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   I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
 ~quotes about Death by R. Geis

   Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
 ~funny lyric quote saying by Mary Hirsch

   I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.
 ~saying on Freedom by James Madison, speech, Virginia Convention, 1788

   It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door, he used to say. You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.
 ~funny lyric quote saying by J.R.R. Tolkien, Three Is Company, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, 1954

   The young people who come to me in the hope of hearing me utter a few memorable maxims are quite disappointed. Aphorisms are not my forte, I say nothing but banalities.... I listen to them and they go away delighted.
 ~lyric by Andre Gide

   He who strikes first shows his ideas have run out.
 ~sayings about lyric by

   Then there is the man who drowned crossing a stream with an average depth of six inches.
 ~quotes about Statistics by W.I.E. Gates

   You know why there are so many whitefish in the Yellowstone River? Because the Fish and Game people have never done anything to help them.
 ~funny lyric quote saying by Russell Chatham, Silent Seasons, 1978

   There they stand, the innumerable stars, shining in order like a living hymn, written in light.
 ~saying on Night by N.P. Willis

   I think the best pictures are often on the edges of any situation, I don't find photographing the situation nearly as interesting as photographing the edges.
 ~funny lyric quote saying by William Albert Allard, The Photographic Essay

   Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut.
 ~lyric by Author Unknown

   An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
 ~sayings about lyric by Mahatma Gandhi

   The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.
 ~quotes about Civilization by Carol Matthau

   Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.
 ~funny lyric quote saying by Lord Chesterfield

   The violence we do to ourselves in order to remain faithful to the one we love is hardly better than an act of infidelity.
 ~saying on Perspective by François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1665

   Objects are inorganic and biological values; subjects are social and intellectual values
 ~funny lyric quote saying by Robert M. Pirsig

   If it's very painful for you to criticize your friends - you're safe in doing it. But if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that's the time to hold your tongue.
 ~lyric by Alice Duer Miller

   Yes, I will go. I would rather grieve over your absence than over you.
 ~sayings about lyric by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Habits are safer than rules; you don't have to watch them. And you don't have to keep them, either. They keep you.
 ~quotes about Habits by Frank Crane

   We turn to God for help when our foundations are shaking, only to learn that it is God who is shaking them
 ~funny lyric quote saying by Charles C. West

   Bicycling is the nearest approximation I know to the flight of birds. The airplane simply carries a man on its back like an obedient Pegasus; it gives him no wings of his own.
 ~saying on Bicycling by Louis J. Helle, Jr., Spring in Washington

   Most people want security in this world, not liberty.
 ~funny lyric quote saying by H.L. Mencken, Minority Report, 1956

   They kill good trees to put out bad newspapers.
 ~lyric by James G. Watt, quoted in Newsweek, 8 March 1982

   The best time to make friends is before you need them.
 ~sayings about lyric by Ethel Barrymore

   Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice!
 ~quotes about Sisters by Charlotte M. Yonge

   Old houses mended,Cost little less than new before they're ended.
 ~funny lyric quote saying by Colley Cibber

   The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you have lived to my age, you will begin to think letters are never worth going through the rain for.
 ~saying on Letters by Jane Austen

   I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
 ~funny lyric quote saying by Drew Barrymore

   The education and empowerment of women throughout the world cannot fail to result in a more caring, tolerant, just and peaceful life for all
 ~lyric by Aung San Suu Kyi

   I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.
 ~sayings about lyric by Barry Goldwater

   I wish someone would have told me that, just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married.
 ~quotes about Feminism by Marlo Thomas

   There is no use whatever trying to help people who do not help themselves. You cannot push anyone up a ladder unless he is willing to climb himself.
 ~funny lyric quote saying by Andrew Carnegie

   There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.
 ~saying on Hair by Martial

   No woman is required to build the world by destroying herself.
 ~funny lyric quote saying by Rabbi Sofer

   Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom.
 ~lyric by Phyllis Theroux, Night Lights

   A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age
 ~sayings about lyric by Robert Frost

   I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.
 ~quotes about Libraries by Jorge Luis Borges

   As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it, or leave it.
 ~funny lyric quote saying by Buddy Hackett

   My daddy's face is a study. Winter moves into it and presides there. His eyes become a cliff of snow threatening to avalanche, his eyebrows bend like black limbs of leafless trees. His skin takes on the pale cheerless yellow of winter sun; for a jaw he has the edges of a snowbound field dotted with stubble; his high forehead is the frozen sweep of the Erie.
 ~saying on Faces by Toni Morrison

   Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
 ~funny lyric quote saying by Roger Caras

   A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
 ~lyric by Oscar Wilde

   We know one another's faults, virtues, catastrophes, mortifications, triumphs, rivalries, desires, and how long we can each hang by our hands to a bar. We have been banded together under pack codes and tribal laws.
 ~sayings about lyric by Rose Macaulay

   It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
 ~quotes about Games by Henry Louis Mencken

   Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
 ~funny lyric quote saying by William Hazlitt

   Poetry is the art of uniting pleasure with truth.
 ~saying on Poetry by Samuel Johnson

   The making of friends, who are real friends, is the best token we have of a man's success in life
 ~funny lyric quote saying by Edward Everett Hale

   Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
 ~lyric by W.C. Fields

   Science is the record of dead religions.
 ~sayings about lyric by The Oscariana of Oscar Fingall O'Flaherty Will Wilde [1856-1900] for George Bernard Shaw

   Because hypocrisy stinks in the nostrils one is likely to rate it as a more powerful agent for destruction than it is.
 ~quotes about Hypocrisy by Rebecca West, The Strange Necessity, 1928

   For friends... do but look upon good Books: they are true friends, that will neither flatter nor dissemble.
 ~funny lyric quote saying by Francis Bacon

   Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
 ~saying on Smiles by Mother Teresa

   Think of the fierce energy concentrated in an acorn! You bury it in the ground, and it explodes into an oak! Bury a sheep, and nothing happens but decay.
 ~funny lyric quote saying by George Bernard Shaw

   I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.
 ~lyric by Joe E. Lewis

   Men have need of history because, without it, the past threatens to overwhelm them.
 ~sayings about lyric by Guy Fregault, La guerre de la conquête

   Education, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
 ~quotes about Education by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   You can owe nothing, if you give back its light to the sun.
 ~funny lyric quote saying by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   We saw the lightning and that was the guns and then we heard the thunder and that was the big guns; and then we heard the rain falling and that was the blood falling; and when we came to get in the crops, it was dead men that we reaped.
 ~saying on War by Harriet Tubman

   Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.
 ~funny lyric quote saying by Bertrand Russell, Marriage and Morals

   Although a life-long fashion dropout, I have absorbed enough by reading Harper's Bazaar while waiting at the dentist's to have grasped that the purpose of fashion is to make A Statement. My own modest Statement, discerned by true cognoscenti, is, Woman Who Wears Clothes So She Won't Be Naked.
 ~lyric by Molly Ivins


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