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   A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.
 ~quotes about Women by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil to your paper till you get the answer.
 ~funny picture saying by Carl Sandburg, Arithmetic

   Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us
 ~saying on New Year by Hal Borland

   I hate it. It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing there with their hands in the air.
 ~funny picture saying by Norm Sloan, on zone defense

   How can we know the dancer from the dance?
 ~picture by William Butler Yeats

   Life is a series of collisions with the future.
 ~sayings about picture by José Ortega y Gasset

   They who are of the opinion that Money will do everything, may very well be suspected to do everything for Money.
 ~quotes about Money by George Savile, Complete Works, 1912

   No man expects a great deal from marriage. He is quite satisfied if his wife is a good cook, a good valet, an attentive audience, and a patient nurse.
 ~funny picture saying by Author Unknown

   In the presence of eternity, the mountains are as transient as the clouds.
 ~saying on Perspective by Robert Green Ingersoll

   If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming
 ~funny picture saying by Charles Barkley

   We are the products of editing, rather than authorship.
 ~picture by George Wald, The Origin of Optical Activity, Annals of the New York Academy of Science, 1975

   Five great enemies to peace inhabit with us: avarice, ambition, envy, anger, and pride. If those enemies were to be banished, we should infallibly enjoy perpetual peace.
 ~sayings about picture by Francesco Petrarch

   Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference
 ~quotes about Birth by Voltaire

   Improvement begins with I.
 ~funny picture saying by Arnold Glasow

   Be a good animal, true to your animal instincts.
 ~saying on Humankind by David Herbert Lawrence, White Peacock, 1911

   Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
 ~funny picture saying by Elizabeth Bibesco, Haven, 1951

   I abhor averages. I like the individual case. A man may have six meals one day and none the next, making an average of three meals per day, but that is not a good way to live.
 ~picture by Louis D. Brandeis

   All women become like their mothersThat is their tragedyNo man doesThat's his
 ~sayings about picture by Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895

   If you give what can be taken, you are not really giving. Take what you are given, not what you want to be given. Give what cannot be taken.
 ~quotes about Gifts by Idries Shah

   Books want to be born: I never make them. They come to me and insist on being written, and on being such and such.
 ~funny picture saying by Samuel Butler

   Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.
 ~saying on Parenting by Bill Dodds

   Many politicians are in the habit of laying it down as a self-evident proposition that no people ought to be free till they are fit to use their freedomThe maxim is worthy of the fool in the old story who resolved not to go into the water till he had lear
 ~funny picture saying by Thomas Macaulay

   Mistakes are the portals of discovery
 ~picture by James Joyce

   Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same timeThe man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host
 ~sayings about picture by Fred Allen

   Love and concern for all are not things some of us are born with and others are not. Rather, they are results of what we do with our minds: We can choose to transform our minds so that they embody love, or we can allow them to develop habits and false concepts of separation
 ~quotes about Romantic Quotes by Sharon Salzberg

   Man goes nowhere. Everything comes to man, like tomorrow.
 ~funny picture saying by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Whatever words we utter should be chosen with care for people will hear them and be influenced by them for good or ill.
 ~saying on Relationship by Buddha

   The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
 ~funny picture saying by Joseph Conrad, Under Western Eyes, 1911

   Life is one long process of getting tired.
 ~picture by Samuel Butler

   The best way out of a problem is through it.
 ~sayings about picture by Author Unknown

   There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all
 ~quotes about Earth Day by Robert Orben

   Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you.
 ~funny picture saying by Robert Fulghum

   The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them.
 ~saying on Taxes by Author Unknown

   A virgin forest is where the hand of man has never set foot.
 ~funny picture saying by Author Unknown

   We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good.
 ~picture by Horace Hutchinson

   Patriotism, the virtue of the vicious.
 ~sayings about picture by Oscar Wilde

   After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.
 ~quotes about Clothing by Douglas William Jerrold

   Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
 ~funny picture saying by Author Unknown

   Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits.
 ~saying on Jealousy by Paul Eldridge

   After a certain number of years, our faces become our biographies.
 ~funny picture saying by Cynthia Ozick, The Paris Review

   Baseball is the only sport I know that when you're on offense, the other team controls the ball.
 ~picture by Ken Harrelson, Sports Illustrated, 6 September 1976

   No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space
 ~sayings about picture by Kirk

   Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not.
 ~quotes about Happiness by George Bernard Shaw

   Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better.
 ~funny picture saying by Albert Camus

   It is a mistake to suppose that people succeed through success; they often succeed through failures.
 ~saying on Failure by Author Unknown

   Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals.
 ~funny picture saying by Joseph Heller, Catch-22, 1955

   I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
 ~picture by Will Rogers

   I must do something always solves more problems than Something must be done.
 ~sayings about picture by Author Unknown

   The smallest bookstore still contains more ideas of worth than have been presented in the entire history of television.
 ~quotes about Television by Andrew Ross

   Being considerate of others will take your children further in life than any college degree.
 ~funny picture saying by Marian Wright Edelman

   As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
 ~saying on Math by Albert Einstein, Sidelights on Relativity

   Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.
 ~funny picture saying by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.
 ~picture by Chinese Proverb

   The only people with whom you should try to get even are those who have helped you.
 ~sayings about picture by John E. Southard

   He who distinguishes the true savor of his food can never be a glutton; he who does not cannot be otherwise.
 ~quotes about Food by Henry David Thoreau

   Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists.
 ~funny picture saying by Heywood Hale Broun

   I have often said that I wish I had invented blue jeans: the most spectacular, the most practical, the most relaxed and nonchalant. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes.
 ~saying on Clothing by Yves Saint Laurent

   I have friends whose society is delightful to me; they are persons of all countries and of all ages; distinguished in war, in council, and in letters; easy to live with, always at my command.
 ~funny picture saying by Francesco Petrarch

   Any great work of art... revives and readapts time and space, and the measure of its success is the extent to which it makes you an inhabitant of that world - the extent to which it invites you in and lets you breathe its strange, special air.
 ~picture by Leonard Bernstein, What Makes Opera Grand?


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