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   We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
 ~quotes about Insects by Bill Vaughan

   The rich man is poor for he has no friends
 ~funny quote about woman by me

   Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life
 ~saying on Children by Muriel Spark

   There are no illegitimate children - only illegitimate parents.
 ~funny quote about woman by Leon R. Yankwich

   True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
 ~woman by Dave Tyson Gentry

   You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face.
 ~sayings about woman by Eleanor Roosevelt

   There are four ways, and only four ways, in which we have contact with the world. We are evaluated and classified by these four contacts: what we do, how we look, what we say, and how we say it.
 ~quotes about Relationship by Dale Carnegie

   For last year's words belong to last year's language, And next year's words await another voice.And to make an end is to make a beginning.
 ~funny quote about woman by T.S. Eliot, "Little Gidding"

   There is no tally sheet in the exchange of small kindnesses; but there is shared memory and, from each person, the assurances of good things to come.
 ~saying on Attitude by Lady Borton

   The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up and those who were up go down.
 ~funny quote about woman by Jawaharlal Nehru

   The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but to hold hands.
 ~woman by Quoted by Alexandra Penney in Self

   You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted.
 ~sayings about woman by Ruth E. Renkl

   Opportunities fly by while we sit regretting the chances we have lost, and the happiness that comes to us we heed not, because of the happiness that is gone.
 ~quotes about Opportunities by Jerome K. Jerome, The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow, 1889

   If you have the will to win, you have achieved half your success; if you don't, you have achieved half your failure.
 ~funny quote about woman by David Ambrose

   Logic is logic. That's all I say.
 ~saying on Logic by Oliver Wendell Holmes, The One-Hoss Shay

   TEAM WORK IS NOT DEFINED BY A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WWORK AT THE SAME PLACE TOGETHER, BUT BY A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WOTRK TOGETHER AT THE SAME PLACE.
 ~funny quote about woman by my self

   Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated; you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps
 ~woman by David Lloyd George

   It's hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.
 ~sayings about woman by Sally Kempton, Esquire, 1970

   There are sufferings that have lost their memory and do not remember why they are suffering
 ~quotes about Adversity by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Fall seven times, stand up eight
 ~funny quote about woman by Japanese Proverb

   ...catching fish is as incidental to fishing as making babies is to fucking.
 ~saying on Fishing by William Humphrey

   This is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn't have spectators.
 ~funny quote about woman by Dick Vertleib

   Grace isn't a little prayer you chant before receiving a meal. It's a way to live.
 ~woman by Jackie Windspear

   If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts, but if he will content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties.
 ~sayings about woman by Francis Bacon

   A little explained, a little endured, a little forgiven and the quarrel is cured.
 ~quotes about Relationship by

   Most people can have anything they want, but very few know early in life what they want.
 ~funny quote about woman by

   Art disturbs, science reassures.
 ~saying on Art by Georges Braque, Le Jour et la nuit

   In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged.
 ~funny quote about woman by Hans Nouwens

   We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
 ~woman by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

   Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to, in the strongest conjuration
 ~sayings about woman by Charles Dickens

   The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth.
 ~quotes about Life by Chinese Proverb

   Even stranger things have happened; and perhaps the strangest of all is the marvel that mathematics should be possible to a race akin to the apes.
 ~funny quote about woman by Eric T. Bell, The Development of Mathematics

   There is a malaise that exists in your land - what appears to many as the sudden and tragic disappearance of the American dream which, in some ways, has turned to nightmare.
 ~saying on America by J.J. Greene

   It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence.
 ~funny quote about woman by Gandhi

   The states are not free, under the guise of protecting maternal health or potential life, to intimidate women into continuing pregnancies.
 ~woman by Justice Harry A. Blackmun, Roe v. Wade, 22 January 1973

   Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive.
 ~sayings about woman by Juvenal, Satires

   You don't understand anything until you learn it more than one way.
 ~quotes about Learning by Marvin Minsky

   If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.
 ~funny quote about woman by Song title by Jimmy Buffet

   In creating the human brain, evolution has wildly overshot the mark.
 ~saying on Humankind by Arthur Koestler

   The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.
 ~funny quote about woman by Mark Twain

   What is all wisdom save a collection of platitudes? Take fifty of our current proverbial sayings - they are so trite, so threadbare, that we can hardly bring our lips to utter them. Nonetheless they embody the concentrated experience of the race.
 ~woman by Norman Douglas

   Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness
 ~sayings about woman by Bertrand Russell

   When you re-read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before.
 ~quotes about Literature by Clifton Fadiman

   Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.
 ~funny quote about woman by John Lennon

   Understanding the laws of nature does not mean that we are immune to their operations.
 ~saying on Environment by David Gerrold

   He who buys what he does not need steals from himself.
 ~funny quote about woman by Author Unknown

   Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
 ~woman by Kurt Vonnegut

   Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride.
 ~sayings about woman by John F. Kennedy

   Poetry is life distilled.
 ~quotes about Poetry by Gwendolyn Brooks

   The idea is to die young as late as possible.
 ~funny quote about woman by Ashley Montagu

   To rule is easy, to govern difficult.
 ~saying on Government by Johann W. von Goethe

   He who does not know foreign languages does not know anything about his own.
 ~funny quote about woman by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Kunst and Alterthum

   God is a concept by which we measure our pain.
 ~woman by John Lennon

   Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
 ~sayings about woman by P.J. O'Rourke

   Don't refuse to go on an occasional wild goose chase - that's what wild geese are for.
 ~quotes about Risk by Author Unknown

   A light supper, a good night's sleep, and a fine morning have often made a hero of the same man who by indigestion, a restless night, and a rainy morning, would have proved a coward.
 ~funny quote about woman by Earl of Chesterfield

   What we call reality is an agreement that people have arrived at to make life more livable.
 ~saying on Reality by Louise Nevelson

   It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.
 ~funny quote about woman by Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia

   Some stories are true that never happened.
 ~woman by Elie Weisel


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