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   Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding.
 ~quotes about Peace by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   When you throw dirt, you lose ground.
 ~funny inspirational quote by Texan Proverb

   A friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out
 ~saying on For a Friend by Grace Pulpit

   What boundary ever set limits to the service of mankind
 ~funny inspirational quote by Claudian

   Nothing ever gets anywhere. The earth keeps turning round and gets nowhere. The moment is the only thing that counts.
 ~funny by Jean Cocteau, Professional Secrets, 1922

   It takes all the running you can do just to keep in the same place.
 ~sayings about funny by Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass, 1872

   Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages.
 ~quotes about Animal Rights by Thomas A. Edison

   Every man is the architect of his own fortune
 ~funny inspirational quote by Sallust

   A lovely horse is always an experience.... It is an emotional experience of the kind that is spoiled by words.
 ~saying on Horses by Beryl Markham

   A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
 ~funny inspirational quote by Kin Hubbard

   Too many develop every talent except the talent to use all other talents – will power.
 ~funny by

   Don't make excuses - make good.
 ~sayings about funny by Elbert Hubbard

   I cannot afford to waste my time making money.
 ~quotes about Money by Louis Agassiz

   I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.
 ~funny inspirational quote by G.K. Chesterton

   Philosophy is just a hobby. You can't open a philosophy factory.
 ~saying on Philosophy by Dewey Selmon

   The plague of mankind is the fear and rejection of diversity: monotheism, monarchy, monogamy and, in our age, monomedicine. The belief that there is only one right way to live, only one right way to regulate religious, political, sexual, medical affairs is the root cause of the greatest threat to man: members of his own species, bent on ensuring his salvation, security, and sanity.
 ~funny inspirational quote by Thomas Szasz

   As the sun colors flowers, so does art color life.
 ~funny by John Lubbock

   A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
 ~sayings about funny by Miguel de Cervantes

   I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.
 ~quotes about Inner Child by Bob Seger, Against the Wind

   My idea is that there is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require.
 ~funny inspirational quote by Edward Elgar

   If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all.
 ~saying on Children by Pearl S. Buck

   It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.
 ~funny inspirational quote by Benjamin Disraeli

   There is one word which may serve as a rule of practice for all one's life - reciprocity.
 ~funny by Confucius

   If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.
 ~sayings about funny by Jean Kerr

   No man is truly great who is great only in his own lifetime. The test of greatness is the page of history.
 ~quotes about Greatness by William Hazlitt, Table Talk, 1822

   Idleness is the beginning of all vices.
 ~funny inspirational quote by Proverb

   For the spirit of Christmas fulfils the greatest hunger of mankind
 ~saying on Christmas by Loring A. Schuler

   Music has been my playmate, my lover, and my crying towel.
 ~funny inspirational quote by Buffy Sainte-Marie

   It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class
 ~funny by Author Unknown

   Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
 ~sayings about funny by Casey Stengel

   Human consciousness arose but a minute before midnight on the geological clock. Yet we mayflies try to bend an ancient world to our purposes, ignorant perhaps of the messages buried in its long history. Let us hope that we are still in the early morning of our April day.
 ~quotes about Humankind by Stephen Jay Gould, Our Allotted Lifetimes, The Panda's Thumb, 1980

   Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
 ~funny inspirational quote by Katharine Hepburn

   Facts, words, people and other concepts are the building blocks of thought. Compare, combine, or associate them. That’s thinking. Anyone can do it.
 ~saying on Celebrity by

   Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
 ~funny inspirational quote by Mark Twain

   You can never plan the future by the past.
 ~funny by Edmund Burke, Letter to a Member of the National Assembly

   The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never.
 ~sayings about funny by Yiddish Proverb

   I've spent most of my life walking under that hovering cloud, jealousy, whose acid raindrops blurred my vision and burned holes in my heart.
 ~quotes about Jealousy by Astrid Alauda

   The entrepreneur works ON the business. The technician works IN the business.
 ~funny inspirational quote by Jo Han Mok

   The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money
 ~saying on Graduation by Author Unknown

   A man's as miserable as he thinks he is.
 ~funny inspirational quote by Seneca

   The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure.
 ~funny by Dale Carnegie

   Eighteen holes of match or medal play will teach you more about your foe than will 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.
 ~sayings about funny by Grantland Rice

   A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
 ~quotes about Trust by Paul Sweeney

   A morning-glory at my window satisfies me more than the metaphysics of books.
 ~funny inspirational quote by Walt Whitman

   Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
 ~saying on Laughter by Josh Billings

   If a politician murders his mother, the first response of the press or of his opponents will likely be not that it was a terrible thing to do, but rather that in a statement made six years before he had gone on record as being opposed to matricide.
 ~funny inspirational quote by Meg Greenfield

   The negative is the equivalent of the composer's score, and the print the performance.
 ~funny by Ansel Adams

   Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
 ~sayings about funny by David Frost

   Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
 ~quotes about Humor by David Letterman

   Only you can set you free.
 ~funny inspirational quote by Living Colour, Cult of Personality

   Most history is guessing, and the rest is prejudice.
 ~saying on History by Will and Ariel Durant, Our Oriental Heritage

   The sinning is the best part of repentance.
 ~funny inspirational quote by Arab Proverb

   Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!
 ~funny by Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836

   In reality, hope is the worst of all evils, because it prolongs man's torments.
 ~sayings about funny by Friedrich Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human, 1878

   There is no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it.
 ~quotes about Pleasure by Ovid, Metamorphoses

   I am chained to the earth to pay for the freedom of my eyes.
 ~funny inspirational quote by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
 ~saying on Fishing by Steven Wright

   I loved making 'Rising Sun'. I got into the psychology of why she liked to get strangled and tied up in plastic bags. It has to do with low self-worth
 ~funny inspirational quote by Tatjana Patitz

   If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you.
 ~funny by Author Unknown


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