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   The god who is reputed to have created fleas to keep dogs from moping over their situation must also have created fundamentalists to keep rationalists from getting flabby. Let us be duly thankful for out blessings.
 ~quotes about Religion by Garrett Hardin

   Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.
 ~funny irish saying by Albert Schweitzer

   Love sought is good, but given unsought is better
 ~saying on Love Quotes by William Shakespeare

   Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events, not of words. Trust movement.
 ~funny irish saying by Alfred Adler

   Logic is neither a science nor an art, but a dodge.
 ~irish by Benjamin Jowett

   The goal of all civilization, all religious thought, and all that sort of thing is simply to have a good timeBut man gets so solemn over the process that he forgets the end
 ~sayings about irish by Don Marquis

   No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
 ~quotes about Funny Saying by Mark Twain

   It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.
 ~funny irish saying by Malcolm Potts, MD

   The aim of every artist is to arrest motion, which is life, by artificial means and hold it fixed so that a hundred years later, when a stranger looks at it, it moves again since it is life.
 ~saying on Art by William Faulkner

   Luxury is an ancient notion. There was once a Chinese mandarin who had himself wakened three times every morning simply for the pleasure of being told it was not yet time to get up.
 ~funny irish saying by Argosy

   Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized.
 ~irish by Margaret Atwood

   Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.
 ~sayings about irish by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   No one should be able to enter a wilderness by mechanical means.
 ~quotes about Driving by Garrett Hardin, The Ecologist, February 1974

   Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.
 ~funny irish saying by American Proverb

   Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.
 ~saying on Faith by George Seaton

   A door that seems to stand open must be a man's size, or it is not the door that Providence means for him.
 ~funny irish saying by Henry Ward Beecher

   Retire from work, but not from life
 ~irish by M.K. Soni

   I don't like standard beauty - there is no beauty without strangeness.
 ~sayings about irish by Karl Lagerfeld

   A man without a wife is like a vase without flowers.
 ~quotes about Marriage by African Proverb

   History is the most dangerous product which the chemistry of the mind has concocted. Its properties are well known. It produces dreams and drunkenness. It fills people with false memories, exaggerates their reactions, exacerbates old grievances, torments them in their repose, and encourages either a delirium of grandeur or a delusion of persecution. It makes whole nations bitter, arrogant, insufferable and vainglorious.
 ~funny irish saying by Paul Valéry, Regards sur le Monde Actuel

   Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
 ~saying on Driving by Author unknown, as seen on a T-shirt

   Because I took a moment to speak
And you took a second to smile
A tiny part of me will leave with you
And a little bit of you will stay.
 ~funny irish saying by Jevan

   May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.
 ~irish by Irish Blessing

   Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
 ~sayings about irish by Author Unknown

   Life is so largely controlled by chance that its conduct can be but a perpetual improvisation.
 ~quotes about Life by W. Somerset Maugham

   We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere
 ~funny irish saying by Tim McGraw

   Bad is never good until worse happens
 ~saying on Adversity by Danish Proverb

   Yes, we love peace, but we are not willing to take wounds for it, as we are for war.
 ~funny irish saying by John Andrew Holmes, Wisdom in Small Doses

   Hope is patience with the lamp lit.
 ~irish by Tertullian

   Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind.
 ~sayings about irish by Seneca

   History paints the human heart.
 ~quotes about History by Napoleon I

   Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
 ~funny irish saying by Mark Twain

   Man becomes man only by his intelligence, but he is man only by his heart.
 ~saying on Intelligence by Henri Frederic Amiel

   Unlike any other business in the United States, sports must preserve an illusion of perfect innocence. The mounting of this illusion defines the purpose and accounts for the immense wealth of American sports. It is the ceremony of innocence that the fans pay to see - not the game or the match or the bout, but the ritual portrayal of a world in which time stops and all hope remains plausible, in which everybody present can recover the blameless expectations of a child, where the forces of light always triumph over the powers of darkness.
 ~funny irish saying by Lewis H. Lapham, Money and Class in America, 1988

   A man's library is a sort of harem.
 ~irish by Ralph Waldo Emerson, The Conduct of Life, 1860

   When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
 ~sayings about irish by Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894

   One should no more deplore homosexuality than left-handedness.
 ~quotes about Homosexuality by Towards a Quaker View of Sex, 1964

   You are digging for the answers until your fingers bleed, to satisfy the hunger, to satiate the need.... And as you pray in your darkness for wings to set you free, you are bound to your silent legacy.
 ~funny irish saying by Melissa Etheridge, Silent Legacy, Yes I Am, 1993

   Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.
 ~saying on Music by Robert Benchley

   Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.
 ~funny irish saying by Robert Frost

   I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation.
 ~irish by Malcolm Muggeridge

   What he had yearned to embrace was not the flesh but a downy spirit, a spark, the impalpable angel that inhabits the flesh.
 ~sayings about irish by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand and Stars, 1939, translated from French by Lewis Galantière

   Only dead fish swim with the stream.
 ~quotes about Conformity by Malcolm Muggeridge

   Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
 ~funny irish saying by Author Unknown

   You must pay taxes. But there's no law that says you gotta leave a tip.
 ~saying on Taxes by Morgan Stanley advertisement

   Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.
 ~funny irish saying by Chi Chi Rodriguez

   That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
 ~irish by William J.H. Boetcker

   A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
 ~sayings about irish by Carl Sandburg

   As I said before, I never repeat myself.
 ~quotes about Humor by

   Walking takes longer... than any other known form of locomotion except crawling. Thus it stretches time and prolongs life. Life is already too short to waste on speed.
 ~funny irish saying by Edward Abbey, Walking

   The average person could increase his income 20% by increasing his thinking 1%. One percent of your day is 14 minutes. Is that too much time to spend to increase your income 20%? Every day asks yourself: what one thing can I do today to increase my income? Asking yourself a question impels you to think to find the answer.
 ~saying on Wealth by

   We have just barely started our voyage of discovery.
 ~funny irish saying by

   Every truth passes through three stages before it is recognized. In the first, it is ridiculed, in the second it is opposed, in the third it is regarded as self-evident.
 ~irish by Arthur Schopenhauer

   A woman wears her tears like jewelry.
 ~sayings about irish by Author Unknown

   What is patriotism but the love of the food one ate as a child?
 ~quotes about Patriotism by Lin Yutang

   The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
 ~funny irish saying by Warren G. Bennis

   Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late, and not in the barroom downstairs?
 ~saying on Very True by Christopher Morley, Contribution to a Contribution

   Changing our thoughts and attitudes requires effort. But anything that doesn’t require effort isn’t worth having.
 ~funny irish saying by

   Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
 ~irish by


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