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   It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence.
 ~quotes about Violence by Gandhi

   The states are not free, under the guise of protecting maternal health or potential life, to intimidate women into continuing pregnancies.
 ~funny hockey quote by Justice Harry A. Blackmun, Roe v. Wade, 22 January 1973

   Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive.
 ~saying on Marriage by Juvenal, Satires

   You don't understand anything until you learn it more than one way.
 ~funny hockey quote by Marvin Minsky

   If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.
 ~hockey by Song title by Jimmy Buffet

   In creating the human brain, evolution has wildly overshot the mark.
 ~sayings about hockey by Arthur Koestler

   The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.
 ~quotes about Age by Mark Twain

   What is all wisdom save a collection of platitudes? Take fifty of our current proverbial sayings - they are so trite, so threadbare, that we can hardly bring our lips to utter them. Nonetheless they embody the concentrated experience of the race.
 ~funny hockey quote by Norman Douglas

   Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness
 ~saying on Romantic Quotes by Bertrand Russell

   When you re-read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before.
 ~funny hockey quote by Clifton Fadiman

   Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.
 ~hockey by John Lennon

   Understanding the laws of nature does not mean that we are immune to their operations.
 ~sayings about hockey by David Gerrold

   He who buys what he does not need steals from himself.
 ~quotes about Consumerism by Author Unknown

   Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
 ~funny hockey quote by Kurt Vonnegut

   Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride.
 ~saying on Bicycling by John F. Kennedy

   Poetry is life distilled.
 ~funny hockey quote by Gwendolyn Brooks

   The idea is to die young as late as possible.
 ~hockey by Ashley Montagu

   To rule is easy, to govern difficult.
 ~sayings about hockey by Johann W. von Goethe

   He who does not know foreign languages does not know anything about his own.
 ~quotes about Language by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Kunst and Alterthum

   God is a concept by which we measure our pain.
 ~funny hockey quote by John Lennon

   Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
 ~saying on Drugs by P.J. O'Rourke

   Don't refuse to go on an occasional wild goose chase - that's what wild geese are for.
 ~funny hockey quote by Author Unknown

   A light supper, a good night's sleep, and a fine morning have often made a hero of the same man who by indigestion, a restless night, and a rainy morning, would have proved a coward.
 ~hockey by Earl of Chesterfield

   What we call reality is an agreement that people have arrived at to make life more livable.
 ~sayings about hockey by Louise Nevelson

   It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.
 ~quotes about Truth by Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia

   Some stories are true that never happened.
 ~funny hockey quote by Elie Weisel

   Golf is the cruelest of sports. Like life, it's unfair. It's a harlot. A trollop. It leads you on. It never lives up to its promises.... It's a boulevard of broken dreams. It plays with men. And runs off with the butcher.
 ~saying on Golf by Jim Murray

   friends are like the chocolate chips on the cookies of life, makes it more delicious
 ~funny hockey quote by unknown

   I have memories - but only a fool stores his past in the future.
 ~hockey by David Gerrold

   Did you hear about the Scottish drag queen? He wore pants.
 ~sayings about hockey by Lynn Lavner

   Men's natures are alike; it is their habits that separate them.
 ~quotes about Habits by Confucius, Analects

   If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.
 ~funny hockey quote by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds.
 ~saying on Thinking by Will Durant

   A wise man can do no better than to turn from the churches and look up through the airy majesty of the wayside trees with exultation, with resignation, at the unconquerable unimplicated sun.
 ~funny hockey quote by Llewelyn Powys, The Pathetic Fallacy

   Cure yourself of the affliction of caring how you appear to others. Concern yourself only with how you appear before God, concern yourself only with the idea that God may have of you.
 ~hockey by Miguel De Unamuno

   Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
 ~sayings about hockey by Mark Twain

   Laws are only words written on paper, words that change on society's whim and are interpreted differently daily by politicians, lawyers, judges, and policemen. Anyone who believes that all laws should always be obeyed would have made a fine slave catcher. Anyone who believes that all laws are applied equally, despite race, religion, or economic status, is a fool.
 ~quotes about Civil Disobedience by John J. Miller, And Hope to Die

   Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. Count your life with smiles and not the tears that roll.
 ~funny hockey quote by Author Unknown

   In search of my mother's garden, I found my own.
 ~saying on Self-Discovery by Alice Walker

   With each passing year, one has less to say, and knows better how to say it.
 ~funny hockey quote by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Women have been taught that, for us, the earth is flat, and that if we venture out, we will fall off the edge
 ~hockey by Author Unknown

   We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival
 ~sayings about hockey by Winston Churchill

   One cannot erect, on the basis of a motive that exists only for a very few, an obligation that shall apply to everyone.
 ~quotes about Religion by Sigmund Freud, The Future of an Illusion

   I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.
 ~funny hockey quote by Marlene Dietrich

   Capital punishment is as fundamentally wrong as a cure for crime as charity is wrong as a cure for poverty.
 ~saying on Justice by Henry Ford

   If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.
 ~funny hockey quote by Oliver Herford

   Punishment is now unfashionable... because it creates moral distinctions among men, which, to the democratic mind, are odious. We prefer a meaningless collective guilt to a meaningful individual responsibility.
 ~hockey by Thomas Szasz

   A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person
 ~sayings about hockey by Mignon McLaughlin

   We're animals. We're born like every other mammal and we live our whole lives around disguised animal thoughts.
 ~quotes about Humankind by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

   Find the person who will love you because of your differences and
not in spite of them and you have found a lover for life.
 ~funny hockey quote by Leo Buscaglia

   Man's heart away from nature becomes hard.
 ~saying on Nature by Standing Bear

   In our nature, however, there is a provision, alike marvelous and merciful, that the sufferer should never know the intensity of what he endures by its present torture, but chiefly by the pang that rankles after it.
 ~funny hockey quote by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter

   The surest cure for vanity is loneliness.
 ~hockey by Thomas Wolfe

   All the ancient histories, as one of our wits say, are just fables that have been agreed upon.
 ~sayings about hockey by Voltaire, Jeannot et Colin

   A sister shares childhood memories and grown-up dreams.
 ~quotes about Sisters by Author Unknown

   Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death.
 ~funny hockey quote by Betty Bender

   The Declaration of Independence - of the 13 United States of America We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness
 ~saying on Curiosity by Declaration of Independence

   A morsel of genuine history is a thing so rare as to be always valuable.
 ~funny hockey quote by Thomas Jefferson

   More grievous than tears is the sight of them.
 ~hockey by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin


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