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   I try to teach my heart not to want things it can't have.
 ~quotes about Emotions by Alice Walker

   Fare thee well! and if for ever,Still for ever, fare thee well.
 ~funny one line saying by Lord Byron

   Through dancing many maidens have been unmaidened, whereby I may say it is the storehouse and nursery of bastardy.
 ~saying on Dancing by John Northbrooke

   It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.
 ~funny one line saying by Leo Tolstoy

   Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.
 ~one line by Mark Twain

   Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.
 ~sayings about one line by Max Eastman

   A lake carries you into recesses of feeling otherwise impenetrable.
 ~quotes about Water by William Wordsworth

   The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway
 ~funny one line saying by Henry Boye

   The greatest discoveries of science have always been those that forced us to rethink our beliefs about the universe and our place in it
 ~saying on Columbus Day by Robert L. Park, in The New York Times, 7 December 1999

   When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.
 ~funny one line saying by Chinese Proverb

   For me, yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself.
 ~one line by Mary Glover, Health Profile: Yoga leaves aches and pains behind, Arizona Republic, 6 April 2004 (pag

   The subject of gambling is all encompassing. It combines man's natural play instinct with his desire to know about his fate and his future.
 ~sayings about one line by Franz Rosenthal, Gambling in Islam, 1975

   Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.
 ~quotes about Men by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   A dream that is not interpreted is like a letter that has not been opened
 ~funny one line saying by The Talmud

   The cold world needs warm-hearted Christians
 ~saying on Creativity by Unknown

   There are rich counsels in the trees.
 ~funny one line saying by Herbert P. Horne

   They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
 ~one line by Scottish Proverb

   Television is simply automated day-dreaming.
 ~sayings about one line by Lee Lovinger

   Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself; he must act in spite of it, and then it will gradually yield to him.
 ~quotes about Adversity by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Maxims and Reflections

   The peculiar evil of silencing the expression of an opinion is, that it is robbing the human race; posterity as well as the existing generation; those who dissent from the opinion, still more than those who hold it. If the opinion is right, they are deprived of the opportunity of exchanging error for truth: if wrong, they lose, what is almost as great a benefit, the clearer perception and livelier impression of truth, produced by its collision with error.
 ~funny one line saying by John Stuart Mill, On Liberty, 1859

   I'm working to improve my methods, and every hour I save is an hour added to my life.
 ~saying on Career by Ayn Rand

   There are very few human beings who receive the truth, complete and staggering, by instant illumination. Most of them acquire it fragment by fragment, on a small scale, by successive developments, cellularly, like a laborious mosaic.
 ~funny one line saying by Anaïs Nin

   The tree which moves some to tears of joy is in the eyes of others only a green thing which stands in their way.
 ~one line by William Blake

   If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
 ~sayings about one line by Rita Mae Brown

   Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
 ~quotes about Education by Albert Einstein

   Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepareThey are consumed in twelve minutesHalf-times take twelve minutesThis is not coincidence
 ~funny one line saying by Erma Bombeck

   One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present.
 ~saying on Past by Golda Meir

   Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too muchThen again, don't drink too little
 ~funny one line saying by Herman "Jackrabbit" Smith-Johannsen

   Sometimes I wish I were a kid again; skinned knees are a lot easier to fix than a broken heart
 ~one line by Unknown

   I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.
 ~sayings about one line by Mother Teresa

   One's friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human.
 ~quotes about Friendship by George Santayana

   There is a God-shaped vacuum in every heart.
 ~funny one line saying by Blaise Pascal

   When you're looking for a friend don't look for perfection, just look for friendship
 ~saying on Friendship by Unknown

   A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
 ~funny one line saying by Duke Ellington

   We cannot command Nature except by obeying her.
 ~one line by Francis Bacon

   If I hear I forget; If I see I remember; if I do I make it my own.
 ~sayings about one line by Chinese

   I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
 ~quotes about Jewelry by Erma Bombeck

   Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place" Billy Crystal(Mitch)in City Slickers(1991)
 ~funny one line saying by Billy Crystal

   The only cure for seasickness is to sit on the shady side of an old brick church in the country.
 ~saying on Water by Author Unknown

   Someone might say of me that I have only made a bouquet of other people's flowers here, having supplied nothing of my own but the thread to bind them.
 ~funny one line saying by Michel de Montaigne

   Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
 ~one line by Sandra Boynton

   Leadership: the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.
 ~sayings about one line by Dwight D. Eisenhower

   If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
 ~quotes about Food by Diogenes the Cynic

   As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever.
 ~funny one line saying by Clarence Darrow

   He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner.
 ~saying on Action by Benjamin Franklin

   The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
 ~funny one line saying by Phyllis Diller

   Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
 ~one line by Seneca the Younger

   Happiness is not being pained in body or troubled in mind.
 ~sayings about one line by Thomas Jefferson

   Irons rusts from disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind.
 ~quotes about Thinking by Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks, 1508

   Always verify your quotations.
 ~funny one line saying by Martin Joseph Routh, also sometimes quoted as your references or your sources

   It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge
 ~saying on Graduation by Brooks Atkinson, Once Around the Sun, 1951

   The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.
 ~funny one line saying by Honoré de Balzac

   A lot of history is just dirty politics cleaned up for the consumption of children and other innocents.
 ~one line by Richard Reeves

   Virtue is persecuted more by the wicked than it is loved by the good.
 ~sayings about one line by Buddha

   The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.
 ~quotes about Family by Erma Bombeck

   This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
 ~funny one line saying by George Burns

   I want a man who's kind and understandingIs that too much to ask of a millionaire?
 ~saying on Women's Greetings by Zsa Zsa Gabor

   Columbus had all the spirit of a crusader, and, at the same time, the investigating nature of a modern man of science
 ~funny one line saying by Edmund Arthur Helps

   Art is a kind of illness.
 ~one line by Giacomo Puccini


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