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When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind, and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
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A Proper Tea is much nicer than a Very Nearly Tea, which is one you forget about afterwards.
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
I think there is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot
A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a quip, and worried to death by a frown on the right man's brow.
It takes a smart man to recognize a wise man and a smarter one to learn from him.
Happiness is the natural flower of duty.
If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well.
How hard it is to escape from places. However carefully one goes they hold you - you leave little bits of yourself fluttering on the fences - like rags and shreds of your very life.
She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked.
Oh, Heaven, it is mysterious, it is awful to consider that we not only carry a future Ghost within us; but are, in very deed, Ghosts!
Waste not the smallest thing created, for grains of sand make mountains, and atomies infinity. Waste not the smallest time in imbecile infirmity, for well thou knowest that seconds form eternity.
It takes more strength of character to withstand good fortune than bad.
I love the confidence that makeup gives me
You can out-distance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you.
A friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile.
Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taughtAcademy, n.: A modern school where football is taught
A woman is like a tea bag. It's only when she's in hot water that you realize how strong she is.
Peace comes from within: Do not seek it without.
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
I'm not religious, but I like God and he likes me.
You think you are killing me. I think you are committing suicide.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
In its early stages, insomnia is almost an oasis in which those who have to think or suffer darkly take refuge.
We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast, but when we say this we imagine that hour as placed in an obscure and distant future. It never occurs to us that it has any connection with the day already begun or that death could arrive this same afternoon, this afternoon which is so certain and which has every hour filled in advance.
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live
I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the end... I have lost every other friend on earth, I shall at least have one friend left, and that friend shall be down inside of me.
The greatest enemy of any one of our truths may be the rest of our truths.
Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals.
Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.
The basic principles of success have been passed on to us by men who came before us.
To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring.
Its’ not our drinking that gets us stinking; It’s our stinking thinking that gets us drinking.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Our names are labels, plainly printed on the bottled essence of our past behavior.
It is not impossibilities which fill us with the deepest despair, but possibilities which we have failed to realize.
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory.
One of the most delightful things about a garden is the anticipation it provides.
If you see in any given situation only what everybody else can see, you can be said to be so much a representative of your culture that you are a victim of it.
My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.
Let freedom never perish in your hands.
No good opera plot can be sensible:... people do not sing when they are feeling sensible.
He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it
Let no sleep fall upon your eyes until you’re reviewed the acts of the day. What did I forgot or do wrong? Think up a way to avoid it in the future. What more could I have done or done better? Asking questions of yourself impels you to think for the answers.
Make the most of the fact that life is always changing. Change it for the better.
Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
There is in every true woman's heart a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity; but which kindles up, and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity
It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.
Love someone who doesn't deserve it.
Two and two the mathematician continues to make four, in spite of the whine of the amateur for three, or the cry of the critic for five.
You lose a lot of time, hating people.
Weigh twice what you can only decide once. Caution is wisdom’s elder sister. Measure twice before you saw once. Take a second look. It costs nothing.
veryone wants to understand art. Why don’t we try to understand the song of a bird? Why do we love the night, the flowers, everything around us, without trying to understand them? But in the case of a painting, people think they have to understand.
Let no one who loves be called altogether unhappy; Even love unreturned has its rainbow
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
If happiness you would win, share it. It was born a twin.
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A Proper Tea is much nicer than a Very Nearly Tea, which is one you forget about afterwards.
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
I think there is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot
A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a quip, and worried to death by a frown on the right man's brow.
It takes a smart man to recognize a wise man and a smarter one to learn from him.
Happiness is the natural flower of duty.
If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well.
How hard it is to escape from places. However carefully one goes they hold you - you leave little bits of yourself fluttering on the fences - like rags and shreds of your very life.
She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked.
Oh, Heaven, it is mysterious, it is awful to consider that we not only carry a future Ghost within us; but are, in very deed, Ghosts!
Waste not the smallest thing created, for grains of sand make mountains, and atomies infinity. Waste not the smallest time in imbecile infirmity, for well thou knowest that seconds form eternity.
It takes more strength of character to withstand good fortune than bad.
I love the confidence that makeup gives me
You can out-distance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you.
A friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile.
Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taughtAcademy, n.: A modern school where football is taught
A woman is like a tea bag. It's only when she's in hot water that you realize how strong she is.
Peace comes from within: Do not seek it without.
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
I'm not religious, but I like God and he likes me.
You think you are killing me. I think you are committing suicide.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
In its early stages, insomnia is almost an oasis in which those who have to think or suffer darkly take refuge.
We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast, but when we say this we imagine that hour as placed in an obscure and distant future. It never occurs to us that it has any connection with the day already begun or that death could arrive this same afternoon, this afternoon which is so certain and which has every hour filled in advance.
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live
I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the end... I have lost every other friend on earth, I shall at least have one friend left, and that friend shall be down inside of me.
The greatest enemy of any one of our truths may be the rest of our truths.
Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals.
Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.
The basic principles of success have been passed on to us by men who came before us.
To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring.
Its’ not our drinking that gets us stinking; It’s our stinking thinking that gets us drinking.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Our names are labels, plainly printed on the bottled essence of our past behavior.
It is not impossibilities which fill us with the deepest despair, but possibilities which we have failed to realize.
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory.
One of the most delightful things about a garden is the anticipation it provides.
If you see in any given situation only what everybody else can see, you can be said to be so much a representative of your culture that you are a victim of it.
My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.
Let freedom never perish in your hands.
No good opera plot can be sensible:... people do not sing when they are feeling sensible.
He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it
Let no sleep fall upon your eyes until you’re reviewed the acts of the day. What did I forgot or do wrong? Think up a way to avoid it in the future. What more could I have done or done better? Asking questions of yourself impels you to think for the answers.
Make the most of the fact that life is always changing. Change it for the better.
Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
There is in every true woman's heart a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity; but which kindles up, and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity
It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.
Love someone who doesn't deserve it.
Two and two the mathematician continues to make four, in spite of the whine of the amateur for three, or the cry of the critic for five.
You lose a lot of time, hating people.
Weigh twice what you can only decide once. Caution is wisdom’s elder sister. Measure twice before you saw once. Take a second look. It costs nothing.
veryone wants to understand art. Why don’t we try to understand the song of a bird? Why do we love the night, the flowers, everything around us, without trying to understand them? But in the case of a painting, people think they have to understand.
Let no one who loves be called altogether unhappy; Even love unreturned has its rainbow
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
If happiness you would win, share it. It was born a twin.
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