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   Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
 ~quotes about Forgiveness by Paul Boese

   A person who chooses to die or to risk death demonstrates that there are values, principles, maxims, that are more valuable to him than is life itself. In short, he places his immortal self above his mortal self. Nothing goes by luck in composition. It allows of no tricks. The best you can write will be the best you are
 ~funny irish quote by Henry David Thoreau

   Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone
 ~saying on Thank You. by G.B. Stern

   We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork.
 ~funny irish quote by Milton Friedman

   Like everybody who is not in love, he thought one chose the person to be loved after endless deliberations and on the basis of particular qualities or advantages.
 ~irish by Marcel Proust, Remembrance of Things Past: Cities of the Plain, 1922

   A man will turn over half a library to make one book.
 ~sayings about irish by Samuel Johnson

   Life is too short for traffic.
 ~quotes about Driving by Dan Bellack

   Pain reaches the heart with electrical speed, but truth moves to the heart as slowly as a glacier.
 ~funny irish quote by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

   The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft we can all declare homosexuality instead of running off to Canada.
 ~saying on Homosexuality by Lorne Bloch

   Retirement is like a long vacation in Las VegasThe goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money
 ~funny irish quote by Jonathan Clements

   Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed.
 ~irish by Robert Gallagher

   He that struggles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skillOur antagonist is our helper
 ~sayings about irish by Edmund Burke, The Revolution in France, 1790

   Our society's values are being corrupted by advertising's insistence on the equation: Youth equals popularity, popularity equals success, success equals happiness.
 ~quotes about Advertising by John Fisher, The Plot to Make You Buy, 1968

   We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude.
 ~funny irish quote by Cynthia Ozick

   Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
 ~saying on Reality by Jennifer Yane

   Libraries are the wardrobes of literature, whence men, properly informed may bring forth something for ornament, much for curiosity, and more for use.
 ~funny irish quote by William Dyer

   I travel a lot; I hate having my life disrupted by routine.
 ~irish by Caskie Stinnett

   Home is the place where, when you have to go there,They have to take you in.
 ~sayings about irish by Robert Frost, The Death of the Hired Man

   If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
 ~quotes about Science by Henry J. Tillman

   The clock of life is wound but once, and no one has the power, To tell just when its hands will stop, at late or early hour, So do today that noble deed, pursue it with a will, Delay not till tomorrow, your hands may then be still.
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   Creditors have better memories than debtors.
 ~saying on Debt by Benjamin Franklin

   Oh that this too too solid flesh would melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew.
 ~funny irish quote by William Shakespeare, Hamlet

   The best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love
 ~irish by William Wordsworth

   I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn
 ~sayings about irish by C.E. Cowman

   I have a hankering to go back to the Orient and discard my necktie. Neckties strangle clear thinking.
 ~quotes about Clothing by Lin Yutang

   The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary.
 ~funny irish quote by Elbert Hubbard

   The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.
 ~saying on Goals by Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead

   To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of ignorance.
 ~funny irish quote by A. Bronson Alcott

   The road was new to me, as roads always are going back.
 ~irish by Sarah Orne Jewett, The Country Road of Pointed Firs, 1896

   The game of history is usually played by the best and the worst over the heads of the majority in the middle.
 ~sayings about irish by Eric Hoffer, The True Believer

   God is less careful than General Motors, for He floods the world with factory rejects.
 ~quotes about Humankind by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Men can live without air a few minutes, without water for about two weeks, without food for about two months - and without a new thought for years on end.
 ~funny irish quote by Kent Ruth

   It is the common wonder of all men, how among so many millions of faces, there should be none alike.
 ~saying on Faces by Thomas Browne, Religio Medici

   If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man can have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
 ~funny irish quote by Henry Ford

   One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, Is it half full or half empty? So I drank the water. No more problem.
 ~irish by Alexander Jodorowsky

   Focus on your potential instead of your limitations
 ~sayings about irish by Alan Loy Mcginnis

   You are a human being. You have rights inherent in that reality. You have dignity and worth that exists prior to law.
 ~quotes about Human Rights by Lyn Beth Neylon

   The thrift that does not make a man charitable sours into avarice.
 ~funny irish quote by M.W. Harrison

   God hides things by putting them all around us.
 ~saying on Self-Discovery by Author Unknown

   Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.
 ~funny irish quote by Art Rosenbaum

   I think that I cannot preserve my health and spirits, unless I spend four hours a day at least - and it is commonly more than that - sauntering through the woods and over the hills and fields, absolutely free from all worldly engagements.
 ~irish by Henry David Thoreau

   Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
 ~sayings about irish by Redd Foxx

   Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
 ~quotes about Medical by Erma Bombeck

   I got the blues thinking of the future, so I left off and made some marmalade. It's amazing how it cheers one up to shred oranges and scrub the floor.
 ~funny irish quote by D.H. Lawrence

   The human race has had long experience and a fine tradition in surviving adversity. But we now face a task for which we have little experience, the task of surviving prosperity.
 ~saying on Society by Alan Gregg

   I am annoyed by individuals who are embarrassed by pauses in a conversation. To me, every conversational pause refreshes.
 ~funny irish quote by George Sanders

   Embalm, v.: To cheat vegetation by locking up the gases upon which it feeds. By embalming their dead and thereby deranging the natural balance between animal and vegetable life, the Egyptians made their once fertile and populous country barren and incapable of supporting more than a meagre crew. The modern metallic burial casket is a step in the same direction, and many a dead man who ought now to be ornamenting his neighbor's lawn as a tree, or enriching his table as a bunch of radishes, is doomed to a long inutility. We shall get him after awhile if we are spared, but in the meantime the violet and the rose are languishing for a nibble at his glutaeus maximus.
 ~irish by Ambrose Bierce

   I was put on this Earth To sing ANd bring JoY!!!!!!
 ~sayings about irish by Paulina

   It is incontestable that music induces in us a sense of the infinite and the contemplation of the invisible.
 ~quotes about Music by Victor de LaPrade

   Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them.
 ~funny irish quote by Andrew V. Mason

   [An intellectual] is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
 ~saying on Music by John Chesson

   Nothing is worth more than this day.
 ~funny irish quote by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

   Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
 ~irish by William Feather

   A man who should act, for one day, on the supposition that all the people about him were influenced by the religion which they professed would find himself ruined by night.
 ~sayings about irish by Thomas Macaulay

   Love one another and you will be happyIt's as simple and as difficult as that
 ~quotes about Weddings by Michael Leunig

   Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
 ~funny irish quote by John F. Kennedy, 1961

   What we love to do we find time to do
 ~saying on Love Quotes by John L. Spalding

   Garden writing is often very tame, a real waste when you think how opinionated, inquisitive, irreverent and lascivious gardeners themselves tend to be. Nobody talks much about the muscular limbs, dark, swollen buds, strip-tease trees and unholy beauty that have made us all slaves of the Goddess Flora.
 ~funny irish quote by Ketzel Levine's talkingplants.com

   You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched
 ~irish by Edgar Watson Howe, Country Town Sayings, 1911


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