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   There are aphorisms that, like air planes, stay up only while they are in motion.
 ~quotes about Quotations by Vladimir Nabokov

   Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
 ~funny hilarious quote by Voltaire, letter to Count Schomberg, 31 August 1769

   If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
 ~saying on Alcohol by Joseph Schenck

   Children make you want to start life over.
 ~funny hilarious quote by Muhammad Ali

   Might we not say to the confused voices which sometimes arise from the depths of our being: Ladies, be so kind as to speak only four at a time?
 ~hilarious by Madame Swetchine

   Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
 ~sayings about hilarious by George Carlin

   Those convinced against their will are of the same opinion still.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Dale Carnegie

   Instead of working to earn something, work to become something. Work to become fulfilled. Work to become useful to others.
 ~funny hilarious quote by Dianna Booher

   If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
 ~saying on Perseverance by Flavia Weedn, Flavia and the Dream Maker

   Because they know the name of what I am looking for, they think they know what I am looking for!
 ~funny hilarious quote by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Justice is open to everyone in the same way as the Ritz Hotel.
 ~hilarious by Judge Sturgess

   When I am in the country I wish to vegetate like the country.
 ~sayings about hilarious by William Hazlitt, Table Talk

   Nothing will ever be attempted, if all possible objections must be first overcome.
 ~quotes about Risk by Samuel Johnson, Rasselas, 1759

   If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one.
 ~funny hilarious quote by George Gobel

   Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
 ~saying on Conformity by Alexander Hamilton

   Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense.
 ~funny hilarious quote by Author Unknown

   To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.
 ~hilarious by Confucius

   Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.
 ~sayings about hilarious by Abraham Lincoln

   There's no such thing as bragging. You're either lying or telling the truth.
 ~quotes about Perspective by Al Oliver

   We are more disturbed by a calamity which threatens us than by one which has befallen us.
 ~funny hilarious quote by John Lancaster Spalding

   Your friend is that man who knows all about you, and still likes you
 ~saying on For a Friend by Elbert Hubbard

   I had the blues because I had no shoes until upon the street, I met a man who had no feet.
 ~funny hilarious quote by Denis Waitely

   If you ride you know those moments when you have fed yourself into the traffic, felt the hashed-up asphalt rattle in the handlebars, held a lungful of air in a cloud of exhaust. Up ahead there are two parallel buses. With cat's whiskers, you measure the clearance down a doubtful alley. You swing wide, outflank that flower truck. The cross-street yellow light is turning red. You burst off the green like a surfer on a wave of metal. You have a hundred empty yards of Broadway to yourself.
 ~hilarious by Chip Brown, A Bike and a Prayer

   Above all, do not lose your desire to walk. Every day I walk myself into a state of well-being and walk away from every illness. I have walked myself into my best thoughts, and I know of no thought so burdensome that one cannot walk away from it.
 ~sayings about hilarious by Soren Kierkegaard

   I just thought of something funny...your mother
 ~quotes about Cute by Cheech Marin

   That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball.
 ~funny hilarious quote by Bill Veeck, 1976

   The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.
 ~saying on Adversity by Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own, 1929

   You can tell the size of your God by looking at the size of your worry list. The longer your list, the smaller your God.
 ~funny hilarious quote by Author Unknown

   Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is a daring adventure or nothing at all
 ~hilarious by Helen Keller

   There is a wonder in reading Braille that the sighted will never know: to touch words and have them touch you back.
 ~sayings about hilarious by Jim Fiebig

   Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
 ~quotes about Humorous by George Ade

   While there is a lower class I am in it, while there is a criminal element I am of it; while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.
 ~funny hilarious quote by Eugene V. Debs, Cleveland, 1917

   A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age
 ~saying on Birthday Sayings by Robert Frost

   Certain flaws are necessary for the whole. It would seem strange if old friends lacked certain quirks.
 ~funny hilarious quote by Goethe

   A definition is the enclosing a wilderness of idea within a wall of words.
 ~hilarious by Samuel Butler (1835-1902), Note-Books

   Home ought to be our clearinghouse, the place from which we go forth lessoned and disciplined, and ready for life.
 ~sayings about hilarious by Kathleen Norris

   To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing.
 ~quotes about Procrastination by Eva Young

   To have great poets there must be great audiences too.
 ~funny hilarious quote by Walt Whitman

   Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated
 ~saying on Graduation by Garry Trudeau

   Advertisements are now so numerous that they are very negligently perused, and it is therefore become necessary to gain attention by magnificence of promises and by eloquence sometimes sublime and sometimes pathetick.
 ~funny hilarious quote by Samuel Johnson

   Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.
 ~hilarious by Horace

   Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
 ~sayings about hilarious by Woody Allen

   A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits.
 ~quotes about Politics by Woodrow Wilson

   It's a poor workman who blames his tools
 ~funny hilarious quote by Unknown

   There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid.
 ~saying on Fear by Frederick W. Cropp

   An old man in love is like a flower in winter.
 ~funny hilarious quote by Portuguese Proverb

   Isn't it surprising how many things, if not said immediately, seem not worth saying ten minutes from now?
 ~hilarious by Arnot L. Sheppard, Jr.

   At sixteen I was stupid, confused and indecisive. At twenty-five I was wise, self-confident, prepossessing and assertive. At forty-five I am stupid, confused, insecure and indecisive. Who would have supposed that maturity is only a short break in adolescence?
 ~sayings about hilarious by Jules Feiffer

   The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved - loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.
 ~quotes about Love by Victor Hugo

   Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty.
 ~funny hilarious quote by Author Unknown

   Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom.
 ~saying on Humor by Taki

   Sometimes someone says something really small, and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart.
 ~funny hilarious quote by From the television show My So-Called Life

   Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
 ~hilarious by Samuel Beckett

   The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face.
 ~sayings about hilarious by Jack Nicklaus

   We never know, believe me, when we have succeeded best.
 ~quotes about Success by Miguel de Unamuno, Essays and Soliloquies, 1925

   Boredom is an emptiness filled with insistence.
 ~funny hilarious quote by Leo Stein

   Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow.
 ~saying on Courage by Dan Rather

   People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that you can't please.
 ~funny hilarious quote by Will Rogers

   A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often.
 ~hilarious by Author Unknown


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