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   We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
 ~quotes about Famous Saying by Jason Kidd

   Wherever they burn books they will also, in the end, burn human beings.
 ~funny poem and saying by Heinrich Heine, Almansor, 1823

   Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.
 ~saying on Politics by Winston Churchill

   It was we, the people; not we, the white male citizens; nor yet we, the male citizens; but we, the whole people, who formed the Union.... Men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less.
 ~funny poem and saying by Susan B. Anthony

   If you're angry at a loved one, hug that person. And mean it. You may not want to hug - which is all the more reason to do so. It's hard to stay angry when someone shows they love you, and that's precisely what happens when we hug each other.
 ~poem by Walter Anderson, The Confidence Course, 1997

   Love is a gift of one's inner most soul to another so both can be whole
 ~sayings about poem by Tea Rose

   The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
 ~quotes about Ignorance by Bertrand Russell

   She is your mirror, shining back at you with a world of possibilities. She is your witness, who sees you at your worst and best, and loves you anyway. She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling, even in the dark. She is your teacher, your defense attorney, your personal press agent, even your shrink. Some days, she's the reason you wish you were an only child.
 ~funny poem and saying by Barbara Alpert

   Oh, mama, can this really be the end,.to be stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again?
 ~saying on Celebrity by Bob Dylan

   How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone
 ~funny poem and saying by Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel

   No dog can go as fast as the money you bet on him.
 ~poem by Bud Flanagan

   Women are never landlocked: they're always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears.
 ~sayings about poem by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Life efforts no greater pleasure than overcoming obstacles.
 ~quotes about Growth by

   Nothing in life is certain except death and taxes
 ~funny poem and saying by Benjamin Franklin

   Man tends to treat all his opinions as principles.
 ~saying on Belief by Herbert Agar

   Mistakes fail in their mission of helping the person who blames them on the other fellow.
 ~funny poem and saying by Henry S. Haskins

   They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters. These see the works of the Lord, and his wonders in the deep
 ~poem by Bible

   It may be life is only worthwhile at moments. Perhaps that is all we ought to expect.
 ~sayings about poem by Sherwood Anderson

   A young lady is a female child who has just done something dreadful.
 ~quotes about Parenting by Judith Martin

   A woman seldom writes her Mind, but in her Postscript.
 ~funny poem and saying by Richard Steele, Spectator

   There is nothing like walking to get the feel of a country. A fine landscape is like a piece of music; it must be taken at the right tempo. Even a bicycle goes too fast.
 ~saying on Walking by Paul Scott Mowrer, The House of Europe

   Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding
 ~funny poem and saying by Diane Arbus

   Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love
 ~poem by George Eliot

   If you remind others of their faults, they might correct then; but they’ll never forgive you.
 ~sayings about poem by

   The tongue like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing blood.
 ~quotes about Proverbs by Buddha

   If I can not dance, I want no part in your revolution
 ~funny poem and saying by Emma Goldman

   My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
 ~saying on Grandparents by Henry Youngman

   Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools
 ~funny poem and saying by Irish Proverb

   The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes.
 ~poem by William James

   Libraries: The medicine chest of the soul.
 ~sayings about poem by Library at Thebes, inscription over the door

   You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
 ~quotes about Age by George Burns

   God waits to win back his own flowers as gifts from man's hands.
 ~funny poem and saying by Rabindranath Tagore, Stray Birds, 1916

   Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics.
 ~saying on Drugs by Leighann Lord

   A man is not completely born until he is dead
 ~funny poem and saying by Benjamin Franklin

   Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
 ~poem by William Feather

   Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book
 ~sayings about poem by Madonna

   Nationalism is an infantile diease, the measles of mankind
 ~quotes about Mankind by Albert Einstein

   Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal
 ~funny poem and saying by Pamela Vaull Starr

   A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it.
 ~saying on Smiles by Author Unknown

   The future influences the present just as much as the past.
 ~funny poem and saying by Friedrich Nietzsche

   America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success.
 ~poem by Sigmund Freud

   An unemployed existence is a worse negation of life than death itself.
 ~sayings about poem by José Ortega y Gasset

   It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
 ~quotes about Driving by Author Unknown

   Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
 ~funny poem and saying by Jeff Pesis

   Let them think I throw it. That gives me an edge because it is another pitch they have to worry about
 ~saying on Baseball by Lew Burdette

   Talent is that which is in a man's power; genius is that in whose power a man is.
 ~funny poem and saying by James Russell Lowell, Literary Essays

   One of these days is none of these days.
 ~poem by Attributed to both Henri Tubach and H.G. Bohn

   The troubles deep in the pot are known only by the spoon
 ~sayings about poem by Italian

   Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for a kindness.
 ~quotes about Kindness by Seneca

   Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.
 ~funny poem and saying by Josephine Hart

   She was what we used to call a suicide blond - dyed by her own hand.
 ~saying on Humorous by Saul Bellow

   It is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion.
 ~funny poem and saying by Horace

   As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
 ~poem by Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies

   The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
 ~sayings about poem by Author Unknown

   To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.
 ~quotes about Dieting by Mark Twain, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, 1876

   Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
 ~funny poem and saying by Groucho Marx

   Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
 ~saying on Teachers by Gail Godwin

   Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.
 ~funny poem and saying by Author Unknown

   Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home, and never, ever be both.
 ~poem by David Brown, quoted in Reader's Digest Quotable Quotes, April 2004


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