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   No one should be able to enter a wilderness by mechanical means.
 ~quotes about Driving by Garrett Hardin, The Ecologist, February 1974

   Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.
 ~funny party quotes by American Proverb

   Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.
 ~saying on Faith by George Seaton

   A door that seems to stand open must be a man's size, or it is not the door that Providence means for him.
 ~funny party quotes by Henry Ward Beecher

   Retire from work, but not from life
 ~party by M.K. Soni

   I don't like standard beauty - there is no beauty without strangeness.
 ~sayings about party by Karl Lagerfeld

   A man without a wife is like a vase without flowers.
 ~quotes about Marriage by African Proverb

   History is the most dangerous product which the chemistry of the mind has concocted. Its properties are well known. It produces dreams and drunkenness. It fills people with false memories, exaggerates their reactions, exacerbates old grievances, torments them in their repose, and encourages either a delirium of grandeur or a delusion of persecution. It makes whole nations bitter, arrogant, insufferable and vainglorious.
 ~funny party quotes by Paul Valéry, Regards sur le Monde Actuel

   Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
 ~saying on Driving by Author unknown, as seen on a T-shirt

   Because I took a moment to speak
And you took a second to smile
A tiny part of me will leave with you
And a little bit of you will stay.
 ~funny party quotes by Jevan

   May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.
 ~party by Irish Blessing

   Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
 ~sayings about party by Author Unknown

   Life is so largely controlled by chance that its conduct can be but a perpetual improvisation.
 ~quotes about Life by W. Somerset Maugham

   We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere
 ~funny party quotes by Tim McGraw

   Bad is never good until worse happens
 ~saying on Adversity by Danish Proverb

   Yes, we love peace, but we are not willing to take wounds for it, as we are for war.
 ~funny party quotes by John Andrew Holmes, Wisdom in Small Doses

   Hope is patience with the lamp lit.
 ~party by Tertullian

   Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind.
 ~sayings about party by Seneca

   History paints the human heart.
 ~quotes about History by Napoleon I

   Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
 ~funny party quotes by Mark Twain

   Man becomes man only by his intelligence, but he is man only by his heart.
 ~saying on Intelligence by Henri Frederic Amiel

   Unlike any other business in the United States, sports must preserve an illusion of perfect innocence. The mounting of this illusion defines the purpose and accounts for the immense wealth of American sports. It is the ceremony of innocence that the fans pay to see - not the game or the match or the bout, but the ritual portrayal of a world in which time stops and all hope remains plausible, in which everybody present can recover the blameless expectations of a child, where the forces of light always triumph over the powers of darkness.
 ~funny party quotes by Lewis H. Lapham, Money and Class in America, 1988

   A man's library is a sort of harem.
 ~party by Ralph Waldo Emerson, The Conduct of Life, 1860

   When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
 ~sayings about party by Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894

   One should no more deplore homosexuality than left-handedness.
 ~quotes about Homosexuality by Towards a Quaker View of Sex, 1964

   You are digging for the answers until your fingers bleed, to satisfy the hunger, to satiate the need.... And as you pray in your darkness for wings to set you free, you are bound to your silent legacy.
 ~funny party quotes by Melissa Etheridge, Silent Legacy, Yes I Am, 1993

   Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.
 ~saying on Music by Robert Benchley

   Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.
 ~funny party quotes by Robert Frost

   I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation.
 ~party by Malcolm Muggeridge

   What he had yearned to embrace was not the flesh but a downy spirit, a spark, the impalpable angel that inhabits the flesh.
 ~sayings about party by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand and Stars, 1939, translated from French by Lewis Galantière

   Only dead fish swim with the stream.
 ~quotes about Conformity by Malcolm Muggeridge

   Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
 ~funny party quotes by Author Unknown

   You must pay taxes. But there's no law that says you gotta leave a tip.
 ~saying on Taxes by Morgan Stanley advertisement

   Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.
 ~funny party quotes by Chi Chi Rodriguez

   That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
 ~party by William J.H. Boetcker

   A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
 ~sayings about party by Carl Sandburg

   As I said before, I never repeat myself.
 ~quotes about Humor by

   Walking takes longer... than any other known form of locomotion except crawling. Thus it stretches time and prolongs life. Life is already too short to waste on speed.
 ~funny party quotes by Edward Abbey, Walking

   The average person could increase his income 20% by increasing his thinking 1%. One percent of your day is 14 minutes. Is that too much time to spend to increase your income 20%? Every day asks yourself: what one thing can I do today to increase my income? Asking yourself a question impels you to think to find the answer.
 ~saying on Wealth by

   We have just barely started our voyage of discovery.
 ~funny party quotes by

   Every truth passes through three stages before it is recognized. In the first, it is ridiculed, in the second it is opposed, in the third it is regarded as self-evident.
 ~party by Arthur Schopenhauer

   A woman wears her tears like jewelry.
 ~sayings about party by Author Unknown

   What is patriotism but the love of the food one ate as a child?
 ~quotes about Patriotism by Lin Yutang

   The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
 ~funny party quotes by Warren G. Bennis

   Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late, and not in the barroom downstairs?
 ~saying on Very True by Christopher Morley, Contribution to a Contribution

   Changing our thoughts and attitudes requires effort. But anything that doesn’t require effort isn’t worth having.
 ~funny party quotes by

   Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
 ~party by

   Love, and a cough, cannot be hid
 ~sayings about party by George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum, 1651

   If it was necessary to tolerate in other people everything that one permits oneself, life would be unbearable.
 ~quotes about Integrity by Georges Courteline, La philosophie de Georges Courteline, 1917

   The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through eternity.
 ~funny party quotes by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

   The chains of habit are generally too small to be felt until they are too strong to be broken.
 ~saying on Habits by Samuel Johnson

   What is the essence of America? Finding and maintaining that perfect, delicate balance between freedom "to" and freedom "from."
 ~funny party quotes by Marilyn vos Savant, in Parade

   Wars usually have the effect of speeding up the process of history.
 ~party by Pieter Geyl, Debates With Historians

   The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.
 ~sayings about party by Fred Barling, Humorscope

   Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Alex Karras

   Arizona looks like a battle on Mars.
 ~funny party quotes by Author Unknown

   You get the best out of others when you give the best of yourself
 ~saying on Self Improvement by Harry Firestone

   Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
 ~funny party quotes by Fran Lebowitz

   I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
 ~party by Penny Ward Moser


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