funny quote and phrase and quotations on phrase quotes

Quotes Categories
Attitude
Birthday Sayings
Business
Career
Celebrity
Chinese Saying
Compassion
Creativity
Cute Quotes
Determination
Dreams
Education
Emotions
Enthusiasm
Entrepreneurism
Experience
Family
Famous Saying
Financial
Freedom
Friendship
Funny Quotes
Funny Saying
Goals
Growth
Happiness
Health
Hope
Humor
Ignorance
Indian Saying
Italian Sayings
Kindness
Leadership
Living
Love
Malay Saying
Maturing Altruistically
Meditation
Money
Motivation
Movie
Music
Persistence
Personality
Proverbs
Relationship
Responsibility
Self Confidence
Self Discipline
Self Improvement
Self-reflection
Spiritual
Spirituality
Sports
Sports Soccer
Sports Volleyball
Success
Technology
Unknown
Valentine Saying
Wealth
Wisdoms
Words of Condolences
Worry

funny quote and phrase generated randomly from our collections

funny quote of the day,love saying true,inspirational word for basketball,famous bible sayings,funny sayings about girl,

   If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.
 ~quotes about Poverty by Charles Darwin

   The better part of one's life consists of his friendships
 ~funny quote and phrase by Abraham Lincoln

   Justice is incidental to law and order.
 ~saying on Justice by John Edgar Hoover

   Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none.
 ~funny quote and phrase by Friedrich Nietzche, Human, All Too Human, 1879

   Live a balanced life - Learn some and think some, and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some
 ~phrase by Robert Fulghum

   No one wants to hear about the labor pains, they just want to see the baby
 ~sayings about phrase by Lou Brock

   The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.
 ~quotes about Complaining by Ronald Firbank

   England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example.
 ~funny quote and phrase by Robert Benchley

   At first sight, wise sayings seem monotonous, dull reading. But persist. They’ll become more thrilling than golf, fishing, or ordinary reading.
 ~saying on Self Improvement by

   I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
 ~funny quote and phrase by George Carlin

   Dread of this horrible epidemic is a dim memory confined to history books. But antibiotic-resistant plague is alive and well. and if it is used as a weapon, no one will be safe
 ~phrase by Wendy Orent

   We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
 ~sayings about phrase by Aesop

   No, I don't take soup. You can't build a meal on a lake.
 ~quotes about Food by Elsie de Wolfe (Lady Mendl)

   To get to a woman's heart, a man must first use his own.
 ~funny quote and phrase by Mike Dobbertin, quoted in A 5th Portion of Chicken Soup for the Soul

   Democracy cannot flourish half rich and half poor, any more than it can flourish half free and half slave.
 ~saying on Government by Felix G. Rohatyn, New York Times, 3 June 1987

   No city should be too large for a man to walk out of in a morning.
 ~funny quote and phrase by Cyril Connolly

   I married beneath me - all women do.
 ~phrase by Nancy Astor, speech, Oldham, England, 1951

   Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out
 ~sayings about phrase by Art Linkletter

   When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.
 ~quotes about Teenagers by Larry Lujack

   We live in a very tense society. We are pulled apart... and we all need to learn how to pull ourselves together.... I think that at least part of the answer lies in solitude.
 ~funny quote and phrase by Helen Hayes

   We have a world for each one, but we do not have a world for all.
 ~saying on Humankind by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   The tattoo attracts and also repels precisely because it is different.
 ~funny quote and phrase by Margo DeMello, Bodies of Inscription: A Cultural History of the Modern Tattoo Community, 2000

   Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.
 ~phrase by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   If you can speak three languages you're trilingual. If you can speak two languages you're bilingual. If you can speak only one language you're an American.
 ~sayings about phrase by Author Unknown

   Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing.
 ~quotes about Feminism by Bill Copeland

   Money does not pay for anything, never has, never will. It is an economic axiom as old as the hills that goods and services can be paid for only with goods and services.
 ~funny quote and phrase by Albert Jay Nock, Memoirs of a Superfluous Man, 1943

   Vanity is so secure in the heart of man that everyone wants to be admired: even I who write this, and you who read this.
 ~saying on Vanity by Blaise Pascal

