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   No yesterdays are ever wasted for those who give themselves to today.
 ~quotes about Living by Brendan Francis

   Everything in creation has its appointed painter or poet and remains in bondage like the princess in the fairy tale 'til its appropriate liberator comes to set it free.
 ~funny quote about man by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   I only remember two kisses - the first and the last. The first, with my love and the last, with death. The first brought happiness and the last relief
 ~saying on Death by Srijit Prabhakaran

   When I split an infinitive, god damn it, I split it so it stays split.
 ~funny quote about man by Raymond Chandler

   Kites rise highest against the wind -- not with it
 ~man by Winston Churchill

   It is the deed that teaches, not the name we give it. Murder and capital punishment are not opposites that cancel one another, but similars that breed their kind.
 ~sayings about man by George Bernard Shaw, Maxims for Revolutionists

   Nothing can be more readily disproved than the old saw, You can't keep a good man down. Most human societies have been beautifully organized to keep good men down.
 ~quotes about Society by John W. Gardner

   Every job should bring us three rewards: money, friends, and experience.
 ~funny quote about man by

   When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.
 ~saying on Age by Hugo L. Black

   Jim Bakker spells his name with 2 k's because 3 would be too obvious.
 ~funny quote about man by Bill Maher

   I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
 ~man by Rita Rudner

   Generation Gap: A chasm, amorphously situated in time and space, that separates those who have grown up absurd from those who will, with luck, grow up absurd.
 ~sayings about man by Bernard Rosenberg, Dictionary for the Disenchanged, 1972

   Bach opens a vista to the universe. After experiencing him, people feel there is meaning to life after all.
 ~quotes about Music by Helmut Walcha

   Love your country. Your country is the land where your parents sleep, where is spoken that language in which the chosen of your heart, blushing, whispered the first word of love; it is the home that God has given you that by striving to perfect yourselves therein you may prepare to ascend to him.
 ~funny quote about man by Giuseppe Mazzini

   Epigram and truth are rarely commensurate. Truth has to get somewhat chiseled, as it were, before it will fit into an epigram.
 ~saying on Quotations by Joseph Farrell

   The habit of saving is in itself one of the most practical of all educations. It develops discipline, foresight, planning, industry, patience, thinking, and even intelligence.
 ~funny quote about man by

   Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
 ~man by Douglas Adams

   Seen from this vantage point, the preoccupied fans below sometimes suggest a huddled, uncomplaining horde of immigrants stuffed into steerage on some endless voyage toward better luck-not an inappropriate image if we remind ourselves that this famous rustbucket, the good ship Cubbie, last dropped anchor in the shining harbor of the World Series in 1945
 ~sayings about man by Roger Angell in Fortuity

   To love at all is to be vulnerable
 ~quotes about Romantic Quotes by C.S. Lewis

   Things of the spirit differ from things material in that the more you give the more you have.
 ~funny quote about man by Christopher Morley

   It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.
 ~saying on Self-Discovery by Lucille Ball

   Great art picks up where nature ends.
 ~funny quote about man by Marc Chagall

   There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
 ~man by F.H. Bradley, Aphorisms

   A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
 ~sayings about man by Mae West

   It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
 ~quotes about Hypocrisy by Alfred Adler

   Four freedoms: The first is freedom of speech and expression - everywhere in the world. The second is freedom of everyone to worship God in his own way, everywhere in the world. The third is freedom from want . . . everywhere in the world. The fourth is freedom from fear . . . anywhere in the world
 ~funny quote about man by Franklin D. Roosevelt

   The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
 ~saying on Friendship by Elbert Hubbard, The Notebook, 1927

   You are what you think. You are what you go for. You are what you do
 ~funny quote about man by Bob Richards

   The cat is above all things, a dramatist.
 ~man by Margaret Benson

   There is just one life for each of us: our own.
 ~sayings about man by Euripides

   The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.
 ~quotes about Business by Confucius

   How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all colour-blind?
 ~funny quote about man by Author Unknown

   God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
 ~saying on Religion by Voltaire

   How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard
 ~funny quote about man by Carol Sobieski and Thomas Meehan, Annie

   Dreams pass in time
 ~man by

   All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal.
 ~sayings about man by Thomas Szasz

   Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
 ~quotes about Integrity by Henry Louis Mencken, Sententiae, This and That: A Mencken Chrestomathy, 1948

   The word good has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.
 ~funny quote about man by G.K. Chesterton

   Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
 ~saying on Opportunities by Author Unknown

   Insist on yourself; never imitate... Every great man is unique.
 ~funny quote about man by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Nothing like a nighttime stroll to give you ideas.
 ~man by J.K. Rowling, The Egg and The Eye, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 2000, spoken by the characte

   You will find poetry nowhere unless you bring some of it with you.
 ~sayings about man by Joseph Joubert

   A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy
 ~quotes about Anniversaries by George Jean Nathan

   While we ourselves are the living graves of murdered beasts, how can we expect any ideal conditions on this earth?
 ~funny quote about man by George Bernard Shaw

   Can miles truly separate you from friends.... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
 ~saying on Goodbye by Richard Bach

   For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled.
 ~funny quote about man by Richard P. Feynman

   If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.
 ~man by Edith Wharton

   The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
 ~sayings about man by Arnold Toynbee

   I like the word indolence. It makes my laziness seem classy.
 ~quotes about Laziness by Bern Williams

   Blink and you miss a sprint. The 10,000 meters is lap after lap of waiting. Theatrically, the mile is just the right length - beginning, middle, end: a story unfolding.
 ~funny quote about man by Sebastian Coe

   Maybe nature is fundamentally ugly, chaotic and complicated. But if it's like that, then I want out.
 ~saying on Nature by Steven Weinberg

   Poets are mysterious, but a poet when all is said is not much more mysterious than a banker.
 ~funny quote about man by Allen Tate

   Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside.
 ~man by Author Unknown

   It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.
 ~sayings about man by George Horace Lorimer

   And even if you were in some prison, the walls of which let none of the sounds of the world come to your senses - would you not then still have your childhood, that precious, kingly possession, that treasure-house of memories?
 ~quotes about Memory by Rainer Maria Rilke

   Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
 ~funny quote about man by Edward Vernon Rickenbacker

   For the man sound in body and serene of mind there is no such thing as bad weather; every day has its beauty, and storms which whip the blood do but make it pulse more vigorously.
 ~saying on Weather by George Gissing, Winter, The Private Papers of Henry Ryecroft, 1903

   There are fools, damn fools, and those who remount in a steeplechase.
 ~funny quote about man by Bill Whitbread

   The third major characteristic of God - infinitude - is the catchall, the universal modifier of Christian theology. God is not merely a being; he is infinite being. God is not merely good; he is infinite goodness. God is not merely wise; he is infinite wisdom. And so on down the list. God is exaggeration run amuck.
 ~man by George H. Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God


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