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   We are seldom happy with what we now have, but would go to pieces if we lost any part of it.
 ~quotes about Happiness by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him.
 ~funny picture and quote by Booker T. Washington

   A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends.
 ~saying on Health by Kin Hubbard

   Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes.
 ~funny picture and quote by John LeCarre

   Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance.
 ~picture by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
 ~sayings about picture by Bob Hope

   When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get them, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.
 ~quotes about Goals by Leo Burnett

   You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
 ~funny picture and quote by Chris Rock, Bigger and Blacker

   The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool..
 ~saying on Wisdom by William Shakespeare, As You Like It

   Whatever you do they will love you; even if they don't love you they are connected to you till you die. You can be boring and tedious with sisters, whereas you have to put on a good face with friends.
 ~funny picture and quote by Deborah Moggach

   Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.
 ~picture by Marion C. Garretty

   I would hurl words into this darkness and wait for an echo, and if an echo sounded, no matter how faintly, I would send other words to tell, to march, to fight, to create a sense of hunger for life that gnaws in us all.
 ~sayings about picture by Richard Wright, American Hunger, 1977

   After a visit to the beach, it's hard to believe that we live in a material world.
 ~quotes about Consumerism by Pam Shaw

   I consider it a good rule for letter-writing to leave unmentioned what the recipient already knows, and instead tell him something new.
 ~funny picture and quote by Sigmund Freud

   I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
 ~saying on Carpe Diem by William Shakespeare

   The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don't really seem to know any more about the game than the old ones did.
 ~funny picture and quote by Robert Browning, A History of Golf

   Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me
 ~picture by Chinese Proverb

   In America today you can murder land for private profit. You can leave the corpse for all to see, and nobody calls the cops.
 ~sayings about picture by Paul Brooks, The Pursuit of Wilderness, 1971

   We are immature, as long as we think we are an exception to the law of averages.
 ~quotes about Self Confidence by

   They may talk of a comet, or a burning mountain, or some such bagatelle; but to me a modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object of the whole creation.
 ~funny picture and quote by Oliver Goldsmith

   Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them.
 ~saying on Marriage by Jefferson Machamer

   If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
 ~funny picture and quote by Johnny Carson

   Is man a savage at heart, skinned o'er with fragile Manners? Or is savagery but a faint taint in the natural man's gentility, which erupts now and again like pimples on an angel's arse?
 ~picture by John Barth, The Sot-Weed Factor, 1960

   Why waste money on psychotherapy when you can listen to the B Minor Mass?
 ~sayings about picture by Michael Torke

    Hope has as many lives as a cat or a king
 ~quotes about Hope by Henry Wadsworth

   I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
 ~funny picture and quote by Jean Kerr, Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall, The Snake Has All the Lines, 1958

   Victory is won not in miles but in inches. Win a little now, hold your ground, and later win a little more.
 ~saying on Attitude by

   When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender handThe frien
 ~funny picture and quote by Henri Nouwen

   My life is my message
 ~picture by Mahatma Ghandi

   Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning
 ~sayings about picture by Bill Gates, Business @ the Speed of Thought

   I can think of no more stirring symbol of man's humanity to man than a fire engine
 ~quotes about Patriot Day by Kurt Vonnegut

   Man loves company even if it is only that of a small burning candle.
 ~funny picture and quote by Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

   Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.
 ~saying on Brothers by Susan Scarf Merrell

   When a man forgets his ideals he may hope for happiness, but not till then.
 ~funny picture and quote by John Oliver Hobbes

   Fear is faith that it won't work out.
 ~picture by Sister Mary Tricky

   It is literally true, as the thankless say, that they have nothing to be thankful forHe who sits by the fire, thankless for the fire, is just as if he had no fireNothing is possessed save in appreciation, of which thankfulness is the indispensable ingredi
 ~sayings about picture by W.J. Cameron

   If someone gives you advice, it is in his own interest. - Tunisian Proverb
 ~quotes about Attitude by Tunisian Proverb

   The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.
 ~funny picture and quote by Isaac Asimov, Isaac Asimov's Book of Science and Nature Quotations, 1988

   The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
 ~saying on Smoking by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   What's wrong with this world is, it's not finished yet. It is not competed to the point where man can put his final signature to the job and say, It is finished. We made it and it works.
 ~funny picture and quote by William Faulkner, address, Wellesley, Massachusetts, 8 June 1952

   I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework
 ~picture by Lily Tomlin as "Edith Ann"

   Waste is a tax on the whole people.
 ~sayings about picture by Albert W. Atwood

   As the poet said, Only God can make a tree - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
 ~quotes about God by Woody Allen

   If experience was so important, we'd never have had anyone walk on the moon.
 ~funny picture and quote by Doug Rader

   The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.
 ~saying on Environment by Ralph Nader, quoted in Linda Botts, ed., Loose Talk, 1980

   The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left
 ~funny picture and quote by Jerry M. Wright

   If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also.
 ~picture by Russian Proverb

   By night, an atheist half believes in God.
 ~sayings about picture by Edward Young, Night Thoughts

   If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag
 ~quotes about Patriotic by Author Unknown

   My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I'm not enjoying it.
 ~funny picture and quote by Lee Trevino

   Never worry about the size of your Christmas treeIn the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall
 ~saying on Christmas by Larry Wilde, The Merry Book of Christmas

   Peace - that was the other name for home.
 ~funny picture and quote by Kathleen Norris

   Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
 ~picture by Slovenian Proverb

   The only measure of your worth and your deeds will be the love you leave behind when you're gone
 ~sayings about picture by Fred Small

   The sweetest sounds to mortals given, Are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.
 ~quotes about Mothers Day by William Goldsmith Brown

   We didn't all come over on the same ship, but we're all in the same boat.
 ~funny picture and quote by Bernard M. Baruch

   Red serpents, fiery forms, and yelling hags,Fit company for mad adventurers.
 ~saying on Halloween by Philip Freneau

   Drawing on my find command of language, I said nothing.
 ~funny picture and quote by Robert Charles Benchley

   Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
 ~picture by Albert Einstein


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