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   We work for praise, and dawdle once we have it.
 ~quotes about Effort by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   The first question which the priest and the Levite asked was: If I stop to help this man, what will happen to me? But... the good Samaritan reversed the question: If I do not stop to help this man, what will happen to him?
 ~funny love quote and sayings by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   They can hollar at the uniform all they want, but when they hollar at the man wearing the uniform, they're in trouble
 ~saying on Baseball by Umpire Joe Brinkman

   The distance is nothing; it is only the first step that is difficult.
 ~funny love quote and sayings by Marie de Vichy-Chamrond, Marquise du Deffand, letter to Jean Le Rond d'Alembert, 7 July 1763

   Helping your eldest to pick a college is one of the greatest educational experiences of life - for the parents. Next to trying to pick his bride, it's the best way to learn that your authority, if not entirely gone, is slipping fast.
 ~love by Sally and James Reston

   A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
 ~sayings about love by Jimmy Cannon

   I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.
 ~quotes about Books Reading by Groucho Marx

   Often, the surest way to convey information is to tell the strict truth.
 ~funny love quote and sayings by Mark Twain

   There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them
 ~saying on Retirement by Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

   There were honest people long before there were Christians and there are, God be praised, still honest people where there are no Christians. It could therefore easily be possible that people are Christians because true Christianity corresponds to what they would have been even if Christianity did not exist.
 ~funny love quote and sayings by G.C. Lichtenberg

   God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.
 ~love by Alfred Jarry, Gestes et Opinions du Docteur Faustroll Pataphysicien, 1911

   It is not so much our friends' help that helps us, as the confidence of their help.
 ~sayings about love by Epicurus

   The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
 ~quotes about Funny Saying by Robin Williams

   Tennis is not a gentle game. Psychologically, it is vicious. That people are only just beginning to come to terms with this fact illustrates just how big a con trick has been perpetrated on the non-playing tennis public - and even a few players, usually losing players - for decades.
 ~funny love quote and sayings by Richard Evans

   To the degree we're not living our dreams, our comfort zone has more control of us than we have over ourselves
 ~saying on Dreams by Peter McWilliams Author

   Bush is in a strong position -- for now. Let's hope he knows that politics won't stay pleasantly boring forever
 ~funny love quote and sayings by National Review Online

   He has not learned the first lesson of life who does not every day surmount a fear.

 ~love by Emerson

   You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip
 ~sayings about love by Jonathan Carroll, "Outside the Dog Museum"

   The eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love.
 ~quotes about Love by Margaret Atwood

   There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.
 ~funny love quote and sayings by Robert Louis Stevenson

   Just as we outgrow a pair of trousers, we outgrow acquaintances, libraries, principles, etc., at times before they're worn out and times - and this is the worst of all - before we have new ones.
 ~saying on Self-Discovery by G.C. Lichtenberg

   Your religion is what you do when the sermon is over.
 ~funny love quote and sayings by Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

   Earth laughs in flowers.
 ~love by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Hamatreya

   Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest.
 ~sayings about love by Douglas William Jerrold, about Australia, A Land of Plenty

   The discovery of song and the creation of musical instruments both owed their origin to a human impulse which lies much deeper than conscious intention: the need for rhythm in life… the need is a deep one, transcending thought, and disregarded at our peril.
 ~quotes about Music by Richard Baker

   Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
 ~funny love quote and sayings by Voltaire

   Your money, or your life. We know what to do when a burglar makes this demand of us, but not when God does.
 ~saying on Money by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   When he wrote a letter, he would put that which was most material in the postscript, as if it had been a by-matter.
 ~funny love quote and sayings by Francis Bacon, Of Cunning, Essays

   Trees are your best antiques.
 ~love by Alexander Smith

   It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.
 ~sayings about love by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else
 ~quotes about Women's Greetings by Bella Abzug

   One man cannot hold another man down in the ditch without remaining down in the ditch with him.
 ~funny love quote and sayings by Booker T. Washington

   The contemplative life is often miserable. One must act more, think less, and not watch oneself live.
 ~saying on Self-Discovery by Nicolas Chamfort

   Before I can live with other folks I've got to live with myself. The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
 ~funny love quote and sayings by Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird

   He who despairs over an event is a coward, but he who holds hope for the human condition is a fool.
 ~love by Albert Camus

   No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
 ~sayings about love by George Jean Nathan

   Perhaps the truth depends on a walk around the lake.
 ~quotes about Self-Discovery by Wallace Stevens

   Everybody should have his personal sounds to listen for - sounds that will make him exhilarated and alive or quite and calm.... One of the greatest sounds of them all - and to me it is a sound - is utter, complete silence.
 ~funny love quote and sayings by Andre Kostelanetz

   If you pick 'em up, O Lord, I'll put 'em down.
 ~saying on Walking by Author Unknown, Prayer of the Tired Walker

   There is no wealth but life.
 ~funny love quote and sayings by John Ruskin

   Thou art gone from my gaze like a beautiful dream.And I seek thee in vain by the meadow and stream.
 ~love by George Linley

   Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
 ~sayings about love by Mel Brooks

   A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken
 ~quotes about Housewarming by James Dent

   No man is sane who does not know how to be insane on proper occasions.
 ~funny love quote and sayings by Henry Ward Beecher

   What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it
 ~saying on Columbus Day by Margot Asquith

   In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
 ~funny love quote and sayings by Ambrose Bierce

   Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
 ~love by Wernher Von Braun

   Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.
 ~sayings about love by Peter De Vries

   It is not how much we do, but how much love we put in the doing. It is not how much we give, but how much love we put in the giving
 ~quotes about Love by Mother Teresa

   Those who gave away their wings are sad not to see them fly.
 ~funny love quote and sayings by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   The earth laughs in flowers
 ~saying on Cute by ee cummings

   Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
 ~funny love quote and sayings by Robert Orben

   I know some sisters who only see each other on Mother's Day and some who will never speak again. But most are like my sister and me... linked by volatile love, best friends who make other best friends ever so slightly less best.
 ~love by Patricia Volk

   Progress always involves risks. You can't steal second base and keep your foot on first.
 ~sayings about love by Frederick B. Wilcox

   Does 'anal-retentive' have a hyphen?
 ~quotes about Perfection by Alison Bechdel, 1990 Dykes to Watch Out For calendar (Thank you, Chelsea.)

   Passion is universal humanity. Without it religion, history, romance and art would be useless.
 ~funny love quote and sayings by Honoré de Balzac

   They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and no moon above
 ~saying on Valentine's Day by From a song

   All men whilst they are awake are in one common world: but each of them, when he is asleep, is in a world of his own.
 ~funny love quote and sayings by Plutarch

   Life is eternal and love is immortal; And death is only a horizon, And a horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight
 ~love by Rossiter W. Raymond


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