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   You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience
 ~quotes about Birthdays by Author Unknown

   There are two kinds of light - the glow that illumines, and the glare that obscures.
 ~funny love quotes by James Thurber

   I quit being afraid when my first venture failed and the sky didn't fall down.
 ~saying on Confidence by Allen H. Neuharth

   Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
 ~funny love quotes by Robert Orben

   I know God will not give me anything I can't handleI just wish that He didn't trust me so much
 ~love by Mother Teresa

   It is good to be alone in a garden at dawn or dark so that all its shy presences may haunt you and possess you in a reverie of suspended thought.
 ~sayings about love by James Douglas, Down Shoe Lane

   A man hasn't got a corner on virtue just because his shoes are shined.
 ~quotes about Virtue by Anne Petry

    Don't worry about what's ahead. Just go as far as you can go - from there you can see farther
 ~funny love quotes by David Letterman

   Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
 ~saying on Famous Saying by Oscar Wilde

   In every age the good old days were a myth. No one ever thought they were good at the time. For every age has consisted of crises that seemed intolerable to the people who lived through them.
 ~funny love quotes by Brooks Atkinson, Once Around the Sun, 1951

   For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
 ~love by Author Unknown

   When you look at your life, the greatest happinesses are family happinesses.
 ~sayings about love by Joyce Brothers

   If you don't have a smile, I'll give you one of mine.
 ~quotes about Smiles by Author Unknown

   If a man harbors any sort of fear, it percolates through all thinking, damages his personality and makes him a landlord to a ghost.
 ~funny love quotes by Lloyd Douglas

   A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death
 ~saying on Death by Albert Einstein

   I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
 ~funny love quotes by Rogers Hornsby

   When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas timeWhy are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
 ~love by G.K. Chesterton

   The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
 ~sayings about love by Ambrose Bierce

   The inertia hardest to overcome is that of perfectly good seconds.
 ~quotes about Time by Martin H. Fischer

   Marriage must constantly fight against a monster which devours everything: routine.
 ~funny love quotes by Honore de Balzac

   No author dislikes to be edited as much as he dislikes not to be published.
 ~saying on Writing by Russell Lynes

   If you would be successful, first you must walk hand-in-hand and side-by-side with successful people.
 ~funny love quotes by Nido Qubein

   No one has yet computed how many imaginary triumphs are silently celebrated by people each year to keep up their courage.
 ~love by Henry S. Haskins

   The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.
 ~sayings about love by John Vance Cheney

   If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family
 ~quotes about Baby by Lawrence Housman

   A man who has no office to go to - I don't care who he is - is a trial of which you can have no conception.
 ~funny love quotes by George Bernard Shaw

   He dares to be a fool, and that is the first step in the direction of wisdom.
 ~saying on Wisdom by James Gibbons Huneker

   The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
 ~funny love quotes by Dorothy Nevill

   Yes, I am positive that one of the great curatives of our evils, our maladies, social, moral, and intellectual, would be a return to the soil, a rehabilitation of the work of the fields.
 ~love by Charles Wagner

   It is often hard to distinguish between the hard knocks in life and those of opportunity.
 ~sayings about love by Frederick Phillips

   Confidence is contagious. So is lack of confidence
 ~quotes about Confidence by Vince Lombardi

   Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
 ~funny love quotes by Author Unknown

   I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
 ~saying on Vegetarianism by Marty Feldman

   The poet doesn't invent. He listens.
 ~funny love quotes by Jean Cocteau

   The first step... shall be to lose the way.
 ~love by Galway Kinnell

   Envy is thin because it bites but never eats.
 ~sayings about love by Spanish Proverb

   There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience, and that is not learning from experience.
 ~quotes about Experience. by Laurence J. Peter

   Nothing is impossible to the person that doesn't have to do it.
 ~funny love quotes by Funny Man

   Problems are messages.
 ~saying on Adversity by Shakti Gawain

   Pearls around the neck - stones upon the heart.
 ~funny love quotes by Hanan J. Ayalti, Yiddish Proverbs, 1949

   I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure--which is:
Try to please everybody.

 ~love by Herbert Bayard Swope

   Long, beautiful, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen... I adore hair!
 ~sayings about love by James Rado and Gerome Ragni, Hair

   Laws control the lesser man. Right conduct controls the greater one.
 ~quotes about Civil Disobedience by Chinese Proverb

   The time to begin writing an article is when you have finished it to your satisfaction. By that time you begin to clearly and logically perceive what it is you really want to say.
 ~funny love quotes by Mark Twain

   Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray.
 ~saying on Famous Saying by Seymoure Cray

   Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
 ~funny love quotes by Ellie Katz

   Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
 ~love by Henry Ford

   There are men that will make you books, and turn them loose into the world, with as much dispatch as they would do a dish of fritters.
 ~sayings about love by Miguel de Cervantes

   Chance favors only the prepared mind.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Louis Pasteur

   All honor's wounds are self-inflicted.
 ~funny love quotes by Andrew Carnegie

   Books can be dangerous. The best ones should be labeled This could change your life.
 ~saying on Books Reading by Helen Exley

   Women are all female impersonators to some degree.
 ~funny love quotes by Susan Brownmiller

   I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
 ~love by Groucho Marx

   Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky
 ~sayings about love by Fran Lebowitz

   I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty or give me death
 ~quotes about Death by Patrick Henry

   The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk.
 ~funny love quotes by Jacqueline Schiff

   To my mind, the life of a lamb is no less precious than that of a human being. I should be unwilling to take the life of a lamb for the sake of the human body.
 ~saying on Vegetarianism by Mahatma Gandhi

   The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
 ~funny love quotes by Aldous Huxley

   The mere chink of cups and saucers tunes the mind to happy repose.
 ~love by George Gissing, The Private Papers of Henry Ryecroft


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