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   I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
 ~quotes about Jewelry by Erma Bombeck

   Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place" Billy Crystal(Mitch)in City Slickers(1991)
 ~funny quote about sleep by Billy Crystal

   The only cure for seasickness is to sit on the shady side of an old brick church in the country.
 ~saying on Water by Author Unknown

   Someone might say of me that I have only made a bouquet of other people's flowers here, having supplied nothing of my own but the thread to bind them.
 ~funny quote about sleep by Michel de Montaigne

   Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
 ~sleep by Sandra Boynton

   Leadership: the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.
 ~sayings about sleep by Dwight D. Eisenhower

   If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
 ~quotes about Food by Diogenes the Cynic

   As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever.
 ~funny quote about sleep by Clarence Darrow

   He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner.
 ~saying on Action by Benjamin Franklin

   The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
 ~funny quote about sleep by Phyllis Diller

   Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
 ~sleep by Seneca the Younger

   Happiness is not being pained in body or troubled in mind.
 ~sayings about sleep by Thomas Jefferson

   Irons rusts from disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind.
 ~quotes about Thinking by Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks, 1508

   Always verify your quotations.
 ~funny quote about sleep by Martin Joseph Routh, also sometimes quoted as your references or your sources

   It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge
 ~saying on Graduation by Brooks Atkinson, Once Around the Sun, 1951

   The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.
 ~funny quote about sleep by Honoré de Balzac

   A lot of history is just dirty politics cleaned up for the consumption of children and other innocents.
 ~sleep by Richard Reeves

   Virtue is persecuted more by the wicked than it is loved by the good.
 ~sayings about sleep by Buddha

   The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.
 ~quotes about Family by Erma Bombeck

   This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
 ~funny quote about sleep by George Burns

   I want a man who's kind and understandingIs that too much to ask of a millionaire?
 ~saying on Women's Greetings by Zsa Zsa Gabor

   Columbus had all the spirit of a crusader, and, at the same time, the investigating nature of a modern man of science
 ~funny quote about sleep by Edmund Arthur Helps

   Art is a kind of illness.
 ~sleep by Giacomo Puccini

   By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
 ~sayings about sleep by Socrates

   Now, if groups like Moral Majority have their way, there won't be any sex education at school, and our kids will be the dumbest in the world when it comes to sex.... But our parents are sexually retarded too.... Fear and primitive morals are creating a sexual pressure-cooker in this country and soon the top will blow.... Only in the U.S. do we find children drawing a picture of a baby coming from the clouds or from under a cabbage leaf.
 ~quotes about Sex by Dr. Floyd Martinson

   Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light?
 ~funny quote about sleep by Maurice Freehill

   The worst fate of a poet is to be admired without being understood.
 ~saying on Poetry by Jean Cocteau, Le Rappel á l'ordre, 1926

   Any game where a man 60 can beat a man 30 ain't no game.
 ~funny quote about sleep by Burt Shotten

   We need not join the mad rush to purchase an earthly fallout shelter. God is our eternal fallout shelter.
 ~sleep by Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963

   A poem begins with a lump in the throat.
 ~sayings about sleep by Robert Frost

   If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you.
 ~quotes about Poker by Author Unknown

   Monotony is like tombstone tied around our necks. It’s really a blessed weight donated by nature to hold us down until we find the precious pearl.
 ~funny quote about sleep by

   The course of life is unpredictable... no one can write his autobiography in advance.
 ~saying on Future by Abraham Joshua Heschel

   There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
 ~funny quote about sleep by Steve Martin

   Remember, a real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided.
 ~sleep by Anthony Robbins

   Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live.
 ~sayings about sleep by Henry Van Dyke

   Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this: That you are dreadfully like other people.
 ~quotes about Equality Difference by James Russell Lowell, Democracy Address, Birmingham, England, 6 October 1884

   Two-legged creatures we are supposed to love as we love ourselves. The four-legged, also, can come to seem pretty important. But six legs are too many from the human standpoint.
 ~funny quote about sleep by Joseph W. Krutch

   The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.
 ~saying on Sports by Author Unknown

   When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
 ~funny quote about sleep by Betty Bender

   This was one of those perfect New England days in late summer where the spirit of autumn takes a first stealing flight, like a spy, through the ripening country-side, and, with feigned sympathy for those who droop with August heat, puts her cool cloak of bracing air about leaf and flower and human shoulders.
 ~sleep by Sarah Orne Jewett

   In music the passions enjoy themselves.
 ~sayings about sleep by Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, 1886

   Man is a creature who lives not upon bread alone, but primarily by catchwords.
 ~quotes about Language by Robert Louis Stevenson

   You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
 ~funny quote about sleep by Wayne Gretzky

   He who writes prose builds his temple to Fame in rubble; he who writes verses builds it in granite.
 ~saying on Poetry by Edward Bulwer-Lytton

   People prefer to follow those who help them, not those who intimidate them
 ~funny quote about sleep by C. Gene Wilkes

   You cannot discover the purpose of life by asking someone else - the only way you'll ever get the right answer is by asking yourself.
 ~sleep by Terri Guillemets

   A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful.
 ~sayings about sleep by Karl Kraus

   Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.
 ~quotes about Driving by Mac McCleary

   The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that man may become robots.
 ~funny quote about sleep by Erich Fromm

   All art is autobiographical; the pearl is the oyster's autobiography.
 ~saying on Jewelry by Federico Fellini

   Keep on going, and the chances are that you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I never heard of anyone ever stumbling on something sitting down.
 ~funny quote about sleep by Charles F. Kettering

   Children need your presence more than your presents.
 ~sleep by Jesse Jackson

   It would be a poor thing to be an atom in a universe without physicists, and physicists are made of atoms. A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
 ~sayings about sleep by George Wald

   A perfect combination of violent action taking place in an atmosphere of total tranquility.
 ~quotes about Tennis by Billie Jean King

   Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
 ~funny quote about sleep by Marcel Proust

   It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being.
 ~saying on Animals by Henry David Thoreau

   If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.
 ~funny quote about sleep by Charles Darwin

   The better part of one's life consists of his friendships
 ~sleep by Abraham Lincoln


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