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   I try not to kid myself. You know, I don't mind romancing someone else, but to fool yourself is pretty devastating and dangerous.
 ~quotes about Wise Words by Bill Veeck

   When we see a natural style we are quite amazed and delighted, because we expected to see an author and find a man.
 ~funny graduation saying by Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670

   We die daily. Happy those who daily come to life as well.
 ~saying on Carpe Diem by George MacDonald

   If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
 ~funny graduation saying by Author Unknown

   If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble
 ~graduation by Bob Hope

   If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians.
 ~sayings about graduation by Warren Buffett

   Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience.
 ~quotes about Patience by George-Louis de Buffon

   Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
 ~funny graduation saying by Rudyard Kipling

   Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
 ~saying on Cats by Missy Dizick

   So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs.
 ~funny graduation saying by Elbert Hubbard

   Marriage, n. A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two.
 ~graduation by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

   If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have a paradise in a few years.
 ~sayings about graduation by Bertrand Russell

   Do not take thought for your persons or your properties, but first and chiefly to care about the greatest improvement of the soul. I tell you that the virtue is not given by money, but that from vitue come money and every other good of man, public as well as private... The difficulty, my friends, is not in avoiding death, but in avoiding unrighteousness; for that runs faster than death
 ~quotes about Death by Socrates

   A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn
 ~funny graduation saying by Author Unknown

   If human beings are fundamentally good, no government is necessary; if they are fundamentally bad, any government, being composed of human beings, would be bad also.
 ~saying on Government by Fred Woodworth, The Match!, No. 79

   Good heavens, of what uncostly material is our earthly happiness composed... if we only knew it. What incomes have we not had from a flower, and how unfailing are the dividends of the seasons.
 ~funny graduation saying by James Russell Lowell

   I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
 ~graduation by Rita Rudner

   God forbid that India should ever take to industrialism after the manner of the west... keeping the world in chains. If [our nation] took to similar economic exploitation, it would strip the world bare like locusts.
 ~sayings about graduation by Mahatma Gandhi

   The biblical account of Noah's Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine?
 ~quotes about Religion by Judith Hayes

   It is a sweet thing, friendship, a dear balm, A happy and auspicious bird of calm
 ~funny graduation saying by Shelly

   Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
 ~saying on Clothing by Will Rogers

   Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others.
 ~funny graduation saying by Jacob M. Braude

   He is invariably in a hurry. Being in a hurry is one of the tributes he pays to life.
 ~graduation by Elizabeth Bibesco

   [Creation science is] an attempt to give credibility to Hebrew mythology by making people believe that the world's foremost biologists, paleontologists, and geologists are a bunch of incompetent nincompoops.
 ~sayings about graduation by Ron Peterson

   Perhaps nobody has changed the course of history as much as the historians.
 ~quotes about History by Franklin P. Jones

   If you didn’t learn to save money before you finished high school, a vital part of your education was wasted.
 ~funny graduation saying by

   Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art...It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival
 ~saying on For a Friend by C.S. Lewis

   I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it.
 ~funny graduation saying by Pablo Picasso

   God forbid that I should go to any heaven in which there are no horses.
 ~graduation by R.B. Cunninghame Graham

   They build too low who build beneath the skies
 ~sayings about graduation by Washington, D.C

   Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I don't know what exactly, but it's something that you don't mind so much not having at other times
 ~quotes about Christmas by Kate L. Bosher

   To most outsiders, modern mathematics is unknown territory. Its borders are protected by dense thickets of technical terms; its landscapes are a mass of indecipherable equations and incomprehensible concepts. Few realize that the world of modern mathematics is rich with vivid images and provocative ideas.
 ~funny graduation saying by Ivars Peterson

   It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui
 ~saying on Boredom by Helen Keller

   The pioneers of a warless world are the [youth] who refuse military service.
 ~funny graduation saying by Albert Einstein

   I have no sense of nationalism, only a cosmic consciousness of belonging to the human family.
 ~graduation by Rosika Schwimmer

   A leader who doesn't hesitate before he sends his nation into battle is not fit to be a leader.
 ~sayings about graduation by Golda Meir

   The press box at Wrigley Field in Chicago is an extended narrow shed, two rows deep, that is precariously bolted to the iron rafters just underneath the park's second deck. To gain access, one must climb a steeply angled ramp and clamber down a little starboard companionway, guarded at its foot by a uniformed minion and then proceed giddily along a catwalk that hangs directly above the tiered, circling rows of seats and spectators behind home plate
 ~quotes about Baseball by

   To disagree, one doesn't have to be disagreeable.
 ~funny graduation saying by Barry M. Goldwater and Jack Casserly, Goldwater

   I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
 ~saying on Alcohol by Winston Churchill

   If by any possibility the existence of a power superior to, and independent of, nature shall be demonstrated, there will then be time enough to kneel. Until then, let us stand erect.
 ~funny graduation saying by Robert G. Ingersoll, The Gods, 1872

   You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy
 ~graduation by Garth Brooks

   Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.
 ~sayings about graduation by Mark Twain

   The horror of that moment, the King went on, I shall never, never forget! You will, though, the Queen said, if you don't make a memorandum of it.
 ~quotes about Adversity by Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass, 1872

   Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!
 ~funny graduation saying by Robin Williams

   Fame is a vapor, popularity is an accident, money takes wings, those who cheer you today may curse you tomorrow. The only thing that endures is character
 ~saying on Money by Horace Greeley

   There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want
 ~funny graduation saying by Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

   Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
 ~graduation by Scott Adams

   Man must feel the earth to know himself and recognize his values.... God made life simple. It is man who complicates it.
 ~sayings about graduation by Charles A. Lindbergh, Reader's Digest, July 1972

   Life is simple, its just not easy.
 ~quotes about Life by Author Unknown

   My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
 ~funny graduation saying by Henny Youngman

   To live to 100, have something to live for. Living for something is part of living long.
 ~saying on Goals by

   The pause is as important as the note.
 ~funny graduation saying by Truman Fisher

   The sorrow which has no vent in tears may make other organs weep.
 ~graduation by Henry Maudsley

   One of the endlessly alluring aspects of mathematics is that its thorniest paradoxes have a way of blooming into beautiful theories.
 ~sayings about graduation by Philip J. Davis

   The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
 ~quotes about Happiness by Mark Twain

   Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
 ~funny graduation saying by Oscar Levant

   Adversity is the first path to truth
 ~saying on Adversity by Lord Byron

   The imbecility of men is always inviting the impudence of power.
 ~funny graduation saying by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   In the depth of winter I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer.
 ~graduation by Albert Camus, Lyrical and Critical Essays


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