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   I have no sense of nationalism, only a cosmic consciousness of belonging to the human family.
 ~quotes about Patriotism by Rosika Schwimmer

   A leader who doesn't hesitate before he sends his nation into battle is not fit to be a leader.
 ~funny office sayings by Golda Meir

   The press box at Wrigley Field in Chicago is an extended narrow shed, two rows deep, that is precariously bolted to the iron rafters just underneath the park's second deck. To gain access, one must climb a steeply angled ramp and clamber down a little starboard companionway, guarded at its foot by a uniformed minion and then proceed giddily along a catwalk that hangs directly above the tiered, circling rows of seats and spectators behind home plate
 ~saying on Baseball by

   To disagree, one doesn't have to be disagreeable.
 ~funny office sayings by Barry M. Goldwater and Jack Casserly, Goldwater

   I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
 ~office by Winston Churchill

   If by any possibility the existence of a power superior to, and independent of, nature shall be demonstrated, there will then be time enough to kneel. Until then, let us stand erect.
 ~sayings about office by Robert G. Ingersoll, The Gods, 1872

   You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy
 ~quotes about Money by Garth Brooks

   Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.
 ~funny office sayings by Mark Twain

   The horror of that moment, the King went on, I shall never, never forget! You will, though, the Queen said, if you don't make a memorandum of it.
 ~saying on Adversity by Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass, 1872

   Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!
 ~funny office sayings by Robin Williams

   Fame is a vapor, popularity is an accident, money takes wings, those who cheer you today may curse you tomorrow. The only thing that endures is character
 ~office by Horace Greeley

   There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want
 ~sayings about office by Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

   Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
 ~quotes about Art by Scott Adams

   Man must feel the earth to know himself and recognize his values.... God made life simple. It is man who complicates it.
 ~funny office sayings by Charles A. Lindbergh, Reader's Digest, July 1972

   Life is simple, its just not easy.
 ~saying on Life by Author Unknown

   My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
 ~funny office sayings by Henny Youngman

   To live to 100, have something to live for. Living for something is part of living long.
 ~office by

   The pause is as important as the note.
 ~sayings about office by Truman Fisher

   The sorrow which has no vent in tears may make other organs weep.
 ~quotes about Crying by Henry Maudsley

   One of the endlessly alluring aspects of mathematics is that its thorniest paradoxes have a way of blooming into beautiful theories.
 ~funny office sayings by Philip J. Davis

   The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
 ~saying on Happiness by Mark Twain

   Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
 ~funny office sayings by Oscar Levant

   Adversity is the first path to truth
 ~office by Lord Byron

   The imbecility of men is always inviting the impudence of power.
 ~sayings about office by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   In the depth of winter I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Albert Camus, Lyrical and Critical Essays

   Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
 ~funny office sayings by Robert Heinlein

   For a long life, breakfast like a king; lunch moderately and dine like a pauper.
 ~saying on Health by

   The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them
 ~funny office sayings by Stephen King

   I love America, and I love American women. But there is one thing that deeply shocks me - American closets. I cannot believe one can dress well when you have so much.
 ~office by Andrée Putman

   The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not.
 ~sayings about office by Mark Twain

   When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them.
 ~quotes about Family by George Bernard Shaw

   People in the United States still have a 'Tarzan' movie view of Africa. That's because in the movies all you see are jungles and animals . . . We [too] watch television and listen to the radio and go to dances and fall in love
 ~funny office sayings by Miriam Makeba

   The worst club in my bag is my brain.
 ~saying on Golf by Chris Perry

   Music is the medicine of the breaking heart.
 ~funny office sayings by Leigh Hunt

   To be wronged is a trifle, unless we continue to remember it.
 ~office by

   When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
 ~sayings about office by Ogden Nash

   Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.
 ~quotes about Soul by Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar, Following the Equator, 1897

   There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.
 ~funny office sayings by Jack Yelton

   The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river.
 ~saying on Environment by Ross Perot

   We can easily manage if we will only take, each day, the burden appointed to it. But the load will be too heavy for us if we carry yesterday's burden over again today, and then add the burden of the morrow before we are required to bear it.
 ~funny office sayings by John Newton

   They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
 ~office by Author Unknown

   A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.
 ~sayings about office by Francis O'Walsh

   In bringing up children, spend on them half as much money and twice as much time.
 ~quotes about Parenting by Author Unknown

   The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it
 ~funny office sayings by Patrick Young

   Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together.
 ~saying on Critics by Mel Brooks

   Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you, yet they belong not to you
 ~funny office sayings by Kahlil Gibran

   No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
 ~office by Abraham Lincoln

   I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is the victory over self.
 ~sayings about office by Aristotle

   Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack. We give it orders which make no sense.
 ~quotes about Body by Henry Miller

   Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
 ~funny office sayings by F.J. Raymond

   I think women see me on the cover of magazines and think I never have a pimple or bags under my eyes. You have to realize that's after two hours of hair and makeup, plus retouching. Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford
 ~saying on Celebrity by Cindy Crawford

   If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf.
 ~funny office sayings by Thomas Fuller

   A man is about as happy as he makes up his mind to be
 ~office by Abraham Lincoln

   A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.
 ~sayings about office by Author Unknown

   If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven’t been born yet.
 ~quotes about Self-Discovery by Neil Simon

   Sometime in your life, hope that you might see one starved man, the look on his face when the bread finally arrivesHope that you might have baked it or bought or even kneaded it yourselfFor that look on his face, for your meeting his eyes across a piece o
 ~funny office sayings by Daniel Berrigan

   The assumption that animals are without rights and the illusion that our treatment of them has no moral significance is a positively outrageous example of Western crudity and barbarity. Universal compassion is the only guarantee of morality.
 ~saying on Animal Rights by Schopenhauer

   A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top.
 ~funny office sayings by Author Unknown

   I lay it down as a fact that if all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world.
 ~office by Blaise Pascal


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