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   Say not, I have found the truth, but rather, I have found a truth. Say not, I have found the path of the soul. Say rather, I have met the soul walking upon my path. For the soul walks upon all paths. The soul walks not upon a line, neither does it grow like a reed. The soul unfolds itself, like a lotus of countless petals.
 ~quotes about Soul by Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet, 1923

   A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.
 ~funny quote and poem by Anatole France

   That best academy, a mother's knee.
 ~saying on Mothers by James Russell Lowell

   A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
 ~funny quote and poem by David Brenner

   The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
 ~poem by J.D. Salinger

   The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.
 ~sayings about poem by John Kenneth Galbraith

   Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life.
 ~quotes about Fathers by Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities

   At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
 ~funny quote and poem by Jean Houston

   The one good thing about not seeing you is that I can write you letters.
 ~saying on Letters by Svetlana Alliluyeva

   New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
 ~funny quote and poem by David Letterman

   It is a puzzling thing. The truth knocks on the door and you say, Go away, I'm looking for the truth, and so it goes away. Puzzling.
 ~poem by Robert M. Pirsig

   Love is being stupid together
 ~sayings about poem by Paul Valery

   Women have been taught that, for us, the earth is flat, and that if we venture out, we will fall off the edge.
 ~quotes about Feminism by Author Unknown

   Most people dislike vanity in others, whatever share they have of it themselves; but I give it fair quarter, wherever I meet with it, being persuaded that it is often productive of good to the possessor, and to others who are within his sphere of action: and therefore, in many cases, it would not be altogether absurd if a man were to thank God for his vanity among the other comforts of life.
 ~funny quote and poem by Benjamin Franklin

   The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit.
 ~saying on Goals by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Flight to Arras, 1942, translated from French by Lewis Galantière

   Sit in reverie and watch the changing color of the waves that break upon the idle seashore of the mind.
 ~funny quote and poem by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

   Never does nature say one thing and wisdom another.
 ~poem by Juvenal, Satires

   We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love
 ~sayings about poem by Author Unknown

   Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.
 ~quotes about Smiles by Janet Lane

   They stopped us playing, That was their objective
and they achieved it.
 ~funny quote and poem by Karel Bruckner

   To love is to admire with the heart; to admire is to love with the mind
 ~saying on Love Quotes by Theophile Gantier

   Clogged with yesterday's excess, the body drags the mind down with it.
 ~funny quote and poem by Horace

   What are Raphael's Madonnas but the shadow of a mother's love, fixed in permanent outline forever?
 ~poem by Thomas Wentworth Higginson

   Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted
 ~sayings about poem by Johann Paul Friedrich Richter, Flower, Fruit, and Thorn

   Women get the last word in every argumentAnything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
 ~quotes about Women's Greetings by Author Unknown

   With lies you may get ahead in the world - but you can never go back.
 ~funny quote and poem by Russian proverb

   Search others for their virtues, yourself for your faults.
 ~saying on Relationship by

   The Russians have a weapon that can wipe out two hundred eighty thousand Americans. That puts them exactly ten years behind Howard Cosell.
 ~funny quote and poem by Red Smith

   Every morning say: I will improve something today. Every successful man is improvement – conscious.
 ~poem by

   Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
 ~sayings about poem by Ambrose Bierce

   Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Jesse Jackson

   It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry.
 ~funny quote and poem by H.L. Mencken, Minority Report, Notebooks, 1956

   I think, what has this day brought me, and what have I given it?
 ~saying on Attitude by Henry Moore

   Physics is mathematical not because we know so much about the physical world, but because we know so little; it is only its mathematical properties that we can discover.
 ~funny quote and poem by Bertrand Russell

   Millions and millions of years would still not give me half enough time to describe that tiny instant of all eternity when you put your arms around me and I put my arms around you.
 ~poem by Jacques Prévert

   Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty.
 ~sayings about poem by Henry Ford

   I played as much golf as I could in North Dakota, but summer up there is pretty short. It usually falls on Tuesday.
 ~quotes about Weather by Mike Morley

   Maturity is achieved when a person accepts life as full of tension.
 ~funny quote and poem by Joshua L. Liebman

   It appears to be a law that you cannot have a deep sympathy with both man and nature.
 ~saying on Environment by Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 1854

   Generally the theories we believe we call facts, and the facts we disbelieve we call theories.
 ~funny quote and poem by Felix Cohen

   We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And some people still wonder why some are afraid when they are told they are loved
 ~poem by Unknown

   The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie.
 ~sayings about poem by Agnes de Mille

   Television has a real problem. They have no page two. Consequently every big story gets the same play and comes across to the viewer as a really big, scary one.
 ~quotes about Media Journalism by Art Buchwald, 1969

   I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
 ~funny quote and poem by Jean Kerr, Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall, The Snake Has All the Lines, 1958

   It's not only children who grow. Parents do too. As much as we watch to see what our children do with their lives, they are watching us to see what we do with ours. I can't tell my children to reach for the sun. All I can do is reach for it, myself.
 ~saying on Parenting by Joyce Maynard

   No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you are you're going to win one-third of your games. It's the other third that makes the difference.
 ~funny quote and poem by Tommy Lasorda

   The roots of our Soccer Tribe lie deep in our primeval past.
 ~poem by Desmond Morris

   Life didn't promise to be wonderful.
 ~sayings about poem by Teddy Pendergrass

   There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house
 ~quotes about Housewarming by Joe Ryan

   The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half.
 ~funny quote and poem by Feodor Dostoevski

   After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.
 ~saying on Parties by P.J. O'Rourke

   What, after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean.
 ~funny quote and poem by Christopher Fry

   Man talks about everything, and he talks about everything as though the understanding of everything were all inside him.
 ~poem by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Who, being loved, is poor?
 ~sayings about poem by Oscar Wilde

   It's a strange thing, but when you are dreading something, and would give anything to slow down time, it has a disobliging habit of speeding up.
 ~quotes about Time by J.K. Rowling, The Hungarian Horntail, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 2000

   We must understand that when a society undermines intellectual freedom for its own purposes it is absolutely morally bad, but when it represses biological freedom for its own purposes it is absolutely morally good
 ~funny quote and poem by Robert M. Pirsig

   Never does nature say one thing and wisdom another
 ~saying on Earth Day by Juvenal, Satires

   There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
 ~funny quote and poem by Author Unknown

   A dog is not almost human and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
 ~poem by John Holmes


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