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   We are not who we are because of our abilities...
We are who we are because of our choices....
 ~quotes about Attitude by

   My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character
 ~funny happy birthday saying by Charles Barkley

   Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.
 ~saying on Education by John Dewey

   The first attribute that characterizes the greater man from the moron is his thicker layer of inhibition.
 ~funny happy birthday saying by Martin H. Fischer

   It is very easy to forgive others their mistakes; it takes more grit to forgive them for having witnessed your own.
 ~happy birthday by Jessamyn West

   We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness
 ~sayings about happy birthday by David Weatherford

   Problems are only opportunities with thorns on them.
 ~quotes about Adversity by Hugh Miller, Snow on the Wind

   Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
 ~funny happy birthday saying by Helen Rowland

   Every American child should grow up knowing a second language, preferably English.
 ~saying on Language by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success
 ~funny happy birthday saying by Ingrid Bergman

   Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not accidental that there are a thousand novelists, essayists, poets or journalists for each humorist. It is a long, long time between James Thurbers.
 ~happy birthday by Leo Rosten

   Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
 ~sayings about happy birthday by Jim Fiebig

   America is the best half-educated country in the world.
 ~quotes about America by Nicholas Murray Butler

   Some pursue happiness, others create it.
 ~funny happy birthday saying by Author Unknown

   Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each otherPerhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then
 ~saying on Women's Greetings by Katherine Hepburn

   The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
 ~funny happy birthday saying by Author Unknown

   The darkest hour has only sixty minutes
 ~happy birthday by Morris Mandel

   He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
 ~sayings about happy birthday by Mae West

   If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
 ~quotes about Humor by Anatole France

   To live in this world, you must be able to do three things: to love what is mortal; to hold it against your bones knowing your life depends on it; and when the time comes, to let go
 ~funny happy birthday saying by Mary Oliver

   Journalists cover words and delude themselves into thinking they have committed journalism.
 ~saying on Media Journalism by Hedrick Smith

   For the rubble of history, which is undigested and therefore goes on blindly, does not lie so thickly on the ground as in our own consciousness.
 ~funny happy birthday saying by Herbert Lüthy

   Thrift built not only fortunes, but also men. One of the best character builders is saving. Be just before you are generous.
 ~happy birthday by

   You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
 ~sayings about happy birthday by Jonathan Carroll, Outside the Dog Museum

   Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.
 ~quotes about Philosophical by Henry David Thoreau

   To criticize another race or another natural creation is to criticize god who made them.
 ~funny happy birthday saying by

   Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun
 ~saying on Valentine's Day by Author Unknown

   I have found some of the best reasons I ever had for remaining at the bottom simply by looking at the men at the top.
 ~funny happy birthday saying by Frank Moore Colby

   Every human being has... an attendant spirit.... If it does not always tell us what to do, it always cautions us what not to do.
 ~happy birthday by Lydia M. Child

   Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease.
 ~sayings about happy birthday by Roul Turley

   If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give
 ~quotes about For a Friend by George MacDonald

   The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the notes - ah, that is where the art resides!
 ~funny happy birthday saying by Artur Schnabel

   The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect the country they stole from red people.
 ~saying on War by Gerome Gragni and James Rado, 1967

   What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
 ~funny happy birthday saying by Voltaire

   I tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is everything, do not be fooled by what I am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying.
 ~happy birthday by Charles C. Finn

   Anger is momentary madness, so control your passion or it will control you.
 ~sayings about happy birthday by Horace, Epistles

   A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.
 ~quotes about Insults by Henry Wheeler Shaw

   There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside.
 ~funny happy birthday saying by Pearl Bailey

   If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
 ~saying on Success by Author Unknown

   A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
 ~funny happy birthday saying by John Tudor

   Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!
 ~happy birthday by Tommy Smothers

   Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice, more drunkards than thirst, and perhaps as many suicides as despair.
 ~sayings about happy birthday by C.C. Colton

   There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
 ~quotes about Self Improvement by Aldous Huxley

   Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty
 ~funny happy birthday saying by James Thurber, Time, 15 August 1960

   Affairs are just as disillusioning as marriage, and much less restful.
 ~saying on Marriage by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   There lurks, perhaps, in every human heart a desire of distinction, which inclines every man first to hope, and then to believe, that Nature has given him something peculiar to himself.
 ~funny happy birthday saying by Samuel Johnson

   [A poem] begins in delight and ends in wisdom.
 ~happy birthday by Robert Frost, The Figure a Poem Makes, Collected Poems of Robert Frost, 1939

   It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
 ~sayings about happy birthday by Colette, My Mother's House, 1922

   Moral: a peerless maxim enumerated by God in his Holy Bible, such as that of Deut. 23:1, if your testicles are crushed or your male member missing, you must never enter a sanctuary of the Lord.
 ~quotes about Religion by Donald Morgan

   A little girl, asked where her home was, replied, where mother is.
 ~funny happy birthday saying by Keith L. Brooks

   The scholar only knows how dear these silent, yet eloquent, companions of pure thoughts and innocent hours become in the season of adversity. When all that is worldly turns to dross around us, these only retain their steady value.
 ~saying on Books Reading by Washington Irving

   The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea.
 ~funny happy birthday saying by Isak Dinesen

   There will be days when the fishing is better than one's most optimistic forecast, others when it is far worse. Either is a gain over just staying home.
 ~happy birthday by Roderick Haig-Brown, Fisherman's Spring, 1951

   Never accept the proposition that just because a solution satisfies a problem, that it must be the only solution.
 ~sayings about happy birthday by Raymond E. Feist

   Courage is a kind of salvation.
 ~quotes about Courage by Plato

   On the bathing-tub of King T'ang the following words were engraved: If you would one day renovate yourself, do so from day to day. Yea, let there be daily renovation.
 ~funny happy birthday saying by Confucian Analects

   The Pilgrims made seven times more graves than hutsNo Americans have been more impoverished than these who, nevertheless, set aside a day of thanksgiving
 ~saying on Thanksgiving Day by H.U. Westermayer

   Most people die at the last minute; others twenty years beforehand, some even earlier. They are the wretched of the earth.
 ~funny happy birthday saying by Louis Céline, Voyage au bout du monde, 1932

   Each day, the American housewife turns toward television as toward a lover. She feels guilty about it, and well she might, for he's covered with warts and is only after her money.
 ~happy birthday by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966


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