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   God has editing rights over our prayers. He will... edit them, correct them, bring them in line with His will and then hand them back to us to be resubmitted.
 ~quotes about Prayer by Stephen Crotts

   The regular course was Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with; and then the different branches of Arithmetic - Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision.
 ~funny math quote by Lewis Carroll

   Preserving the health by too strict a regimen is a wearisome malady.
 ~saying on Health by François Duc de la Rochefoucauld

   There's no such thing as too late. That's why they invented death.
 ~funny math quote by From the movie Out to Sea

   There is one armor that the world of men and women, as a world, has never yet put on. The churches have long bungled with its fastenings, but the world has gone unfended, and few have been those in whose hands the mystical sword of the spirit has shone with daily use. This armor, waiting to be worn, is the armor of brotherhood and sacrifice, the world of unselfishness, a conquering sword, with the power, where used, to unite the world in love. And there are none who may not put it on.
 ~math by M.A. DeWolfe Howe

   Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
 ~sayings about math by David T. Wolf

   When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
 ~quotes about Animal Rights by Ingrid Newkirk

   I tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is everything, do not be fooled by what I am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying.
 ~funny math quote by Charles C. Finn

   Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend
 ~saying on Love Quotes by Martin Luther King Jr.

   People don't ever seem to relate that doing what's right is no guarantee against misfortune
 ~funny math quote by William McFee, Casuals of the Sea, 1916

   I thought Winston Churchill was a young man of promise, but it appears he is a young man of promises.
 ~math by Arthur James Balfour

   You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.
 ~sayings about math by Albert Camus

   Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
 ~quotes about Adversity by M. Kathleen Casey

   There is that in the glance of a flower which may at times control the greatest of creation's braggart lords.
 ~funny math quote by John Muir, A Thousand-Mile Walk to the Gulf, 1916

   But make no mistake: the weeds will win; nature bats last.
 ~saying on Weeds by Robert M. Pyle

   If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.
 ~funny math quote by Phil Jackson

   Punctuality is the virtue of the bored
 ~math by Evelyn Waugh

   A law is unjust if it is inflicted on a minority that, as a result of being denied the right to vote, had no part in enacting or devising the lawWho can say that the legislature of Alabama which set up the state's segregation laws was democratically elect
 ~sayings about math by Martin Luther King, Jr., "Letter from Birmingham Jail," Why We Can't Wait, 1963

   It wasn't the Exxon Valdez captain's driving that caused the Alaskan oil spill. It was yours.
 ~quotes about Driving by Greenpeace advertisement, New York Times, 25 February 1990

   There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed for example that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter.
 ~funny math quote by Bat Masterson

   It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.
 ~saying on Hair by Raymond Chandler

   It's not the bullet with my name on it that worries me. It's the one that says To whom it may concern.
 ~funny math quote by Anonymous Belfast resident, quoted in London Guardian, 1991

   A catless writer is almost inconceivable. It's a perverse taste, really, since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in the room than even one cat; they make nests in the notes and bite the end of the pen and walk on the typewriter keys.
 ~math by Barbara Holland

   Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
 ~sayings about math by Robin Williams, 1986

   His clothes fit him so ill, and constrain him so much, that he seems rather their prisoner than their proprietor.
 ~quotes about Clothing by Philip Dormer Stanhope

   Gentlemen prefer blondes... but gentlemen marry brunettes.
 ~funny math quote by Anita Loos

   It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.
 ~saying on Mothers by From the television show The Golden Girls

   Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
 ~funny math quote by Irvin S. Cobb

   Books - the best antidote against the marsh-gas of boredom and vacuity.
 ~math by George Steiner

   The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. He to whom the emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause and stand wrapped in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed.
 ~sayings about math by Albert Einstein

   Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
 ~quotes about Civilization by Ogden Nash

   My body is a bulletin board, transmitting my condition.
 ~funny math quote by Terri Guillemets, Dream Quotes: The Imprisoned Writer Speaks at Night

   A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour.
 ~saying on Happiness by Author Unknown

   Her kisses left something to be desired... the rest of her.
 ~funny math quote by Author Unknown

   The answer, maybe, is going out & doing rather than waiting. If you wait, life will probably pass you by. But if you go out & do the things you want to, take the risks you fear, you may just find that everything slots into place.
 ~math by Rob E. Geraghty

   A grandma's name is little less in love than is the doting title of a mother.
 ~sayings about math by William Shakespeare

   A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself.
 ~quotes about Creativity by Abraham H. Maslow

   Cheerleaders are angels - we're the only humans who can fly.
 ~funny math quote by Author Unknown

   A sensible man will remember that the eyes may be confused in two ways - by a change from light to darkness or from darkness to light; and he will recognize that the same thing happens to the soul.
 ~saying on Light by Plato

   Lenin could listen so intently that he exhausted the speaker.
 ~funny math quote by Isaiah Berlin

   The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth.
 ~math by Charles Luckman

   Everyone is a prisoner of his own experiences. No one can eliminate prejudices - just recognize them.
 ~sayings about math by Edward Roscoe Murrow, 31 December 1955

   It is not marriage that fails; it is people that fail. All that marriage does is to show people up.
 ~quotes about Marriage by Harry Emerson Fosdick

   Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.
 ~funny math quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock.
 ~saying on Media Journalism by Ben Hecht

   Habit, if not resisted, soon becomes necessity.
 ~funny math quote by St. Augustine

   Everyone is the age of their heart.
 ~math by Guatemalan Proverb

   Love's greatest gift is its ability to make everything it touches sacred.
 ~sayings about math by Barbara De Angelis

   A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.
 ~quotes about Humorous by Author Unknown

   Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
 ~funny math quote by Thomas Jefferson, letter to Nathaniel Macon

   In jealousy there is more of self-love than love
 ~saying on Love Quotes by Francois De La Rochefoucauld

   Dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
 ~funny math quote by Author Unknown

   The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature.
 ~math by Alfred North Whitehead

   The right wife drops not from the sky; she must be sought by studied eye.
 ~sayings about math by

   A dinner invitation, once accepted, is a sacred obligation. If you die before the dinner takes place, your executor must attend.
 ~quotes about Guests by Ward McAllister

   You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories
 ~funny math quote by Melanie Clark

   A principle is the expression of perfection, and as imperfect beings like us cannot practise perfection, we devise every moment limits of its compromise in practice.
 ~saying on Attitude by Mohandas Gandhi

   Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.
 ~funny math quote by Author Unknown

   I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to
 ~math by Shaquille O'Neal


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