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   Boredom is a sickness the cure for which is work; pleasure is only a palliative.
 ~quotes about Labor by Le Duc de Lévis, Mémoires

   No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
 ~funny kid sayings by George Bernard Shaw

   In a man's letters his soul lies naked.
 ~saying on Letters by Samuel Johnson

   Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to solve.
 ~funny kid sayings by Erich Fromm, Man for Himself, 1947

   History is philosophy teaching by examples.
 ~kid by Thucydides, The History of the Peloponnesian War

   In my youth, I stressed freedom, and in my old age I stress order. I have made the great discovery that liberty is a product of order
 ~sayings about kid by Will Durant

   Some marriages break up, and some do not, and in our world you can usually explain the former better than the latter.
 ~quotes about Marriage by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present.
 ~funny kid sayings by Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

   The supreme philosophy is fortitude, self-mastery. To become a money master, or success master, we must first become self-masters.
 ~saying on Self Discipline by

   No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change.
 ~funny kid sayings by Barbara De Angelis

   Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
 ~kid by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
 ~sayings about kid by W.C. Fields

   A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
 ~quotes about Cities by Herbert Prochnow

   Art hath an enemy called ignorance.
 ~funny kid sayings by Ben Jonson

   A lot of guys have had a lot of fun joking about Henry Ford because he admitted one time that he didn't know history. He don't know it, but history will know him. He has made more history than his critics ever read.
 ~saying on History by Will Rogers

   We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. Dead Poet's Society
 ~funny kid sayings by

   What we have are good gray ballplayers, playing a good gray game and reading the good gray Wall Street Journal. They have been brainwashed, dry-cleaned and dehydrated!... Wake up the echoes at the Hall of Fame and you will find that baseball's immortals were a rowdy and raucous group of men who would climb down off their plaques and go rampaging through Cooperstown, taking spoils.... Deplore it if you will, but Grover Cleveland Alexander drunk was a better pitcher than Grover Cleveland Alexander sober.
 ~kid by Bill Veeck, The Hustler's Handbook

   Serenity of spirit and turbulence of action should make up the sum of a man's life.
 ~sayings about kid by Vita Sackville-West

   First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly
 ~quotes about Birthdays by Branch Rickey

   Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.
 ~funny kid sayings by Lao Tzu

   I will follow the right side even to the fire, but excluding the fire if I can.
 ~saying on Integrity by Michel de Montaigne, translated

   Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
 ~funny kid sayings by Jean Rostand

   You cannot be both fashionable and first-rate.
 ~kid by Logan Pearsall Smith

   Mankind have banned the Divinity from their presence; they have relegated him to a sanctuary; the walls of the temple restrict his view; he does not exist outside of it.
 ~sayings about kid by Diderot, Pensées philosophiques, 1746

   Clapping with the right hand only will not produce a noise.
 ~quotes about Malay Saying by Malay

   Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
 ~funny kid sayings by Herbert Asquith

   To tell a woman everything she may not do is to tell her what she can do.
 ~saying on Feminism by Spanish Proverb

   Studies by Medical Corps psychiatrists of combat fatigue cases... found that fear of killing, rather than fear of being killed, was the most common cause of battle failure, and that fear of failure ran a strong second.
 ~funny kid sayings by S.L.A. Marshall

   Never be afraid to sit awhile and think.
 ~kid by Lorraine Hansberry, A Raisin in the Sun

   I... recommend to every one of my Readers, the keeping a Journal of their Lives for one Week, and setting down punctually their whole Series of Employments during that Space of Time. This kind of Self-Examination would give them a true State of themselves, and incline them to consider seriously what they are about. One Day would rectifie the Omissions of another, and make a Man weigh all those indifferent Actions, which, though they are easily forgotten, must certainly be accounted for.
 ~sayings about kid by Joseph Addison, 1712

   Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.
 ~quotes about Carpe Diem by Sydney J. Harris

   Love is not singular except in syllable
 ~funny kid sayings by Marvin Taylor

   My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.
 ~saying on Medical by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   To dare is to lose one's footing momentarily. To not dare is to lose oneself.
 ~funny kid sayings by Soren Kierkegaard

   Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
 ~kid by Seven Wright

   We were a little bit outnumbered there, it was two against two
 ~sayings about kid by Unknown

   Man is a knot into which relationships are tied.
 ~quotes about Relationships by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Flight to Arras, 1942, translated from French by Lewis Galantière

   Without geography, you're nowhere.
 ~funny kid sayings by Author Unknown

   The vow that binds too strictly snaps itself.
 ~saying on Wise Words by Alfred Lord Tennyson, The Last Tournament, Idylls of the King

   Would you keep a chive on your tooth just because you enjoyed last night's potato?
 ~funny kid sayings by From the television show Boston Common

   If we don't do something to simplify the tax system, we're going to end up with a national police force of internal revenue agents.
 ~kid by Leon Panetta

   It is wise to keep in mind that no success or failure is necessarily final.
 ~sayings about kid by Author Unknown

   We need to find the courage to say NO to the things and people that are not serving us if we want to rediscover ourselves and live our lives with authenticity.
 ~quotes about Self-reflection by Barbara De Angelis

   For me there is no greater subject than history. How a man can study it and not be forced to become a philosopher, I cannot tell.
 ~funny kid sayings by George E. Wilson

   In the infancy of societies, the chiefs of the state shape its institutions; later the institutions shape the chiefs of state.
 ~saying on Government by Baron de Montesquieu

   After all, I don't see why I am always asking for private, individual, selfish miracles when every year there are miracles like white dogwood.
 ~funny kid sayings by Anne Morrow Lindbergh

   Many gardeners will agree that hand-weeding is not the terrible drudgery that it is often made out to be. Some people find in it a kind of soothing monotony. It leaves their minds free to develop the plot for their next novel or to perfect the brilliant repartee with which they should have encountered a relative's latest example of unreasonableness.
 ~kid by Christopher Lloyd, The Well-Tempered Garden, 1973

   Every age has a keyhole to which its eye is pasted.
 ~sayings about kid by Mary McCarthy, On the Contrary

   The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.
 ~quotes about War by Albert Einstein, Atomic War or Peace, Atlantic Monthly, November 1945

   I have no more than twenty acres of ground, he replied, the whole of which I cultivate myself with the help of my children; and our labor keeps off from us the three great evils - boredom, vice, and want.
 ~funny kid sayings by Voltaire

   I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated
 ~saying on Celebrity by Howard Stern

   He who wants to do good knocks at the gate: he who loves finds the door open
 ~funny kid sayings by Rabrindranath Tagore

   To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
 ~kid by Enoch Powell

   Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen. Soccer is a gentleman's game played by beasts. Football is a beastly game played by beasts.
 ~sayings about kid by Henry Blaha, 1972

   [Self-]assurance is contemptible and fatal unless it is self-knowledge.
 ~quotes about Confidence by George Santayana, Character and Opinion in the United States, 1921

   The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, are of imagination all compact.
 ~funny kid sayings by William Shakespeare, Mid-Summer Night's Dream, 1595

   Do good and care not to whom.
 ~saying on Attitude by Italian Proverb

   Your life may be the only Bible some people read.
 ~funny kid sayings by Author Unknown

   Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.
 ~kid by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966


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