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   Americans like fat books and thin women.
 ~quotes about Books Reading by Russell Baker

   Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.
 ~funny love teen quote by Jonathan Swift, The Battle of the Books, 1704

   Coexistence... what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.
 ~saying on Vegetarianism by Mike Connolly

   It is often easier to become outraged by injustice half a world away than by oppression and discrimination half a block from home
 ~funny love teen quote by Carl T. Rowan

   The easier it is to do, the harder it is to change.
 ~teen by Eng's Principle

   The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.
 ~sayings about teen by Author Unknown

   The end of childhood is when things cease to astonish us. When the world seems familiar, when one has got used to existence, one has become an adult.
 ~quotes about Inner Child by Eugene Ionesco

   No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved.
 ~funny love teen quote by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, How can he want me the way I look in the morning? It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
 ~saying on Men by Andy Rooney

   The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.
 ~funny love teen quote by A.K. Best

   I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.
 ~teen by Jack Paar

   Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit?
 ~sayings about teen by George Archer

   One's real life is often the life that one does not lead.
 ~quotes about Being Yourself by Oscar Wilde, L'Envoi to Rose-leaf and Apple-leaf, 1882

   Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
 ~funny love teen quote by Author Unknown

   All of us have had the experience of a sudden joy that came when nothing in the world had forewarned us of its coming - a joy so thrilling that if it was born of misery we remembered even the misery with tenderness.
 ~saying on Happiness by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand and Stars, 1939, translated from French by Lewis Galantière

   I love the valiant; but it is not enough to wield a broadsword, one must also know against whom.
 ~funny love teen quote by Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra, 1892

   I will not permit thirty men to travel four hundred miles to agitate a bag of wind.
 ~teen by Andrew Dickson White

   I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order.
 ~sayings about teen by John Burroughs

   It's hard to be responsible, adult and sensible all the time. How good it is to have a sister whose heart is as young as your own.
 ~quotes about Sisters by Pam Brown

   Death is patiently making my mask as I sleep. Each morning I awake to discover in the corners of my eyes the small tears of his wax.
 ~funny love teen quote by Philip Dow

   We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love
 ~saying on Commitment Ceremonies by Author Unknown

   I prefer winter and fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape - the loneliness of it, the dead feeling of winter. Something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn't show.
 ~funny love teen quote by Andrew Wyeth

   Sometimes we make love with our eyesSometimes we make love with our handsSometimes we make love with our bodiesAlways we make love with our hearts
 ~teen by Author Unknown

   Dreaming is an act of pure imagination, attesting in all men a creative power, which if it were available in waking, would make every man a Dante or Shakespeare.
 ~sayings about teen by H.F. Hedge

   Ultimately, aren't we all just talking monkeys with an attitude problem?
 ~quotes about Humankind by Uncle Ben, as seen on Quotes 'R' Us

   The future is always beginning now.
 ~funny love teen quote by Mark Strand, Reasons for Moving

   Out of a hundred years a few minutes were made that stayed with me, not a hundred years.
 ~saying on Life by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Prayer is exhaling the spirit of man and inhaling the spirit of God.
 ~funny love teen quote by Edwin Keith

   These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.
 ~teen by From a Charles Barkley commercial for basketball shoes, 1993

   People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him.
 ~sayings about teen by Art Buchwald

   Pharmaceutical companies will soon rule the world if we keep letting them believe we are a happy, functional society so long as all the women are on Prozac, all children on Ritalin, and all men on Viagra.
 ~quotes about Drugs by Terri Guillemets

   The great composer does not set to work because he is inspired, but becomes inspired because he is working. Beethoven, Wagner, Bach and Mozart settled down day after day to the job in hand with as much regularity as an accountant settles down each day to his figures. They didn't waste time waiting for inspiration.
 ~funny love teen quote by Ernest Newman

   Most of us retain enough of the theological attitude to think that we are little gods.
 ~saying on Humility by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

   They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind
 ~funny love teen quote by Cindy Crawford

   Things are in the saddle, and ride mankind
 ~teen by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   I am having an out of money experience.
 ~sayings about teen by Author Unknown

   A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
 ~quotes about Justice by Bill Vaughan

   But the great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact - which is so constantly being enacted under the eyes of philosophers...
 ~funny love teen quote by T.H. Huxley, Biogenesis and Abiogenesis, The Royal Society President's Address to the Meeting of the

   Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go
 ~saying on Patriot Day by Author Unknown

   The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.
 ~funny love teen quote by Isaac Asimov, Isaac Asimov's Book of Science and Nature Quotations, 1988

   The public is hedged about by so many goddam bookkeepers that no time is left in which to produce. More time is spent in carrying out garbage than in carrying in food.
 ~teen by Martin H. Fischer

   Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too
 ~sayings about teen by Attributed to Greg, age 8

   There's a long, long trail a-winding into the land of my dreams.
 ~quotes about Dreams by Stoddard King, Jr.

   It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
 ~funny love teen quote by e.e. cummings

   Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.
 ~saying on Conformity by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Home is where you can say anything you like cause nobody listens to you anyway.
 ~funny love teen quote by Author Unknown

   It is well to remember that a Martian observing his first baseball game would be quite correct in concluding that the last two words of the National Anthem are: PLAY BALL!
 ~teen by Herbert H. Paper, in Cincinnati Enquirer, 2 April 1989

   I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born.
 ~sayings about teen by Ronald Reagan, quoted in New York Times, 22 September 1980

   The stars are the street lights of eternity.
 ~quotes about Light by Author Unknown

   As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master This expresses my idea of democracy
 ~funny love teen quote by Abraham Lincoln

   Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
 ~saying on Insults by Oscar Wilde

   A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
 ~funny love teen quote by Mistinguett (Jeanne Bourgeois), Theatre Arts, December 1955

   Up to five goals is journalism. After that, it becomes statistics.
 ~teen by Author Unknown

   I pledge allegiance to the earth and to the flora, fauna and human life that it supports, one planet indivisible, with safe air, water & soil, economic justice, equal rights and peace for all.
 ~sayings about teen by Author unknown, proposed new Pledge of Allegiance, as seen on a button

   A kiss without a hug is like a flower without the fragrance.
 ~quotes about Kisses by Proverb

   A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
 ~funny love teen quote by Henry Brooks Adams

   That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em.
 ~saying on Baseball by Humphrey Bogart

   Now I know why they tell you to put your head between your knees on crash landings. You think you're going to kiss your ass good-bye.
 ~funny love teen quote by Terry Hanson

   It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words
 ~teen by Sallust


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