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   Advertising is an environmental striptease for a world of abundance.
 ~quotes about Advertising by Marshall McLuhan, introduction to Wilson Bryan Key, Subliminal Seduction: Ad Media's Manipulation of

   The past is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets and re-explains what has happened.
 ~funny political quote by Peter Berger

   Barbarism is needed every four or five hundred years to bring the world back to life. Otherwise it would die of civilization.
 ~saying on Civilization by Edmond and Jules de Goncourt, Journal, 3 September 1855

   We are spirits clad in veils.
 ~funny political quote by Christopher P. Cranch

   It is such a secret place, the land of tears.
 ~political by Antoine de Saint-Exupery, The Little Prince

   If you just set people in motion they'll heal themselves.
 ~sayings about political by Gabrielle Roth

   I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.
 ~quotes about American football by Jack Tatum

   We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the worldIt's called love
 ~funny political quote by Gene Perret

   It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
 ~saying on Perseverance by Albert Einstein

   Make sure to send a lazy man the angel of death
 ~funny political quote by Jewish Proverb

   I believe there are more urgent and honorable occupations than the incomparable waste of time we call suffering.
 ~political by Colette

   Men weary as much of not doing the things they want to do as of doing the things they do not want to do.
 ~sayings about political by Eric Hoffer

   Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
 ~quotes about Integrity by David Star Jordan, The Philosophy of Despair

   The only fully educated people are self-educated.
 ~funny political quote by

   The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk.
 ~saying on Walking by Jacqueline Schiff

   Today is the last day of some of your life.
 ~funny political quote by Author Unknown

   No place affords a more striking conviction of the vanity of human hopes than a public library.
 ~political by Samuel Johnson

   I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
 ~sayings about political by George Meredith

   We have no right to ask when sorrow comes, "Why did this happen to me?" unless we ask the same question for every moment of happiness that comes our way
 ~quotes about Adversity by Author Unknown

   I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.
 ~funny political quote by Peter De Vries

   Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.
 ~saying on Confidence by Anaïs Nin, Diary, 1969

   I've fallen in love many times... always with you
 ~funny political quote by Author Unknown

   The essence of philosophy is that a man should so live that his happiness shall depend as little as possible on external things.
 ~political by Epictetus

   Writers would be warm, loyal, and otherwise terrific people--if only they'd stop writing
 ~sayings about political by Laura Miller

   This is perhaps the most beautiful time in human history; it is really pregnant with all kinds of creative possibilities made possible by science and technology which now constitute the slave of man - if man is not enslaved by it.
 ~quotes about Technology by Jonas Salk

   From what we get, we can make a living;
what we give, however, makes a life.
 ~funny political quote by Arthur Ashe

   If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles
 ~saying on Retirement by Doug Larson

   All religions issue bibles against him, and say most injurious things about him, but we never hear his side.
 ~funny political quote by Mark Twain, about the Devil

   Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. I think it's in my basement... let me go upstairs and check.
 ~political by M.C. Escher

   All men have a reason, but not all men can give a reason.
 ~sayings about political by John Henry Cardinal Newman

   We did not hesitate to call our movement an armyBut it was a special army, with no supplies but its sincerity, no uniform but its determination, no arsenal except its faith, no currency but its conscience
 ~quotes about Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Martin Luther King, Jr., Why We Can't Wait, 1963

   Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep.
 ~funny political quote by Samuel Johnson, The Rambler, 1750

   Western society has accepted as unquestionable a technological imperative that is quite as arbitrary as the most primitive taboo: not merely the duty to foster invention and constantly to create technological novelties, but equally the duty to surrender to these novelties unconditionally, just because they are offered, without respect to their human consequences.
 ~saying on Environment by Lewis Mumford

   Give us this day our daily bread is probably the most perfectly constructed and useful sentence ever set down in the English language.
 ~funny political quote by P.J. Wingate

   One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters
 ~political by George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640

   In most betting shops you will see three windows marked Bet Here, but only one window with the legend Pay Out.
 ~sayings about political by Jeffrey Bernard

   There are many in the world who are dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love.
 ~quotes about Helping by Mother Teresa

   Hear! hear! screamed the jay from a neighboring tree, where I had heard a tittering for some time, winter has a concentrated and nutty kernel, if you know where to look for it.
 ~funny political quote by Henry David Thoreau, 28 November 1858 journal entry

   Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once.
 ~saying on Life by Lillian Dickson

   There is a loftier ambition than merely to stand high in the world. It is to stoop down and lift mankind a little higher
 ~funny political quote by Henry Van Dyke

   Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler.
 ~political by Francesca M. Cancian

   It's the menace that everyone loves to hate but can't seem to live without.
 ~sayings about political by Paddy Chayevsky

   I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Donald Trump

   Socrates learned to dance when he was seventy because he felt that an essential part of himself had been neglected.
 ~funny political quote by Source Unknown

   A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
 ~saying on Integrity by Charles Evans Hughes

   Nothing is certain but death and taxes. Of the two, taxes happen annually
 ~funny political quote by Joel Fox

   There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good.
 ~political by Edwin Denby

   Nature is the art of God.
 ~sayings about political by Thomas Browne, Religio Medici, 1635

   Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
 ~quotes about Integrity by William Shakespeare

   Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
 ~funny political quote by Jim Murray

   By the accident of fortune
a man may rule the world for a time,
but by virtue of love and kindness
he may rule the world forever.
 ~saying on Love by Lao-Tse

   Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
 ~funny political quote by Charlie Brown

   My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
 ~political by Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant, 1968

   Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single
 ~sayings about political by Author Unknown

   I hate American simplicity. I glory in the piling up of complications of every sort. If I could pronounce the name James in any different or more elaborate way I should be in favor of doing it.
 ~quotes about America by Henry James

   True friends stab you in the front.
 ~funny political quote by Oscar Wilde

   Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
 ~saying on Pregnancy by Sam Levenson

   Flying is the second best thrill to cheerleaders; being caught is the first.
 ~funny political quote by Author Unknown

   I hire tea by the tea bag.
 ~political by Martin Amis, on renting the essentials of life after breaking up with a lover, Money: A Suicide Note


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