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   Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler.
 ~quotes about Love by Francesca M. Cancian

   A penny will hide the biggest star in the Universe if you hold it close enough to your eye.
 ~funny hockey quotes by Samuel Grafton

   Man is born broken. He lives by mending. The grace of God is glue.
 ~saying on God by Eugene O'Neill, The Great God Brown, 1926

   Capital punishment: The income tax.
 ~funny hockey quotes by Jeff Hayes

   The world just does not fit conveniently into the format of a 35mm camera.
 ~hockey by W. Eugene Smith

   The gap in our economy is between what we have and what we think we ought to have - and that is a moral problem, not an economic one.
 ~sayings about hockey by Paul Heyne

   Wars come and go, but my soldiers stay eternal
 ~quotes about Attitude by Tupac Shakur

   Is solace anywhere more comforting than in the arms of a sister.
 ~funny hockey quotes by Alice Walker

   It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you
 ~saying on Independence Day by Dick Cheney

   You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you're not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice.
 ~funny hockey quotes by Steven D. Woodhull

   All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.
 ~hockey by Cathy Ladman

   All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile.
 ~sayings about hockey by Chris Hart

   The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis.
 ~quotes about Food by Beatrice & Ira Freeman

   Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
 ~funny hockey quotes by H.G. Wells, The Outline of History

   The good news: Computers allow us to work 100% faster. The bad news: They generate 300% more work
 ~saying on Computers by Unknown

   One man with courage makes a majority.
 ~funny hockey quotes by Andrew Jackson

   Few women and fewer men have enough character to be idle.
 ~hockey by E.V. Lucas

   Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money.
 ~sayings about hockey by Cree Indian Proverb

   The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory.
 ~quotes about Memory by Author Unknown

   We cannot, by total reliance on law, escape the duty to judge right and wrong.... There are good laws and there are occasionally bad laws, and it conforms to the highest traditions of a free society to offer resistance to bad laws, and to disobey them
 ~funny hockey quotes by Alexander Bickel

   A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad
 ~saying on Graduation by Theodore Roosevelt

   If a man be gracious to strangers, it shows that he is a citizen of the world, and his heart is no island, cut off from other islands, but a continent that joins them.
 ~funny hockey quotes by Francis Bacon

   Human history begins with man's act of disobedience which is at the very same time the beginning of his freedom and development of his reason.
 ~hockey by Erich Fromm, Psychoanalysis and Religion

   It's such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother - that's why the world calls her grandmother
 ~sayings about hockey by Author Unknown

   Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them could not stand being laughed at
 ~quotes about Columbus Day by Author Unknown

   Wisdom is ofttimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar.
 ~funny hockey quotes by William Wordsworth

   The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants.
 ~saying on Gifts by John Andrew Holmes

   Courage is... the knowledge of how to fear what ought to be feared and how not to fear what ought not to be feared.
 ~funny hockey quotes by David Ben-Gurion

   They deem me mad because I will not sell my days for gold; and I deem them mad because they think my days have a price.
 ~hockey by Kahlil Gibran

   Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
 ~sayings about hockey by Scottish Proverb

   If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble
 ~quotes about Sweetest Day by Bob Hope

   The observances of the church concerning feasts and fasts are tolerably well-kept, since the rich keep the feasts and the poor keep the fasts.
 ~funny hockey quotes by Sydney Smith

   Those obsessed with health are not healthy; the first requisite of good health is a certain calculated carelessness about oneself.
 ~saying on Health by Sydney J. Harris

   If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.
 ~funny hockey quotes by Gelett Burgess

   I do like Christmas on the whole.... In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and GoodwillBut it is clumsier every year
 ~hockey by E.M. Forster

   Family is just accident.... They don't mean to get on your nerves. They don't even mean to be your family, they just are.
 ~sayings about hockey by Marsha Norman

   You know you've reached middle age when a doctor, not a policeman, tells you to slow down, all you exercise are your prerogatives and it takes you longer to rest than to get tired.
 ~quotes about Age by Author Unknown

   Before you consult your wants, consult your purse.
 ~funny hockey quotes by

   It is an interesting question how far men would retain their relative rank if they were divested of their clothes.
 ~saying on Clothing by Henry David Thoreau

   Harmony seldom makes a headline.
 ~funny hockey quotes by Silas Bent

   I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives. I like to see a man live so that his place will be proud of him.
 ~hockey by Abraham Lincoln

   Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad.
 ~sayings about hockey by Diogenes

   Some people say soccer's a matter of life or death, but it isn't. It's much more important than that.
 ~quotes about Soccer by Variation of a famous saying

   Have you hugged yourself today?
 ~funny hockey quotes by Anonymous

   There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's.
 ~saying on Weather by Clyde Moore

   Laws control the lesser man. Right conduct controls the greater one.
 ~funny hockey quotes by Chinese Proverb

   To dance is to be out of yourself. Larger, more beautiful, more powerful.
 ~hockey by Agnes De Mille

   Put a grain of boldness into everything you do.
 ~sayings about hockey by Baltasar Gracian

   Those who think it is permissible to tell white lies soon grow color-blind.
 ~quotes about Honesty by Austin O'Malley

   Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
 ~funny hockey quotes by H.L. Mencken, 1956

   ...this planet is covered with sordid men who demand that he who spends time fishing shall show returns in fish.
 ~saying on Fishing by Leonidas Hubbard, Jr.

   Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future
 ~funny hockey quotes by Paul Boese

   I also realized that the philosophers, far from ridding me of my vain doubts, only multiplied the doubts that tormented me and failed to remove any one of them. So I chose another guide and said, Let me follow the Inner Light; it will not lead me so far astray as others have done, or if it does it will be my own fault, and I shall not go so far wrong if I follow my own illusions as if I trusted to their deceits.
 ~hockey by Jean Jacques Rousseau

   A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.
 ~sayings about hockey by George Rosenbaum

   It seemed to be a necessary ritual that he should prepare himself for sleep by meditating under the solemnity of the night sky... a mysterious transaction between the infinity of the soul and the infinity of the universe.
 ~quotes about Night by Victor Hugo

   It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary be rich
 ~funny hockey quotes by Alan Alda

   Valor is stability, not of legs and arms, but of courage and the soul.
 ~saying on Courage by Michel de Montaigne

   My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-three today and we don't know where the hell she is.
 ~funny hockey quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

   To find and fill his right place is success for everyone.
 ~hockey by


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