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   You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
 ~quotes about Imagination by Mark Twain

   Opportunities fly by while we sit regretting the chances we have lost, and the happiness that comes to us we heed not, because of the happiness that is gone.
 ~funny mother quote by Jerome K. Jerome, The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow, 1889

   Man alone, of all god’s creatures, can change himself for the better
 ~saying on Happiness by

   The faith that stands on authority is not faith.
 ~funny mother quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
 ~mother by Mark Twain

   Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared with love in dreams.
 ~sayings about mother by Fyodor Dostoevski

   My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
 ~quotes about Money by Errol Flynn

   Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence.
 ~funny mother quote by Author Unknown

   A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses
 ~saying on Drinking by H. L. Mencken

   I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catchers mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back.
 ~funny mother quote by Author Unknown

   Hair brings one's self-image into focus; it is vanity's proving ground. Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices.
 ~mother by Shana Alexander

   The least lack of discipline starts to erode our
self-esteem.
 ~sayings about mother by Jim Rohn

   The mother's heart is the child's school-room.
 ~quotes about Mothers by Henry Ward Beecher

   Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness.
 ~funny mother quote by André Gide, L'immoraliste

   In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry.
 ~saying on Business by Dave Barry

   Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
 ~funny mother quote by Euripides, Alexander

   God has given a great deal to man, but man would like something from man.
 ~mother by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   The moment a child is born, the mother is also bornShe never existed beforeThe woman existed, but the mother, neverA mother is something absolutely new
 ~sayings about mother by Rajneesh

   The great majority of us are required to live a life of constant duplicity. Your health is bound to be affected if, day after day, you say the opposite of what you feel, if you grovel before what you dislike, and rejoice at what brings you nothing but misfortune.
 ~quotes about Being Yourself by Boris Pasternak

   I'm not an environmentalist. I'm an Earth warrior.
 ~funny mother quote by Darryl Cherney, quoted in Smithsonian, April 1990

   So many pictures, so little time!
 ~saying on Scrapbooking by Author Unknown

   Creativity arises out of the tension between spontaneity and limitations, the latter (like the river banks) forcing the spontaneity into the various forms which are essential to the work of art or poem
 ~funny mother quote by Rollo May

   What greater thing is there for two human souls that to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.
 ~mother by George Eliot

   Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.
 ~sayings about mother by From the movie The Color of Money

   Be an opener of doors for such as come after thee, and do not try to make the universe a blind alley.
 ~quotes about Helping by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   If everybody contemplates the infinite instead of fixing the drains, many of us will die of cholera.
 ~funny mother quote by John Rich

   Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything
 ~saying on Romantic Quotes by Katherine Hepburn

   A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own.
 ~funny mother quote by Thomas Mann

   Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.
 ~mother by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Those who set out to serve both God and Mammon soon discover that there is no God.
 ~sayings about mother by Logan Pearsall Smith

   Problems are only opportunities with thorns on them.
 ~quotes about Opportunities by Hugh Miller, Snow on the Wind

   See love is not who you can live with it's the one you can't live without.
 ~funny mother quote by

   Be ready when opportunity comes. Luck is the time when preparation and opportunity meet.
 ~saying on Entrepreneurism by Roy D. Chapin, Jr.

   With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.
 ~funny mother quote by Edward Jesse, Anecdote of Dogs

   Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there.
 ~mother by Eric Hoffer, Passionate State of Mind, 1955

   Love is a symbol of eternityIt wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end
 ~sayings about mother by Author Unknown

   Men go abroad to wonder at the heights of mountains, at the huge waves of the sea, at the long courses of the rivers, at the vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motions of the stars, and they pass by themselves without wondering.
 ~quotes about Self-Discovery by St. Augustine

   We are not who we are because of our abilities...
We are who we are because of our choices....
 ~funny mother quote by

   My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character
 ~saying on Celebrity by Charles Barkley

   Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.
 ~funny mother quote by John Dewey

   The first attribute that characterizes the greater man from the moron is his thicker layer of inhibition.
 ~mother by Martin H. Fischer

   It is very easy to forgive others their mistakes; it takes more grit to forgive them for having witnessed your own.
 ~sayings about mother by Jessamyn West

   We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness
 ~quotes about Cool by David Weatherford

   Problems are only opportunities with thorns on them.
 ~funny mother quote by Hugh Miller, Snow on the Wind

   Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
 ~saying on Trust by Helen Rowland

   Every American child should grow up knowing a second language, preferably English.
 ~funny mother quote by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success
 ~mother by Ingrid Bergman

   Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not accidental that there are a thousand novelists, essayists, poets or journalists for each humorist. It is a long, long time between James Thurbers.
 ~sayings about mother by Leo Rosten

   Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
 ~quotes about Age by Jim Fiebig

   America is the best half-educated country in the world.
 ~funny mother quote by Nicholas Murray Butler

   Some pursue happiness, others create it.
 ~saying on Happiness by Author Unknown

   Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each otherPerhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then
 ~funny mother quote by Katherine Hepburn

   The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
 ~mother by Author Unknown

   The darkest hour has only sixty minutes
 ~sayings about mother by Morris Mandel

   He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
 ~quotes about Marriage by Mae West

   If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
 ~funny mother quote by Anatole France

   To live in this world, you must be able to do three things: to love what is mortal; to hold it against your bones knowing your life depends on it; and when the time comes, to let go
 ~saying on Love Sayings by Mary Oliver

   Journalists cover words and delude themselves into thinking they have committed journalism.
 ~funny mother quote by Hedrick Smith

   For the rubble of history, which is undigested and therefore goes on blindly, does not lie so thickly on the ground as in our own consciousness.
 ~mother by Herbert Lüthy


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