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   If you hear a voice within you say you cannot paint, then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.
 ~quotes about Confidence by Vincent Van Gogh

   In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race - never quite sane in the night.
 ~funny little sayings by Mark Twain

   But what minutes! Count them by sensation, and not by calendars, and each moment is a day.
 ~saying on Time by Benjamin Disraeli

   God understands our prayers even when we can't find the words to say them
 ~funny little sayings by Author Unknown

   Without love, benevolence becomes egotism
 ~little by Martin Luther King Jr.

   Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier
 ~sayings about little by Dan Bennett

   God uses suffering as a whetstone, to make men sharp with
 ~quotes about Adversity by Henry Ward Beecher

   Nature wants us to enjoy life to the full and die without giving it a second thought; Christianity wants the opposite.
 ~funny little sayings by Sainte-Beuve, Les Cahiers

   Football is a game played for 90 minutes by 22 men, and Germany always win.


 ~saying on Sports by Gary Linneker

   Finish last in your league and they call you Idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you Doctor.
 ~funny little sayings by Abe Lemons

   When you're in the midst of a blizzard, you don't shovel your driveway ... you scrape the pileup of snow off your roof to keep your house from falling in. Some of that snow may fall on a guest approaching your porch ... too bad
 ~little by John DeLasaux

   Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn't, too.
 ~sayings about little by Will Rogers

   Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess.
 ~quotes about Clothing by Edna Woolman Chase

   Poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world.
 ~funny little sayings by Percy Byshe Shelley

   Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton asked why.
 ~saying on Curiosity by Bernard Baruch

   If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.
 ~funny little sayings by Johann von Goethe

   Why always not yet? Do flowers in spring say not yet?
 ~little by Norman Douglas

   We spend our days in deliberating, and we end them without coming to any resolve.
 ~sayings about little by L'Estrange

   Where there is no vision, people perish.
 ~quotes about Career by Emerson

   Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
 ~funny little sayings by Heywood Hale Brown

   Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules.
 ~saying on Light by Douglas Adams

   Hope is faith holding out its hand in the dark.
 ~funny little sayings by George Iles

   Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there someday.
 ~little by A.A. Milne

   Many politicians are in the habit of laying it down as a self-evident proposition that no people ought to be free till they are fit to use their freedom. The maxim is worthy of the fool in the old story who resolved not to go into the water till he had learned to swim.
 ~sayings about little by Thomas Macaulay

   Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships
 ~quotes about Women's Greetings by James Shubert

   The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up.
 ~funny little sayings by Author Unknown

   I am beautiful as I am. I am the shape that was gifted. My breasts are no longer perky and upright like when I was a teenager. My hips are wider than that of a fashion model's. For this I am glad, for these are the signs of a life lived.
 ~saying on Feminism by Cindy Olsen, co-owner of The Body Objective

   The prerequisite for making love is to like someone enormously
 ~funny little sayings by Helen Gurley Brown

   God, that dumping ground of our dreams.
 ~little by Jean Rostand, Carnets d'un Biologiste, 1962

   When one has one's hand full of truth it is not always wise to open it.
 ~sayings about little by French Proverb

   Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls
 ~quotes about Love Quotes by Mother Teresa

   Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and fans the bonfire.
 ~funny little sayings by François Duc de La Rochefoucauld

   Why are sex and violence always linked? I'm afraid they'll blur together in people's minds - sexandviolence - until we can't tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.
 ~saying on Violence by Dick Cavett, 1978

   The joy of music should never be interrupted by a commercial.
 ~funny little sayings by Leonard Bernstein

   The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself.
 ~little by Rita Mae Brown, Venus Envy

   Could life so end, half told; its school so fail? Soul, soul, there is a sequel to thy tale!
 ~sayings about little by Robert Mowry Bell

   There is no need to reach high for the starsThey are already within you - just reach deep into yourself!
 ~quotes about Graduation by The Quote Garden

   I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate.
 ~funny little sayings by Lucan

   The highest of all arts, and the most rewarding, is the art of living.
 ~saying on Living by

   Better the occasional faults of a government that lives in a spirit of charity than the consistent omissions of a government frozen in the ice of its own indifference.
 ~funny little sayings by Franklin D. Roosevelt

   Though boys throw stones at frogs in sport, the frogs do not die in sport, but in earnest.
 ~little by Bion, Water and Land Animals, Plutarch

   The law embodies the story of a nation's development through many centuries, and it cannot be dealt with as if it contained only the axioms and corollaries of a book of mathematics.
 ~sayings about little by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., The Common Law

   The belly rules the mind.
 ~quotes about Food by Spanish Proverb

   Enduring habits I hate.... Yes, at the very bottom of my soul I feel grateful to all my misery and bouts of sickness and everything about me that is imperfect, because this sort of thing leaves me with a hundred backdoors through which I can escape from enduring habits.
 ~funny little sayings by Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, 1882

   They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.
 ~saying on Golden Mean by William Shakespeare

   Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them.
 ~funny little sayings by Vincent McNabb

   In a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.
 ~little by F. Scott Fitzgerald

   What a weird thing smoking is and I can't stop it. I feel cosy, have a sense of well-being when I'm smoking, poisoning myself, killing myself slowly. Not so slowly maybe. I have all kinds of pains I don't want to know about and I know that's what they're from. But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.
 ~sayings about little by Russell Hoban, Turtle Diary, 1975

   They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
 ~quotes about Women by Author Unknown

   In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
 ~funny little sayings by H.L. Mencken

   It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry.
 ~saying on Teenagers by Edgar W. Howe

   Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy.
 ~funny little sayings by Mark Twain

   The PC [political correctness] movement exists not in order to improve the well-being of those whose oppression it purports to combat. Rather, its purpose is to wrap its proponents in a kind of verbal comfort-blanket. Beneath its complacent cosiness and nauseating sanctimony, the intrepid shock-troops of 'populist authoritarianism' pretend that suppressing the language of prejudice is the same as eliminating prejudice itself. Smug and self-satisfied, having assuaged whatever guilt they may have felt through their attacks on the 'non-PC', they ignore the real inequalities, ignominies and powerlessness of those whom they pretend to champion. They are instead complacently content at their 'victory' in contorting the language of 'acceptable' discourse in the classroom, in the textbook and in the mass media.
 ~little by Erik Kowal, as posted on The Wordwizard Portal

   Let men tremble to win the hand of woman, unless they win along with it the utmost passion of her heart! Else it may be their miserable fortune, when some mightier touch than their own may have awakened all her sensibilities, to be reproached even for the calm content, the marble image of happiness, which they will have imposed upon her as the warm reality.
 ~sayings about little by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter

   Journalism is the ability to meet the challenge of filling space.
 ~quotes about Media Journalism by Rebecca West

   Heat, ma’am! I said; it was so dreadful here, that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.
 ~funny little sayings by Sydney Smith, Lady Holland’s Memoir (It's actually not about Arizona, but it fits!)

   When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
 ~saying on Philosophical by Friedrich Nietzche

   The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
 ~funny little sayings by David Gerrold

   In church, sacred music would make believers of us all - but preachers can be counted on to restore the balance.
 ~little by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960


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