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   Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air…
 ~quotes about Living by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.
 ~funny motivational sayings by Arnot Sheppard

   Fortune does not change men; it unmasks them.
 ~saying on Integrity by Suzanne Necker

   I eat merely to put food out of my mind.
 ~funny motivational sayings by N.F. Simpson

   Choice has always been a privilege of those who could afford to pay for it.
 ~motivational by Ellen Frankfort

   It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
 ~sayings about motivational by Albert Einstein

   Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
 ~quotes about Homosexuality by Ernest Gaines

   [We] live with our heels as well as head and most of our pleasure comes in that way.
 ~funny motivational sayings by John Muir

   Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the powers of the mind.
 ~saying on Adversity by Marcel Proust, The Past Recaptured, Remembrance of Things Past

   Life is a cement trampoline.
 ~funny motivational sayings by Howard Nordberg

   If you can dream it, you can do it
 ~motivational by Walt Disney

   Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing.
 ~sayings about motivational by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.
 ~quotes about Stress by George Jean Nathan

   Spend the afternoon. You can't take it with you.
 ~funny motivational sayings by Annie Dillard

   The modern sympathy with invalids is morbid. Illness of any kind is hardly a thing to encourage in others.
 ~saying on Laziness by Oscar Wilde

   It’s never smart to act better or wiser than those around us.
 ~funny motivational sayings by

   We are no longer happy so soon as we wish to be happier.
 ~motivational by Walter Savage Landor

   Hope itself is a species of happiness, and, perhaps, the chief happiness which this world affords; but, like all other pleasures immoderately enjoyed, the excesses of hope must be expiated by pain.
 ~sayings about motivational by Samuel Johnson

   Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit
 ~quotes about Christmas by Kin Hubbard

   Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
 ~funny motivational sayings by Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes

   Life is to be fortified by many friendships - to love and be loved is the greatest happiness of existense
 ~saying on Love Sayings by Sydney Smith

   Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
 ~funny motivational sayings by George Smith Patton

   Take our politicians: they're a bunch of yo-yosThe presidency is now a cross between a popularity contest and a high school debate, with an encyclopedia of cliches the first prize
 ~motivational by Saul Bellow

   An imaginary ailment is worse than a disease.
 ~sayings about motivational by Yiddish Proverb

   History attempts to provide society with an artificial collective memory.
 ~quotes about History by Mark M. Krug, History and the Social Sciences

   Plant your DREAMS and miracles will grow.........
 ~funny motivational sayings by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Are right and wrong convertible terms, dependant upon popular opinion?
 ~saying on Society by William Lloyd Garrison

   America is a nation with many flaws, but hopes so vast that only the cowardly would refuse to acknowledge them.
 ~funny motivational sayings by James Michener

   If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
 ~motivational by Attributed to both Andy McIntyre and Derek Bok

   To be too conscious is an illness - a real thoroughgoing illness.
 ~sayings about motivational by Fyodor Dostoevski

   Axioms in philosophy are not axioms until they are proved upon our pulses: We read fine things but never feel them to the full until we have gone the same steps as the Author.
 ~quotes about Experience. by John Keats

   A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
 ~funny motivational sayings by James H. Boren

   There is no distance on this earth as far away as yesterday.
 ~saying on Living by Robert Nathan, So Love Returns

   I've been failing for like, ten or eleven years. When it turns, it'll turn. Right now I'm just tryin' to squeeze through a very tight financial period, get the movie out, and put my things in order
 ~funny motivational sayings by Francis Ford Coppola

   I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read and all the friends I want to see.
 ~motivational by John Burroughs

   It's surprising how much memory is built around things unnoticed at the time.
 ~sayings about motivational by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

   The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is because it helps me to forgive their children.
 ~quotes about Teachers by Louis Johannot

   Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day.
 ~funny motivational sayings by Nicholas Chamfort

   When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
 ~saying on Changes by Stanislaw Lec

   History does not teach fatalism. There are moments when the will of a handful of free men breaks through determinism and opens up new roads.
 ~funny motivational sayings by Charles de Gaulle

   I find four great classes of students: The dumb who stay dumb. The dumb who become wise. The wise who go dumb. The wise who remain wise.
 ~motivational by Martin H. Fischer

   The stern hand of fate has scourged us to an elevation where we can see the great everlasting things that matter for a nation; the great peaks of honour we had forgotten - duty and patriotism, clad in glittering white; the great pinnacle of sacrifice poin
 ~sayings about motivational by David Lloyd George

   Journalists do not live by words alone, although sometimes they have to eat them.
 ~quotes about Media Journalism by Adlai E. Stevenson

   Poverty is hard master but raise strong children.
 ~funny motivational sayings by

   People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is light from within.
 ~saying on Light by Elisabeth Kübler-Ross

   A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.
 ~funny motivational sayings by Washington Irving

   God speaks in the silence of the heart. Listening is the beginning of prayer.
 ~motivational by Mother Teresa

   The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
 ~sayings about motivational by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
 ~quotes about Media Journalism by Oscar Wilde, The Soul of Man Under Socialism, 1891

   The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth - that the error and truth are simply opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it is cured on one error, is usually simply another error, and maybe one worse than the first one.
 ~funny motivational sayings by H.L. Mencken

   Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can
 ~saying on Celebrity by Danny Kaye

   Version 1 of any software is full of bugs. Version 2 fixes all the bugs and is great. Version 3 adds all the things users ask for, but hides all the great stuff in Version 2.
 ~funny motivational sayings by Fred Blechman

   Don't find fault. Find a remedy.
 ~motivational by Henry Ford

   To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.

 ~sayings about motivational by Shakespeare

   We crucify ourselves between two thieves: regret for yesterday and fear of tomorrow.
 ~quotes about Living by Fulton Oursler

   When the body sinks into death, the essence of man is revealed. Man is a knot, a web, a mesh into which relationships are tied. Only those relationships matter. The body is an old crock that nobody will miss. I have never known a man to think of himself when dying. Never
 ~funny motivational sayings by Antoine de Saint

   The best of a book is not the thought which it contains, but the thought which it suggests; just as the charm of music dwells not in the tones but in the echoes of our hearts.
 ~saying on Books Reading by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
 ~funny motivational sayings by Will Rogers

   For light I go directly to the Source of light, not to any of the reflections.
 ~motivational by Peace Pilgrim


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