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   I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't workOf course it doesn't workWe are supposed to work it
 ~quotes about Election Day by Alexander Woollcott

   Every hero becomes a bore at last
 ~funny irish sayings by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get to see? Thirty-seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun. Doesn't that set your blood racing?
 ~saying on Golf by Peter Andrews

   Virtue would not go to such lengths if vanity did not keep her company.
 ~funny irish sayings by François de la Rochefoucauld

   Flowers... are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty outvalues all the utilities of the world.
 ~irish by Ralph Waldo Emerson, 1844

   When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income
 ~sayings about irish by Chi Chi Rodriguez

   A good slogan: LEARN HOW AND DO NOW.
 ~quotes about Attitude by

   Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies
 ~funny irish sayings by Honore de Balzac

   Racial superiority is a mere pigment of the imagination
 ~saying on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Author Unknown

   Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble.
 ~funny irish sayings by Doctor Leon of drleons.com

   [W]hen a historian enters into metaphysics he has gone to a far country from whose bourne he will never return a historian.
 ~irish by Shailer Mathews, The Spiritual Interpretation of History

   Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.
 ~sayings about irish by Rita Mae Brown

   Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.
 ~quotes about Habits by Mark Twain

   The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
 ~funny irish sayings by Mark Twain

   Break open a cherry tree and there are no flowers, but the spring breeze brings forth myriad blossoms.
 ~saying on Flowers by Ikkyu Sojun

   No sooner had Jesus knocked over the dragon of superstition than Paul boldly set it on its legs again in the name of Jesus.
 ~funny irish sayings by G.B. Shaw, Androcles and the Lion, 1912

   The payment of taxes gives a right to protection.
 ~irish by James M. Wayne

   It's important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not.
 ~sayings about irish by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Sharp words cut deeper than sharp swords.
 ~quotes about Personality by

   Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair.
 ~funny irish sayings by G.K. Chesterton

   Mother's love grows by giving.
 ~saying on Mothers by Charles Lamb

   The time you think you're missing, misses you too.
 ~funny irish sayings by Ymber Delecto

   How tired God must be of guilt and loneliness, for that is all we ever bring to Him.
 ~irish by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.
 ~sayings about irish by Stewart Udall

   With the tears a Land hath shed, Their graves should ever be green.
 ~quotes about Patriot Day by Thomas Bailey Aldrich

   We have to have faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believes she has great legs. And if she suspects that she might have great legs, then she's convinced that she has a shrill voice and no neck.
 ~funny irish sayings by Cynthia Heimel

   The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don't have any.
 ~saying on Success by Alice Walker

   The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
 ~funny irish sayings by George Deukmejian

   All unimportant matters drop off you in ragdoll pose. Very few things are genuinely important. The Truth sways before you.
 ~irish by Terri Guillemets

   The life spark in my eyes is in no way different than the life spark in the eyes of any other sentient being.
 ~sayings about irish by Michael Stepaniak, quoted in Joanne Stepaniak, The Vegan Sourcebook, 1998

   A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves - a special kind of double.
 ~quotes about Sisters by Toni Morrison

   Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
 ~funny irish sayings by Mark Twain

   How orderly philosophical is the landscape, are all the inhabitants of this World! It is the creation of a god who ever plays the geometer.
 ~saying on Religion by Aldous Huxley, Music at Night

   You can't truthfully explain your smallest action without fully revealing your character.
 ~funny irish sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
 ~irish by Steven Wright

   There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.
 ~sayings about irish by Michel de Montaigne

   Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
 ~quotes about Love by William Shakespeare

   Everyone’s responsibility is to make the lost of his best talents.
 ~funny irish sayings by

   The race advances only by the extra achievements of the individual. You are the individual.
 ~saying on Helping by Charles Towne

   You know you're from Arizona when you drive two miles around a parking lot looking for a shady place - even in the dead of winter.
 ~funny irish sayings by Local Saying

   Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves.
 ~irish by D.H. Lawrence, Classical American Literature, 1922

   It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.
 ~sayings about irish by Robert Lynd

   If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
 ~quotes about Famous Saying by Seymour Cray

   We seek peace, knowing that peace is the climate of freedom.
 ~funny irish sayings by Dwight D. Eisenhower

   You give but little when you give of your possessionsIt is when you give of yourself that you truly give
 ~saying on Sweetest Day by Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet

   Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
 ~funny irish sayings by C.S. Lewis

   The deep pain that is felt at the death of every friendly soul arises from the feeling that there is in every individual something which is inexpressible, peculiar to him alone, and is, therefore, absolutely and irretrievably lost.
 ~irish by Arthur Schopenhauer

   A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it.
 ~sayings about irish by Henry David Thoreau

   In time of test, family is best.
 ~quotes about Family by Burmese Proverb

   Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.
 ~funny irish sayings by G.K. Chesterton

   There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
 ~saying on Sleep by Author Unknown

   The thief and the murderer follow nature just as much as the philanthropist.
 ~funny irish sayings by T.H. Huxley, Evolution and Ethics, 1893

   Friendship is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth.
 ~irish by

   There is this to be said for walking: It's the one mode of human locomotion by which a man proceeds on his own two feet, upright, erect, as a man should be, not squatting on his rear haunches like a frog.
 ~sayings about irish by Edward Abbey

   A wise man is not governed by others, nor does he try to govern them; he prefers that reason alone prevail.
 ~quotes about Miscellaneous by La Bruyère, Characters, 1688

   Take most people, they're crazy about cars. They worry if they get a little scratch on them, and they're always talking about how many miles they get to a gallon, and if they get a brand-new car already they start thinking about trading it in for one that's even newer. I don't even like old cars. I mean they don't even interest me. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake.
 ~funny irish sayings by J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye

   The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
 ~saying on Adversity by Bernard M. Baruch

   What you have to live without, is better not to think about.
 ~funny irish sayings by

   The imperfections of a man, his frailties, his faults, are just as important as his virtues. You can't separate them. They're wedded.
 ~irish by Henry Miller


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