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   Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
 ~quotes about Television by Ann Landers

   Be obscure clearly.
 ~funny license plate sayings by E.B. White

   To withdraw myself from myself has ever been my sole, my entire, my sincere motive in scribbling at all.
 ~saying on Writing by Lord Byron

   I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in.
 ~funny license plate sayings by John Muir, 1913, in L.M. Wolfe, ed., John Muir, John of the Mountains: The Unpublished Journals of

   If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater.
 ~license plate by Pam Brown

   Fishing is a... discipline in the equality of men - for all men are equal before fish.
 ~sayings about license plate by Herbert Hoover

   Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back.
 ~quotes about Dieting by Robert Quillen

   People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Leo J. Burke

   Who ever thought up the word Mammogram? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.
 ~saying on Medical by Jan King

   Prejudice is all in your head.
 ~funny license plate sayings by As seen on a button

   Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
 ~license plate by Woody Allen

   In the hope to meet, Shortly again, and make our absence sweet.
 ~sayings about license plate by Ben Jonson

   Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
 ~quotes about Age by Tom Stoppard

   You only live once; but if you live it right, once is enough.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Adam Marshall

   We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us
 ~saying on Friends by Unknown

   Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Groucho Marx

   The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live.
 ~license plate by Flora Whittemore

   Everybody ought to do at least two things each day that he hates to do, just for practice.
 ~sayings about license plate by William James

   If England are going to win this match, they're going to have to score a goal.
 ~quotes about Sports Soccer by Football

   Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Elbert Hubbard

   Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter which fork you use.
 ~saying on Manners by Emily Post

   Love, the strongest and deepest element in all life, the harbinger of hope, of joy, of ecstasy; love, the defier of laws, of all conventions; love, the freest, the most powerful molder of human destiny; how can such an all-compelling force be synonymous with that poor little State- and church-begotten weed, marriage?
 ~funny license plate sayings by Emma Goldman, Marriage and Love

   The American mass media have achieved what American political might could not: World domination.
 ~license plate by Akbar S. Ahmed

   We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn't matter.
 ~sayings about license plate by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   History with its flickering lamp stumbles along the trail of the past, trying to reconstruct its scenes, to revive its echoes, and kindle with pale gleams the passion of former days.
 ~quotes about History by Winston Churchill

   If I were personally to define religion, I would say that it is a bandage that man has invented to protect a soul made bloody by circumstances.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Theodore Dreiser, 1941

   But tell me: how did gold get to be the highest value? Because it is uncommon and useless and gleaming and gentle in its brilliance; it always gives itself. Only as an image of the highest virtue did gold get to be the highest value. The giver's glance gleams like gold. A golden brilliance concludes peace between the moon and the sun. Uncommon is the highest virtue and useless, it is gleaming and gentle in its brilliance: a gift-giving virtue is the highest virtue.
 ~saying on Money by Friedrich Nietzsche

   One of the definitions of sanity is the ability to tell real from unreal. Soon we'll need a new definition.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Alvin Toffler

   A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
 ~license plate by Irish Proverb

   We could use up two Eternities in learning all that is to be learned about our own world and the thousands of nations that have arisen and flourished and vanished from it. Mathematics alone would occupy me eight million years.
 ~sayings about license plate by Mark Twain

   A Foreign Secretary is forever poised between the cliché and the indiscretion.
 ~quotes about Diplomacy by Harold MacMillan

   Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Author Unknown

   Before we can pray, Lord, Thy Kingdom come, we must be willing to pray, My Kingdom go.
 ~saying on Prayer by Alan Redpath

   I never had any other desire so strong, and so like to covetousness, as that one which I have had always, that I might be master at last of a small house and a large Garden.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Abraham Cowley, The Garden, 1666

   It always amazes me to see people making a decision to never forgive. It’s like trying to punish their tormentors by harming themselves.
 ~license plate by Nisandeh Neta

   The flower that you hold in your hands was born today and already it is as old as you are.
 ~sayings about license plate by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book

   I take my only exercise acting as pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Mark Twain

   Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding
 ~saying on Patriot Day by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Steve Garvey

   Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.
 ~license plate by Chinese Proverb

   So many people spend their health gaining wealth, and then have to spend their wealth to regain their health.
 ~sayings about license plate by A.J. Reb Materi, Our Family

   The most exhausting thing in life is being insincere.
 ~quotes about Being Yourself by Anne Morrow Lindbergh

   I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the lower animals (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Mark Twain, Letters from the Earth, 1907

   Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.
 ~saying on Women by Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly

   I feel so agitated all the time, like a hamster in search of a wheel
 ~funny license plate sayings by Carrie Fisher

   Art is not a thing; it is a way.
 ~license plate by Elbert Hubbard

   Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed.
 ~sayings about license plate by Mao Zedong

   In a job, as in love, faults are thick where love is thin.
 ~quotes about Love by

   I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine, encourage me to grow
 ~funny license plate sayings by Cher

   When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart.
 ~saying on Prayer by John Bunyan

   I see rejection in my skin, worry in my cancers, bitterness and hate in my aching joints. I failed to take care of my mind, and so my body now goes to hospital.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Astrid Alauda

   Ideals are like stars; you will not succeed in touching them with your hands. But like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them you will reach your destiny.
 ~license plate by Carl Schurz, address, Faneuil Hall, Boston, 1859

   A man's brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a women's brain does.
 ~sayings about license plate by Barbara De Angelis

   Nothing diminishes anxiety faster than action.
 ~quotes about Action by Walter Anderson, The Confidence Course, 1997

   He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
 ~funny license plate sayings by Joseph Joubert

   Nothing begins, and nothing ends, that is not paid with moan; for we are born in other's pain, and perish in our own.
 ~saying on Curmudgeons by Francis Thompson

   I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
 ~funny license plate sayings by English professor, Ohio University

   Thanks to words, we have been able to rise above the brutes; and thanks to words, we have often sunk to the level of the demons.
 ~license plate by Aldous Huxley


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