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   Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker
 ~quotes about I Love You by Author Unknown

   Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
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   We cannot carry our father's corpse with us everywhere we go.
 ~saying on Living by Guillaume Apollinaire, The Cubist Painters, 1913

   Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress.
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   Nothing risqué, nothing gained.
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   Among my most prized possessions are words that I have never spoken.
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   I cannot forget my mother. [S]he is my bridge. When I needed to get across, she steadied herself long enough for me to run across safely.
 ~quotes about Mothers by Renita Weems

   Never set a standar in the love your looking for coz you'll end up eating your words. For love comes with the unlikely person and if you ask God why? He will answer: LOVE JUST MOVES IN A MYSTERIOUS WAYS!!!
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   Why should man expect his prayer for mercy to be heard by What is above him when he shows no mercy to what is under him?
 ~saying on Environment by Pierre Troubetzkoy

   I would not exchange my leisure hours for all the wealth in the world.
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   Good habits are hard to acquire but easy to live with.
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   The happiest hours of mankind are recorded on the blank pages of history.
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   I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school.
 ~quotes about Parenting by Author Unknown

   What is true by lamplight is not always true by sunlight.
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   Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day.
 ~saying on Yoga by Carol Krucoff

   We need an America with the wisdom of experienceBut we must not let America grow old in spirit
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   Do not put your faith in what statistics say until you have carefully considered what they do not say.
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   The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
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   For every fact there is an infinity of hypotheses.
 ~quotes about Science by Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, 1974

   Hair is vitally personal to children. They weep vigorously when it is cut for the first time; no matter how it grows, bushy, straight or curly, they feel they are being shorn of a part of their personality.
 ~funny new put sayings shirt t by Charles Chaplin, My Autobiography, 1964

   A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying... that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
 ~saying on Perspective by Alexander Pope, in Swift, Miscellanies

   I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.
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   No rage is equal to the rage of a contented right-thinking man when he is confronted in the marketplace by an idea which belongs in the pulpit.
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   A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
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   The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely
 ~quotes about Baseball by Ted Williams

   If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
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   The first and highest law must be the love of man to man. Homo homini Deus est - this is the supreme practical maxim, this is the turning point of the world's History.
 ~saying on Kindness by Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity

   For, after all, put it as we may to ourselves, we are all of us from birth to death guests at a table which we did not spread. The sun, the earth, love, friends, our very breath are parts of the banquet.... Shall we think of the day as a chance to come nearer to our Host, and to find out something of Him who has fed us so long?
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   The wise ones fashioned speech with their thought, sifting it as grain is sifted through a sieve.
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   Women should be obscene and not heard.
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   Courage is a peculiar kind of fear.
 ~quotes about Courage by Charles Kennedy

   To waste, to destroy our natural resources, to skin and exhaust the land instead of using it so as to increase its usefulness, will result in undermining in the days of our children the very prosperity which we ought by right to hand down to them amplified and developed.
 ~funny new put sayings shirt t by Theodore Roosevelt, seventh annual message, 3 December 1907

   When at night you cannot sleep, talk to the Shepherd and stop counting sheep.
 ~saying on Prayer by Author Unknown

   America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
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   Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
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   There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
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   I believe in the imagination. What I cannot see is infinitely more important than what I can see.
 ~quotes about Imagination by Duane Michals, Real Dreams

   If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
 ~funny new put sayings shirt t by Voltaire

   It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
 ~saying on Self Improvement by Buddha

   Fields can lie fallow, but we can't; we have less time.
 ~funny new put sayings shirt t by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Let's not become so worried about not offending anybody that we lose the ability to distinguish between respect and paranoia.
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   For a long time I thought I wanted to be a nun. Then I realized that what I really wanted to be was a lesbian.
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   When truth is divided, errors multiply.
 ~quotes about Honesty by Eli Siegel, Damned Welcome

   Physics is geometric proof on steroids.
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   Raising your voice lower your power. Little people talk big. Big ones listen big.
 ~saying on Happiness by

   After a few years of marriage, a man can look right at a woman without seeing her - and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
 ~funny new put sayings shirt t by Helen Rowland

   A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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   You see, when weaving a blanket, an Indian woman leaves a flaw in the weaving of that blanket to let the soul out.
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   If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from The Beverly Hillbillies.
 ~quotes about America by Dave Barry

   A man's work is from sun to sun, but a mother's work is never done.
 ~funny new put sayings shirt t by Author Unknown

   Advertising is an environmental striptease for a world of abundance.
 ~saying on Advertising by Marshall McLuhan, introduction to Wilson Bryan Key, Subliminal Seduction: Ad Media's Manipulation of

   The past is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets and re-explains what has happened.
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   Barbarism is needed every four or five hundred years to bring the world back to life. Otherwise it would die of civilization.
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   We are spirits clad in veils.
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   It is such a secret place, the land of tears.
 ~quotes about Crying by Antoine de Saint-Exupery, The Little Prince

   If you just set people in motion they'll heal themselves.
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   I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.
 ~saying on American football by Jack Tatum

   We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the worldIt's called love
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   It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
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