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   Dreams are answers to questions we haven't yet figured out how to ask.
 ~quotes about Dreams by X-Files

   Once you have heard the lark, known the swish of feet through hill-top grass and smelt the earth made ready for the seed, you are never again going to be fully happy about the cities and towns that man carries like a crippling weight upon his back.
 ~funny political quotes by Gwyn Thomas

   We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
 ~saying on Dental by Joseph Heller

   It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are
 ~funny political quotes by e.e. cummings

   A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.
 ~political by Isadora James

   It always strikes me, and it is very peculiar, that when we see the image of indescribable and unutterable desolation - of loneliness, of poverty and misery, the end of all things, or their extreme - then rises in our mind the thought of God.
 ~sayings about political by Vincent van Gogh, Dear Theo: An Autobiography of Vincent van Gogh, 1937

   [Thinking is] what a great many people think they are doing when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
 ~quotes about Thinking by William James

   The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder.
 ~funny political quotes by Ralph W. Sockman

   Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
 ~saying on Marriage by Jean Rostand, Le Mariage, 1927

   Caring is a reflex. Someone slips, your arm goes out. A car is in the ditch, you join the others and push...You live, you help.
 ~funny political quotes by Ram Dass

   If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say. We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere
 ~political by Tim McGraw

   Trying to maintain order during a legalized gang brawl involving 80 toughs with a little whistle, a hanky and a ton of prayer.
 ~sayings about political by Anonymousreferee, explaining his job

   Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.
 ~quotes about Women by Ovid

   I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.
 ~funny political quotes by Henny Youngman

   Men are only as loyal as their options.
 ~saying on Men by Bill Maher

   Hope deceives more men than cunning does.
 ~funny political quotes by Vauvenargues, Reflections and Maxims, 1746

   Television: A medium - so called because it is neither rare nor well done.
 ~political by Ernie Kovacs

   A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.
 ~sayings about political by Helen Rowland

   The best portraits are perhaps those in which there is a slight mixture of caricature; and we are not certain that the best histories are not those in which a little of the exaggeration of fictitious narrative is judiciously employed. Something is lost in accuracy; but much is gained in effect. The fainter lines are neglected; but the great characteristic features are imprinted on the mind forever.
 ~quotes about History by Thomas Babington Macaulay, Machiavelli

   Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
 ~funny political quotes by Mary Tyler Moore

   Deliberation is a function of the many; action is the function of one.
 ~saying on Action by Charles de Gaulle, War Memoirs, 1960

   I never criticize a player until they are first convinced of my unconditional confidence in their abilities
 ~funny political quotes by John Robinson

   Tragedy is restful: and the reason is that hope, that foul, deceitful thing, has no part in it.
 ~political by Jean Anouilh, Antigone, 1942

   I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them.
 ~sayings about political by Harry Toscano

   The happiest of all lives is a busy solitude.
 ~quotes about Solitude by Voltaire

   Argue for your limitations and, sure enough, they're yours.
 ~funny political quotes by Richard Bach, Illusions

   Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessaryIt fulfils the same function as pain in the human bodyIt calls attention to an unhealthy state of things
 ~saying on Adversity by Winston Churchill

   For what is history, but... huge libel on human nature, to which we industriously add page after page, volume after volume, as if we were holding up a monument to the honor, rather than the infamy of our species.
 ~funny political quotes by Washington Irving, History of New York

   A laugh is a smile that bursts.
 ~political by Mary H. Waldrip

   It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you
 ~sayings about political by Dick Cheney

   Every man over forty is responsible for his face.
 ~quotes about Integrity by Abraham Lincoln

   Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
 ~funny political quotes by William Arthur Ward

   A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked
 ~saying on For a Friend by Author Unknown

   Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
 ~funny political quotes by Lee Trevino

   You taught me to be nice, so nice that now I am so full of niceness, I have no sense of right and wrong, no outrage, no passion.
 ~political by Garrison Keillor

   There are three stages of a man's life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus.
 ~sayings about political by Author Unknown

   We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they?
 ~quotes about Hypocrisy by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart.
 ~funny political quotes by Socrates

   We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.
 ~saying on History by Dick Gregory

   When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wrong.
 ~funny political quotes by Ani Difranco

   Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.
 ~political by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.
 ~sayings about political by John Locke

   Sons are for fathers the twice-told tale.
 ~quotes about Fathers by Victoria Secunda, Women and Their Fathers, 1992

   Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
 ~funny political quotes by Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander

   Bad laws are the worst sort of tyranny.
 ~saying on Justice by Edmund Burke

   Motherhood is like Albania - you can't trust the descriptions in the books, you have to go there
 ~funny political quotes by Marni Jackson

   Bad habits are easy to acquire but hard live with.
 ~political by

   I say to mankind, Be not curious about God. For I, who am curious about each, am not curious about God - I hear and behold God in every object, yet understand God not in the least.
 ~sayings about political by Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass

   Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
 ~quotes about Wise Words by Theodore Roosevelt

   We are free, truly free, when we don't need to rent our arms to anybody in order to be able to lift a piece of bread to our mouths.
 ~funny political quotes by Ricardo Flores Magon, speech, 31 May 1914

   The night walked down the sky with the moon in her hand.
 ~saying on Walking by Frederick L. Knowles

   The repose of sleep refreshes only the body. It rarely sets the soul at rest. The repose of the night does not belong to us. It is not the possession of our being. Sleep opens within us an inn for phantoms. In the morning we must sweep out the shadows.
 ~funny political quotes by Gaston Bachelard

   A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.
 ~political by William C. Feather

   The first day of spring was once the time for taking the young virgins into the fields, there in dalliance to set an example in fertility for nature to follow. Now we just set the clocks an hour ahead and change the oil in the crankcase.
 ~sayings about political by E.B. White, Hot Weather, One Man's Meat, 1944

   A lie is coward’s way for solving a problem or evading a difficulty. Never deceive. When he finds you out, he’ll harm you more than your deceit helped. Nature puts curse on all wrong-doing.
 ~quotes about Self Discipline by

   There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries
 ~funny political quotes by W.J. Cameron

   Common experience shows how much rarer is moral courage than physical bravery. A thousand men will march to the mouth of the cannon where one man will dare espouse an unpopular cause.
 ~saying on Conformity by Clarence Darrow, Resist Not Evil

   Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
 ~funny political quotes by David Letterman

   Logic is a large drawer, containing some useful instruments, and many more that are superfluous. A wise man will look into it for two purposes, to avail himself of those instruments that are really useful, and to admire the ingenuity with which those that are not so, are assorted and arranged.
 ~political by Charles Caleb Colton, Lacon


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