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   Sometimes questions are more important than answers.
 ~quotes about Life by Nancy Willard, quoted in The Meaning of Life, compiled by Hugh S. Moorhead

   The problem is that when you get it, you're too damned old to do anything about it.
 ~funny love sayings by Jimmy Connors, on experience

   The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.
 ~saying on Future by John Sladek

   Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our anti-materialistic, otherworldly, New Age spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an honest guru should be as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot juice, tofu and seaweed slime.
 ~funny love sayings by Edward Abbey

   Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.
 ~love by Walter Elliott, The Spiritual Life

   There is no failure except in no longer trying.
 ~sayings about love by Elbert Hubbard

   I believe more follies are committed out of complaisance to the world, than in following our own inclinations.
 ~quotes about Conformity by Mary Wortley Montagu

   If every day a man takes orders in silence from an incompetent superior, if every day he solemnly performs ritual acts which he privately finds ridiculous, if he unhesitatingly gives answers to questionnaires which are contrary to his real opinions and is prepared to deny his own self in public, if he sees no difficulty in feigning sympathy or even affection where, in fact, he feels only indifference or aversion, it still does not mean that he has entirely lost the use of one of the basic human senses, namely, the sense of humiliation
 ~funny love sayings by Vaclav Havel

   Honesty is never seen sitting astride the fence.
 ~saying on Honesty by Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays, 1911

   When a man really believes that it is necessary to do a certain thing to be happy forever, or that a certain belief is necessary to ensure eternal joy, there is in that man no spirit of concession. He divides the whole world into saints and sinners, into believers and unbelievers, into God's sheep and Devil's goats, into people who will be glorified and people who are damned.
 ~funny love sayings by Robert Ingersoll, Some Reasons Why

   Time wastes our bodies and our wits, but we waste time, so we are quits.
 ~love by Author Unknown

   Medicine for the soul.
 ~sayings about love by Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

   Birth and Death are the two noblest expressions of bravery
 ~quotes about Birth by Kahlil Gibran

   If you are cold, tea will warm you. If you are too heated, it will cool you. If you are depressed, it will cheer you. If you are excited, it will calm you.
 ~funny love sayings by Gladstone, 1865

   Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.
 ~saying on Clothing by Mark Twain

   A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
 ~funny love sayings by Henry Louis Mencken

   Baseball isn't a business, it's more like a disease.
 ~love by Walter F. O'Malley

   Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.
 ~sayings about love by Robert C. Gallagher

   The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.
 ~quotes about Sex by Author Unknown

   Courage, in the final analysis, is nothing but an affirmative answer to the shocks of existence.
 ~funny love sayings by Kurt Goldstein

   History is written by the winners.
 ~saying on History by Alex Haley

   Revenge is a dish that should be served cold
 ~funny love sayings by Anonymous

   Responsibility's like a string we can only see the middle of. Both ends are out of sight.
 ~love by William McFee, Casuals of the Sea, 1916

   Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.
 ~sayings about love by Albert Einstein

   Few love to hear the sins they love to act.
 ~quotes about Hypocrisy by William Shakespeare

   To fear is one thing. To let fear grab you by the tail and swing you around is another.
 ~funny love sayings by Katherine Paterson, Jacob Have I Loved

   Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think.
 ~saying on Carpe Diem by Chinese Proverb

   My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
 ~funny love sayings by Author Unknown

   There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor.
 ~love by Lord Mancroft, A Chinaman in the Bath, 1974

   If it weren't for the last minute, I wouldn't get anything done.
 ~sayings about love by Author Unknown

   The only fortune worth finding is finding – the developing our rich, inner talents – those seeds of greatness that god plants inside every one of us, awaiting our discovery.
 ~quotes about Self Improvement by

   The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
 ~funny love sayings by Joan Kerr, Please Don't Eat the Daisies, 1957

   The difference between intelligence and education is this: intelligence will make you a good living.
 ~saying on Intelligence by Charles F. Kettering

   The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.
 ~funny love sayings by Albert Ellis

   Life is God's novel. Let him write it.
 ~love by Isaac Bashevis Singer

   it takes a minute to have a crush on some one,a day to like 'em,and a week to love'em.But it takes a life time to forget them.
 ~sayings about love by sara

   When I have finally decided that a result is worth getting, I go ahead on it and make trail after trial until it comes.
 ~quotes about Goals by Thomas Edison

   There are people so addicted to exaggeration they can't tell the truth without lying.
 ~funny love sayings by Josh Billings

   Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.
 ~saying on Golf by Princess Anne of Great Britain

   There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man.
 ~funny love sayings by Winston Churchill

   Winners dont wait for chances, they take them.
 ~love by

   Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia.
 ~sayings about love by Barbara Ehrenreich

   I like to pay taxes. With them I buy civilization.
 ~quotes about Taxes by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

   In all science, error precedes the truth, and it is better it should go first than last.
 ~funny love sayings by Hugh Walpole

   I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it
 ~saying on Children by Harry S. Truman

   Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either
 ~funny love sayings by Gore Vidal

   We come late, if at all, to wine and philosophy: whiskey and action are easier.
 ~love by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg.
 ~sayings about love by J.C. Snead, on his putting

   Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Emory Austin

   White. A blank page or canvas. So many possibilities
 ~funny love sayings by James Lapine

   Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
 ~saying on Marriage by Virginie des Rieux, Epigrams

   Every one should keep a mental wastepaper basket and the older he grows the more things he will consign to it - torn up to irrecoverable tatters.
 ~funny love sayings by Samuel Butler

   We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
 ~love by Kurt Vonnegut

   Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.
 ~sayings about love by Latin Proverb

   No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.
 ~quotes about Sleep by Carrie Snow

   It's about ten times the size of the Bible - and unlike the Bible, contains no good news.
 ~funny love sayings by Don Nickles, about the Internal Revenue Code

   Happiness is a function of accepting what is.
 ~saying on Happiness by Werner Erhard

   Snowmen fall from heaven... unassembled.
 ~funny love sayings by Author Unknown

   The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be only the beginning.
 ~love by Ivy Baker Priest


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