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   A mind always employed is always happy. This is the true secret, the grand recipe, for felicity.
 ~quotes about Labor by Thomas Jefferson

   Hardship is best sailed with a heart ship
 ~funny msn quote by Terri Guillemets, Dream Quotes: The Imprisoned Writer Speaks at Night

   Genuine poetry can communicate before it is understood.
 ~saying on Poetry by T.S. Eliot, Dante, 1920

   What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
 ~funny msn quote by Arnold Palmer

   If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
 ~msn by Don Herold

   How many pessimists end up by desiring the things they fear, in order to prove that they are right?
 ~sayings about msn by Robert Mallett, Apostilles, 1972

   The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
 ~quotes about Golf by Will Rogers

   The best-dressed woman is one whose clothes wouldn't look too strange in the country.
 ~funny msn quote by Hardy Amies

   To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving.
 ~saying on Kindness by Max Beerbohm

   Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius
 ~funny msn quote by Mozart

   Pick my left pocket of its silver dime, but spare the right - it holds my golden time!
 ~msn by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.
 ~sayings about msn by Hippocrates

   It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman.
 ~quotes about Women by Alexandre Dumas, fils

   Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.

 ~funny msn quote by W.W. Ziege

   Fishing tournaments seem a little like playing tennis with living balls...
 ~saying on Fishing by Jim Harrison, Just Before Dark, 1991

   A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.
 ~funny msn quote by Henny Youngman

   Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
 ~msn by Author Unknown

   The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between political parties either - but right through every human heart.
 ~sayings about msn by Alexander Solzhenitsyn

   Not ignorance, but ignorance of ignorance, is the death of knowledge.
 ~quotes about Ignorance by Alfred North Whitehead

   What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money
 ~funny msn quote by Henny Youngman

   The only way to read a book of aphorisms without being bored is to open it at random and, having found something that interests you, close the book and meditate.
 ~saying on Quotations by Prince de Ligne

   Art is a shadow of what a person is thinking... a small glimpse of what they hold inside. Little secrets, regrets, joys... every line has its own meaning.
 ~funny msn quote by Sarah, Los Cerros Middle School, 1999

   If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination
 ~msn by Thomas De Quincey

   To a man with an empty stomach food is God.
 ~sayings about msn by Gandhi

   Among provocatives, the next best thing to good preaching is bad preaching. I have even more thoughts during or enduring it than at other times.
 ~quotes about Speaking by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   It seems to me that those songs that have been any good, I have nothing much to do with the writing of them. The words have just crawled down my sleeve and come out on the page.
 ~funny msn quote by Joan Baez

   Those who believe that they believe in God, but without passion in their hearts, without anguish in mind, without uncertainty, without doubt, without an element of despair even in their consolation, believe in the God idea, not God himself.
 ~saying on God by Miguel de Unamuno

   Every difficulty postponed becomes greater later. Each victory makes the next one easier.
 ~funny msn quote by

   My father, when he went, made my childhood a gift of a half a century.
 ~msn by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   you have to be yourself. be very honest about who and what you are. if people still like you thats fine. if they dont thats their problem.
 ~sayings about msn by Sting

   Between saying and doing many a pair of shoes is worn out.
 ~quotes about Action by Italian Proverb

   Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
 ~funny msn quote by François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1678

   If the world seems cold to you, kindle fires to warm it.
 ~saying on Helping by Lucy Larcom

   In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.
 ~funny msn quote by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Jealousy is simply and clearly the fear that you do not have value. Jealousy scans for evidence to prove the point - that others will be preferred and rewarded more than you. There is only one alternative - self-value. If you cannot love yourself, you will not believe that you are loved. You will always think it's a mistake or luck. Take your eyes off others and turn the scanner within. Find the seeds of your jealousy, clear the old voices and experiences. Put all the energy into building your personal and emotional security. Then you will be the one others envy, and you can remember the pain and reach out to them.
 ~msn by Jennifer James

   Whatever we worship, short of God, is sure to be our undoing.
 ~sayings about msn by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
 ~quotes about Humor by Brian Tracy

   Hormones, vitamines, stimulants and depressives are oils upon the creaky machinery of life. Principal item, however, is the machinery.
 ~funny msn quote by Martin H. Fischer

   A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
 ~saying on Marriage by Michel de Montaigne, Essays

   Parenthood is a lot easier to get into than out of.
 ~funny msn quote by Bruce Lansky

   But, logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities.
 ~msn by Edward John Moreton Drax Plunkett Dunsany, Weeds & Moss, My Ireland

   You know you're an Arizona native when you think Taco Bell is the local phone company.
 ~sayings about msn by Emma Louise Philabaum, quoted in You Know You're an Arizona Native, When... compiled by Don Dedera,

   Learn all you can from the mistakes of others. You won't have time to make them all yourself.
 ~quotes about Experience. by Alfred Sheinwold

   No single event can awaken within us a stranger totally unknown to us. To live is to be slowly born.
 ~funny msn quote by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Flight to Arras, 1942, translated from French by Lewis Galantière

   It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.
 ~saying on Integrity by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

   You can't hide your true colours as you approach the autumn of your life.
 ~funny msn quote by Author Unknown

   What has always made a hell on earth has been that man has tried to make it his heaven.
 ~msn by Friedrich Holderlin

   Hear! hear! screamed the jay from a neighboring tree, where I had heard a tittering for some time, winter has a concentrated and nutty kernel, if you know where to look for it.
 ~sayings about msn by Henry David Thoreau, 28 November 1858 journal entry

   Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
 ~quotes about Kindness by Mark Twain

   The man who looks for security, even in the mind, is like a man who would chop off his limbs in order to have artificial ones which will give him no pain or trouble.
 ~funny msn quote by Henry Miller

   How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches.
 ~saying on Sex by Flash Rosenberg

   A man with a plan can outstrip ten without one.
 ~funny msn quote by

   Anxiety and distress, interrupted occasionally by pleasure, is the normal course of man's existence.
 ~msn by Joseph Wood Krutch

   Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
 ~sayings about msn by Author Unknown

   Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
 ~quotes about Golf by P.J. O'Rourke

   Socrates learned to dance when he was seventy because he felt that an essential part of himself had been neglected.
 ~funny msn quote by Source Unknown

   Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.
 ~saying on Exercise by Edward Stanley

   Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.
 ~funny msn quote by Henry David Thoreau

   Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?
 ~msn by Calvin and Hobbes


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