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   The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful.
 ~quotes about Nature by e.e. cummings

   As long as you keep getting born, it's alright to die some times.
 ~funny nurse sayings by Orson Scott Card

   Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment.
 ~saying on Humankind by R. Buckminister Fuller

   Creativity represents a miraculous coming together of the uninhibited energy of the child with its apparent opposite and enemy, the sense of order imposed on the disciplined adult intelligence.
 ~funny nurse sayings by Norman Podhoretz

   The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines.
 ~nurse by Charles Kuralt, On the Road With Charles Kuralt

   To poke a wood fire is more solid enjoyment than almost anything else in the world.
 ~sayings about nurse by Charles Dudley Warner

   Religion... is the opium of the people.
 ~quotes about Religion by Karl Marx, Contribution to the Critique of Hegel's Philosophy of Right, 1884

   When once the itch of literature comes over a man, nothing can cure it but the scratching of a pen. But if you have not a pen, I suppose you must scratch any way you can.
 ~funny nurse sayings by Samuel Lover, Handy Andy, 1842

   For sleep, one needs endless depths of blackness to sink into; daylight is too shallow, it will not cover one.
 ~saying on Sleep by Anne Morrow Lindbergh

   Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
 ~funny nurse sayings by Author Unknown

   No man is free who is not a master of himself
 ~nurse by Epictetus

   America is a passionate idea or it is nothingAmerica is a human brotherhood or it is chaos
 ~sayings about nurse by Max Lerner, Actions and Passions, 1949

   One more fagot of these adamantine bandages is the new science of Statistics.
 ~quotes about Statistics by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons
 ~funny nurse sayings by Johann Schiller

   Remember that always dressing in understated good taste is the same as playing dead.
 ~saying on Clothing by Susan Catherine

   Bring forth the raisins and the nuts-Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts,Along the moonlit way.
 ~funny nurse sayings by John Kendrick Bangs

   Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal
 ~nurse by From a headstone in Ireland

   The whole history of the progress of human liberty shows that all concessions yet made to her august claims have been born of earnest struggle. If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground, they want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters
 ~sayings about nurse by Frederick Douglass

   If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one.
 ~quotes about Philosophical by Russian Proverb

   Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly
 ~funny nurse sayings by Ambrose Bierce

   If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you. If you give him a glass of water, he says, This is a glass of water. But is it a glass of water? And if it is a glass of water, why is it a glass of water? And eventually he dies of thirst.
 ~saying on Philosophy by Shelley Berman

   If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
 ~funny nurse sayings by Will Rogers

   Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
 ~nurse by Dilbert

   If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us at least live so as to deserve it.
 ~sayings about nurse by Immanuel Hermass von Fichte

   Life is just a series of trying to make up your mind.
 ~quotes about Life by Timothy Fuller

   Artistic growth is, more than it is anything else, a refining of the sense of truthfulness. The stupid believe that to be truthful is easy; only the artist, the great artist, knows how difficult it is.
 ~funny nurse sayings by Willa Cather, The Song of the Lark, 1915

   I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.
 ~saying on Health by John Mortimer

   We're still not where we're going, but we're not where we were.
 ~funny nurse sayings by Natash Jasefowitz

   To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.
 ~nurse by Author Unknown

   I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
 ~sayings about nurse by Thomas Watson

   Fear makes strangers of people who would be friends.
 ~quotes about Friendship by Shirley Maclaine

   Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.
 ~funny nurse sayings by Author Unknown

   We must move from asking God to take care of the things that are breaking our hearts, to praying about the things that are breaking His heart.
 ~saying on Prayer by Margaret Gibb

   The right man is the one who seizes the moment.
 ~funny nurse sayings by

   Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
 ~nurse by Laurence J. Peter

   Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia.
 ~sayings about nurse by H.G. Wells

   Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex.
 ~quotes about Love by Dan Greenburg

   A sunbeam to warm you,A moonbeam to charm you,A sheltering angel, so nothing can harm you.
 ~funny nurse sayings by Irish Blessing

   If by gaining knowledge we destroy our health, we labour for a thing that will be useless in our hands.
 ~saying on Health by John Locke

   I never knew whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses.
 ~funny nurse sayings by William Makepeace Thackeray

   You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss.
 ~nurse by Author Unknown

   Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
 ~sayings about nurse by Bertrand Russell

   One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
 ~quotes about Technology by Elbert Hubbard, The Roycroft Dictionary and Book of Epigrams, 1923

   The poor are poor because the rich are rich.
 ~funny nurse sayings by Author Unknown

   No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.
 ~saying on Homosexuality by Rita Mae Brown, speech, 28 August 1982

   Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet.
 ~funny nurse sayings by Brendan Francis

   Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
 ~nurse by Author Unknown

   Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
 ~sayings about nurse by Huxtable Pippey

   Why do we kill people who are killing people to show that killing people is wrong
 ~quotes about Death by Holly Near

   For the night shows stars and women in a better light.
 ~funny nurse sayings by Lord Byron, Don Juan

   We rarely repent of having eaten too little.
 ~saying on Dieting by Thomas Jefferson

   Never talk about your own virtues or others’ faults.
 ~funny nurse sayings by

   There are chapters in every life which are seldom read and certainly not aloud.
 ~nurse by Carol Shields

   The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and for deeds left undone
 ~sayings about nurse by Harriet Beecher Stowe, Little Foxes, 1865

   Save money regularly. If you’re average, you’ll have some excuse for postponing until you earn more. That’s why you’re average. And you’ll stay average until you start saving, NO MATTER HOW LITTLE YOU EARN.
 ~quotes about Goals by

   Ability is of little account without opportunity.
 ~funny nurse sayings by Napoleon

   Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
 ~saying on Sports by Rita Rudner

   Just about a month from now I'm set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars
 ~funny nurse sayings by Richard Halliburton

   It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words
 ~nurse by Sallust


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