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   The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.
 ~quotes about Self Discipline by Charles Du Bos

   The war between being and nothingness is the underlying illness of the twentieth century. Boredom slays more of existence than war.
 ~funny love quote by Norman Mailer

   What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise can you imagine the awful screeching?
 ~saying on Driving by Samuel Hoffenstein

   Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
 ~funny love quote by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.
 ~love by Emma Goldman, Marriage and Love

   A true friend is the greatest possesion.
 ~sayings about love by Ben Franklin

   Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf
 ~quotes about Retirement by Gene Perret

   The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor.
 ~funny love quote by Samuel Butler

   There is more difference within the sexes than between them.
 ~saying on Feminism by Ivy Compton-Burnett, Mother and Son

   Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never
 ~funny love quote by Charles Caleb Colton

   Adversity is like a strong windIt tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are
 ~love by Arthur Golden, Memoirs of a Geisha

   If you came and you found a strange man... teaching your kids to punch each other, or trying to sell them all kinds of products, you'd kick him right out of the house, but here you are; you come in and the TV is on, and you don't think twice about it.
 ~sayings about love by Jerome Singer

   Let my lusts be my ruin, then, since all else is a fake and a mockery.
 ~quotes about Homosexuality by Hart Crane

   My adolescence progressed normally: enough misery to keep the death wish my usual state, an occasional high to keep me from actually taking the gas-pipe.
 ~funny love quote by Faye Moskowitz

   Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
 ~saying on Money by H.L. Mencken

   It is much easier to become a father than to be one.
 ~funny love quote by Kent Nerburn, Letters to My Son: Reflections on Becoming a Man, 1994

   Most people wish to serve God - but only in an advisory capacity.
 ~love by Author Unknown

   If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, "thank you," that would suffice
 ~sayings about love by Meister Eckhart

   When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
 ~quotes about Sex by Frederike Ryder

   DoN't FiNd FaULt,FiNd ThE rEmEdY
 ~funny love quote by Korn

   There are five things which no one is able to accomplish in this world: first, to cease growing old when he is growing old; second, to cease being sick; third, to cease dying; fourth, to deny dissolution when there is dissolution; fifth, to deny non-being.
 ~saying on Living by Buddha

   If I had learned education I would not have had time to learn anything else.
 ~funny love quote by Cornelius Vanderbilt

   Addictions do come in handy sometimes: at least you have to get out of bed for them.
 ~love by Martin Amis

   Every child begins the world again....
 ~sayings about love by Henry David Thoreau

   The indifference, callousness and contempt that so many people exhibit toward animals is evil first because it results in great suffering in animals, and second because it results in an incalculably great impoverishment of the human spirit. All education should be directed toward the refinement of the individual's sensibilities in relation not only to one's fellow humans everywhere, but to all things whatsoever.
 ~quotes about Animal Rights by Ashley Montague

   If equations are trains threading the landscape of numbers, then no train stops at pi.
 ~funny love quote by Richard Preston

   Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
 ~saying on Men by Frank McKinney Kin Hubbard

   Trying to hit him (Phil Niekro) was like trying to eat Jell-O with chopsticks
 ~funny love quote by Bobby Murcer

   There's opportunity in poker.... If Horace Greeley were alive today, his advice wouldn't be Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. Instead, he'd point to that deck of cards on table and say, Shuffle up and deal.
 ~love by Lou Krieger

   A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're at home.
 ~sayings about love by Author Unknown

   Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough
 ~quotes about Football by Jonathan Woodgate

   That which is striking and beautiful is not always good, but that which is good is always beautiful.
 ~funny love quote by Ninon de L'Enclos

   In youth we are plagued by desire; in later years, by the desire to feel desire.
 ~saying on Age by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Sweet childish days, that were as long,As twenty days are now.
 ~funny love quote by William Wordsworth, To a Butterfly

   Laughter sets the spirit free to move through even the most tragic of circumstances. It helps us shake our heads clear, get our feet back under us, restoring our sense of balance and purpose. Humor is integral to our peace of mind and to our ability to go beyond survival
 ~love by Captain Gerald Coffee POW in Vietnam for seven years

   Women.... Who made 'em? God must have been a... genius. Their hair. They say that the hair is everything, you know? Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls, and just wanted to go to sleep forever?
 ~sayings about love by Bo Goldman, The Start of an Education,made popular by the movie Scent of a Woman

   Joy is a flower that blooms when you do.
 ~quotes about Happiness by Author Unknown

   Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.
 ~funny love quote by Bill Veeck, 1975

   You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going
 ~saying on Children by P. J. O'Rourke

   Mirrors should think longer before they reflect.
 ~funny love quote by Jean Cocteau

   The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
 ~love by Max Stirner, The Ego and His Own

   No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth
 ~sayings about love by Robert Southey

   Modern cynics and skeptics... see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing.
 ~quotes about Teachers by John F. Kennedy

   The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had.
 ~funny love quote by Author Unknown

   Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive. Has any act of selfishness ever equaled the carnage perpetrated by disciples of altruism?
 ~saying on History by Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead

   To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
 ~funny love quote by Jack Handey

   Illusions commend themselves to us because they save us pain and allow us to enjoy pleasure instead. We must therefore accept it without complaint when they sometimes collide with a bit of reality against which they are dashed to pieces.
 ~love by Sigmund Freud

   Do not do an immoral thing for moral reasons.
 ~sayings about love by Thomas Hardy, Jude the Obscure, 1875

   Our death is not an end if we can live on in our children and the younger generation. For they are us, our bodies are only wilted leaves on the tree of life.
 ~quotes about Death by Albert Einstein

   Friends are relatives you make for yourself.
 ~funny love quote by Eustache Deschamps

   Retreat, hell! We're just advancing in another direction.
 ~saying on Perspective by Oliver Prince Smith

   Fear: False Evidence Appearing Real.
 ~funny love quote by Author Unknown

   Walks. The body advances, while the mind flutters around it like a bird.
 ~love by Jules Renard

   When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world.
 ~sayings about love by John Muir

   Men are just as sensitive, and in some ways more sensitive, than women are.
 ~quotes about Relationship by Barbara De Angelis

   Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.
 ~funny love quote by John Wilmot

   You will turn over many a futile new leaf till you learn we must all write on scratched-out pages.
 ~saying on Wise Words by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Most people are in a factory from nine till five. Their job may be to turn out 263 little circles. At the end of the week they're three short and somebody has a go at them. On Saturday afternoons they deserve something to go and shout about.
 ~funny love quote by Rodney Marsh, 1969

   Freiend are who should be standing beside you in gold and even in dirt. for them to be called good friends
 ~love by


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