Saint Vincent de Paul

   Make your optimism come true.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Author Unknown

   I'm on a 90-day wonder diet. Thus far, I've lost 45 days.
 ~funny quote from anchorman by Author Unknown

   I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west
 ~saying on Cool by Richard Jeni

   Well done is better than well said.
 ~funny quote from anchorman by Benjamin Franklin

   Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.
 ~from anchorman by Dr. James C. Dobson

   The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your environment; it is not in luck or chance, or the help of others; it is in yourself alone
 ~sayings about from anchorman by Orison Swett Marden

   It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.
 ~quotes about Feminism by Claudette Colbert, quoted in Kindling the Spirit by Lois P. Frankel

   You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind.
 ~funny quote from anchorman by Author Unknown

   Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't workSomeone would leaveSomeone always leavesThen we would have to say good-byeI hate good-byesI know what I needI need more hello
 ~saying on Goodbye by Charles M. Schulz

   Any idea, plan, or purpose may be placed in the mind through repetition of thought.
 ~funny quote from anchorman by Napoleon Hill

   I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
 ~from anchorman by Douglas Adams

   Then there's the joy of getting your desk clean, and knowing that all your letters are answered, and you can see the wood on it again.
 ~sayings about from anchorman by Lady Bird Johnson

   Most anthologists of quotations are like those who eat cherries or oysters: first picking the best ones and winding up by eating everything.
 ~quotes about Quotations by Sebastien Roch Nicolas Chamfort, Maxims, 1825

   One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
 ~funny quote from anchorman by Abe Lemmons

   There is indeed, perhaps, no better way to hold communion with the sea than sitting in the sun on the veranda of a fishermen's cafe.
 ~saying on Water by Joseph W. Beach

   When prosperity comes, do not use all of it.
 ~funny quote from anchorman by Confucius

   Reading wise tips creates a vision of great new life.
 ~from anchorman by

   Libraries are reservoirs of strength, grace and wit, reminders of order, calm and continuity, lakes of mental energy, neither warm nor cold, light nor dark.... In any library in the world, I am at home, unselfconscious, still and absorbed.
 ~sayings about from anchorman by Germaine Greer

   Life is like an onion; you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it.
 ~quotes about Life by James Gibbons Huneker

   The precursor of the mirror is the mother's face.
 ~funny quote from anchorman by D.W. Winnicott, Playing and Reality, 1971

   The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.
 ~saying on Family by Thomas Jefferson

   People do not marry people, not real ones anyway; they marry what they think the person is; they marry illusions and images. The exciting adventure of marriage is finding out who the partner really is.
 ~funny quote from anchorman by James L. Framo, Explorations in Marital & Family Therapy

   Antisthenes says that in a certain faraway land the cold is so intense that words freeze as soon as they are uttered, and after some time then thaw and become audible, so that words spoken in winter go unheard until the next summer.
 ~from anchorman by Plutarch, Moralia


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