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   A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
 ~quotes about Kisses by Helen Rowland

   Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings by Eleanor Roosevelt

   United States!... Go put your creed into your deed.
 ~saying on America by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   My mind's terrain has become exceedingly rough. Emotional scars are changing my internal geography faster than the mapmaker can keep pace. Wrong turns and dead ends abound, and I'm afraid someday I'll drown in a river I didn't know was there.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings by D.H. Mondfleur

   Old men are fond of giving good advice, to console themselves for being no longer in a position to give bad examples.
 ~happy birthday by François La Rochefoucauld

   Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
 ~sayings about happy birthday by Oscar Levant

   Nothing fails like success because we don't learn from it. We learn only from failure.
 ~quotes about Failure by Kenneth Boudling

   The shadows: some hide, others reveal.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.
 ~saying on Art by Michelangelo

   Soon silence will have passed into legend. Man has turned his back on silence. Day after day he invents machines and devices that increase noise and distract humanity from the essence of life, contemplation, meditation... tooting, howling, screeching, booming, crashing, whistling, grinding, and trilling bolster his ego. His anxiety subsides. His inhuman void spreads monstrously like a gray vegetation.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings by Jean Arp

   Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
 ~happy birthday by George D. Prentice

   The existing phrasebooks are inadequate. They are well enough as far as they go, but when you fall down and skin your leg they don't tell you what to say.
 ~sayings about happy birthday by Mark Twain

   What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
 ~quotes about Jobs by Pearl Bailey

   The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings by Stanley J. Randall

   Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.
 ~saying on Hypocrisy by Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

   Envy is a littleness of soul, which cannot see beyond a certain point, and if it does not occupy the whole space feels itself excluded.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings by William Hazlitt, Characteristics, 1823

   It's easier to tear a hole than to mend one.
 ~happy birthday by Russian Proverb

   Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories
 ~sayings about happy birthday by John Wilmot

   The only limit to your impact is your imagination and commitment.
 ~quotes about Self Improvement by Anthony Robbins

   A true poet does not bother to be poetical. Nor does a nursery gardener scent his roses.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings by Jean Cocteau

   To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions.
 ~saying on Carpe Diem by William James

   Men of genius are meteors destined to burn themselves out in lighting up their age.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings by Napoleon Bonaparte, Discours de Lyon, 1771

   Summer set lip to earth's bosom bare,And left the flushed print in a poppy there.
 ~happy birthday by Francis Thompson, The Poppy, 1891

   If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
 ~sayings about happy birthday by Attributed to Claudia Ghandi

   Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.
 ~quotes about Clothing by Quentin Crisp

   Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings by John Ruskin

   God - but a word invoked to explain the world.
 ~saying on Religion by Prat de Lamartine

   What is old aged? Lack of interest. Keep up your interest and you’ll never be old.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings by

   The healthy and strong individual is the one who asks for help when he needs it. Whether he's got an abscess on his knee or in his soul.
 ~happy birthday by Rona Barrett

   Life is the sum of all your choices.
 ~sayings about happy birthday by Albert Camus

   You know you're from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
 ~quotes about Arizona by Local Saying

   A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings by Barry Fitzgerald, Going My Way

   Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
 ~saying on Marriage by Ogden Nash

   To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings by Bertrand Russell

   A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.
 ~happy birthday by Lord John Russell

   It's a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word.
 ~sayings about happy birthday by Andrew Jackson

   Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
 ~quotes about Science by Marston Bates

   Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings by George Will

   While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is to allow part of us to die whether it is our spirit, our creativity or our glorious uniqueness
 ~saying on Creativity by Gilda Radner

   All lies and jests, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings by Paul Simon

   Eating, loving, singing and digesting are, in truth, the four acts of the comic opera known as life, and they pass like bubbles of a bottle of champagne. Whoever lets them break without having enjoyed them is a complete fool.
 ~happy birthday by Gioacchino Rossini

   Human suffering, while it is asleep, is shapeless. If it is wakened it takes the form of the waker.
 ~sayings about happy birthday by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
 ~quotes about Love by George Bernard Shaw

   Language forces us to perceive the world as man presents it to us.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings by Julia Penelope

   It is a good divine that follows his own instructions.
 ~saying on Hypocrisy by William Shakespeare

   I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings by Fred Allen

   A nickel's worth of goulash beats a five dollar can of vitamines.
 ~happy birthday by Martin H. Fischer

   Why wait when you can create?
 ~sayings about happy birthday by Nisandeh Neta

   We are told that people stay in love because of chemistry, or because they remain intrigued with each other, because of many kindnesses, because of luck . . . But part of it has got to be forgiveness and gratefulness
 ~quotes about Luck by Ellen Goodman

   Of course the truth is that the congresspersons are too busy raising campaign money to read the laws they pass. The laws are written by staff tax nerds who can put pretty much any wording they want in there. I bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the U.S. Tax Code, you'd find at least one sex scene ('Yes, yes, YES!' moaned Vanessa as Lance, his taut body moist with moisture, again and again depreciated her adjusted gross rate of annualized fiscal debenture).
 ~funny happy birthday sayings by Dave Barry

   The man who acquires the ability to take full possession of his own mind may take possession of anything else to which he is justly entitled.
 ~saying on Confidence by Andrew Carnegie

   work as if you don't need money,
love as if you've never been hurt,
dance, as if nobody can see you,
sing, as if no one can hear,
live, as if the Earth was a heaven.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings by Happiness

   Such is the audacity of man, that he hath learned to counterfeit Nature, yea, and is so bold as to challenge her in her work.
 ~happy birthday by Pliny the Elder, The Natural History, translated by Philemon Holland

   The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours.
 ~sayings about happy birthday by Arthur Lacey

   Mathematics is the only good metaphysics.
 ~quotes about Math by William Thomson Baron Kelvin of Largs

   I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings by André Gide

   Most people think no more than twice or three times a year. I have become rich and famous by thinking twice or three times a week.
 ~saying on Growth by George Bernard Shaw

   New York, the nation's thyroid gland.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings by Christopher Morley, Shore Leave

   Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be
 ~happy birthday by Robert Browning


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