   You go into a community and they will vote 80 percent to 20 percent in favor of a tougher Clean Air Act, but if you ask them to devote 20 minutes a year to having their car emissions inspected, they will vote 80 to 20 against it. We are a long way in this country from taking individual responsibility for the environmental problem.
 ~funny quote and phrase by William D. Ruckelshaus, former EPA administrator, New York Times, 30 November 1988

   A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
 ~phrase by Irish Proverb

   The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations.
 ~sayings about phrase by Eli Khamarov, Surviving on Planet Reebok

   Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.
 ~quotes about Marriage by Sydney J. Harris

   Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
 ~funny quote and phrase by Marcel Proust

   The best leader is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it
 ~saying on Boss Day by Theodore Roosevelt

   A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
 ~funny quote and phrase by Oscar Wilde

   All art requires courage.
 ~phrase by Anne Tucker

   In the end, poverty, putridity and pestilence; work, wealth and worry; health, happiness and hell, all simmer down into village problems.
 ~sayings about phrase by Martin H. Fischer

   The horror of that moment, the King went on, "I shall never, never forget!" "You will, though," the Queen said, "if you don't make a memorandum of it
 ~quotes about Adversity by Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass, 1872

   It takes an athlete to dance, but an artist to be a dancer.
 ~funny quote and phrase by Shanna LaFleur

   In the long run the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip.
 ~saying on Optimism Pessimism by Daniel L. Reardon

   He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery.
 ~funny quote and phrase by Harold Wilson

   They have stopped deceiving you, not loving you. And it seems to you that they have stopped loving you.
 ~phrase by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
 ~sayings about phrase by Charles Augustin Sainte-Beuve

   They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.
 ~quotes about Dieting by William Shakespeare

   A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
 ~funny quote and phrase by Author Unknown

   Boredom and monotony are sure ways of separating men from mere boys.
 ~saying on Maturing Altruistically by

   The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.
 ~funny quote and phrase by Elizabeth Metcalf

   What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you.
 ~phrase by Author Unknown

   It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools
 ~sayings about phrase by Spanish Proverb

   They say a reasonable amount 'o fleas is good fer a dog - keeps him from broodin' over bein' a dog, mebbe.
 ~quotes about Adversity by Edward Westcott

   Economy is half the battle of life. If you spend all you earn as you go, you won’t go far.
 ~funny quote and phrase by

   A cruel story runs on wheels, and every hand oils the wheels as they run.
 ~saying on Gossip by Ouida

   Deeds, not creeds, are the true measure of a man.
 ~funny quote and phrase by

   Without music life would be a mistake.
 ~phrase by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

   If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane.
 ~sayings about phrase by Robert G. Ingersoll

   How is one to live a moral and compassionate existence when one finds darkness not only in one's culture but within oneself? There are simply no answers to some of the great pressing questions. You continue to live them out, making your life a worthy expression of leaning into the light.
 ~quotes about Light by Barry Lopez, Arctic Dreams

   When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible
 ~funny quote and phrase by From the movie When Harry Met Sally

   The insufferable arrogance of human beings to think that Nature was made solely for their benefit, as if it was conceivable that the sun had been set afire merely to ripen men's apples and head their cabbages.
 ~saying on Environment by Savinien de Cyrano de Bergerac, États et empires de la lune, 1656

   You have it in your power to turn a bad-beat around simply by realizing this simple truth: The more bad beats you encounter, the luckier you are. It's a sign that you are playing against opponents who continually take the worst of it, and if you can't beat someone who always takes the worst of it, you can't beat anyone.
 ~funny quote and phrase by Lou Krieger

   Be content to act, and leave the talking to others.
 ~phrase by Baltasar Gracian


[ funny sayings about girl ][ famous bible sayings ][ inspirational word for basketball ][ love saying true ][ funny quote of the day ][ almost famous quote ][ motivational football quotes ][ wedding love quote ][ quotes on finding love ][ christian inspirational sayings ][ inspirational movie quotations ][ friendship quotes xanga ][ confucius famous saying ][ famous military quote ][ free love quote ][ funny tombstone sayings ][ wrestling motivational quotes ][ romantic saying love quotes ][ movie quotes rent ][ cool funny sayings ][ famous people saying ][ good charlotte quotes ][ really sad love quotes ][ romantic love quotes from movie ][ friend love quote ]