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   Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try and give their best qualities to men - bring them softness, teach them how to cry.
 ~quotes about Feminism by Joan Baez, Sexism Seen but not Heard, Los Angeles Times, 1974

   Even God has to practice his putting.
 ~funny golf sayings by Golf Saying

   Firmly believe you have reserves of health, energy, strength, and endurance and that firm belief will help bring them about.
 ~saying on Attitude by

   I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.
 ~funny golf sayings by Jay McInerney

   Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.
 ~golf by Author Unknown

   The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
 ~sayings about golf by Kin Hubbard

   Coaching third with a pitcher on base is like being a member of a bomb disposal squad. The thing could blow up in your face at any moment
 ~quotes about Baseball by Rocky Bridges

   My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation.
 ~funny golf sayings by Mark Twain

   The quantum is that embarrassing little piece of thread that always hangs from the sweater of space-time. Pull it and the whole thing unravels.
 ~saying on Science by Fred Alan Wolfe, Star Wave: Mind Consciousness of Quantum Physics, 1984

   It is not "anti-choice" and "pro-choice" it is "pro-life" and "pro-death"
 ~funny golf sayings by Unknown

   Everything is something you decide to do, and there is nothing you have to do.
 ~golf by Denis Waitley

   Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole.
 ~sayings about golf by Author Unknown

   Literature is the question minus the answer.
 ~quotes about Literature by Roland Barthes

   Let us be thankful for the foolsBut for them the rest of us could not succeed
 ~funny golf sayings by Mark Twain

   Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures
 ~saying on Graduation by H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Instruction Book

   As long as ... record companies are ... keeping people from hearing everything but a few things, then there's got to be another avenue. ... The dam has got to break. People have the power
 ~funny golf sayings by Emmylou Harris

   Perhaps this is our strange and haunting paradox here in America - that we are fixed and certain only when we are in movement.
 ~golf by Thomas Wolfe

   So dear I love him, that with him all deaths I could endure, without him live no life.
 ~sayings about golf by John Milton

   Anger ventilated often hurries toward forgiveness; and concealed often hardens into revenge.
 ~quotes about Anger by Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

   The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but That's funny...
 ~funny golf sayings by Isaac Asimov

   Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
 ~saying on Clothing by Mark Twain

   Depressed people think they know themselves, but maybe they only know depression.
 ~funny golf sayings by Mark Epstein

   What is bought is cheaper than a gift.
 ~golf by Portuguese Proverb

   A lot of long relievers are ashamed to tell their parents what they do. The only nice thing about it is that you get to wear a uniform like everbody else
 ~sayings about golf by Jim Bouton

   He who draws noble delights from sentiments of poetry is a true poet, though he has never written a line in all his life.
 ~quotes about Poetry by George Sand, 1851

   Turn your wounds into wisdom.
 ~funny golf sayings by Oprah Winfrey

   A man may as well expect to grow stronger by always eating as wiser by always reading.
 ~saying on Books Reading by Jeremy Collier

   Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
 ~funny golf sayings by Arthur C. Clarke

   We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.
 ~golf by Anaïs Nin

   What is life? An illusion, a shadow, a story, And the greatest good is little enough:for all life is a dream, and dreams themselves are only dreams
 ~sayings about golf by Pedro Calderon

   I've spent most of my life golfing... the rest I've just wasted.
 ~quotes about Golf by Author Unknown

   Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.... I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.
 ~funny golf sayings by Dave Barry

   Between every two pines is a doorway to a new world
 ~saying on Arbor Day by John Muir

   Hee that is in a towne in May loseth his spring.
 ~funny golf sayings by George Herbert

   Only those in the last stage of disease could believe that children are true judges of character
 ~golf by W. H. Auden

   Armaments, universal debt and planned obsolescence - those are the three pillars of Western prosperity.
 ~sayings about golf by Aldous Huxley, Island

   A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when she answers the telephone.
 ~quotes about Telephones by Milton Wright

   Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
 ~funny golf sayings by Jonathan Swift, A Critical Essay upon the Faculties of the Mind, 1707

   Time is an equal opportunity employer. Each human being has exactly the same number of hours and minutes every day. Rich people can't buy more hours. Scientists can't invent new minutes. And you can't save time to spend it on another day. Even so, time is amazingly fair and forgiving. No matter how much time you've wasted in the past, you still have an entire tomorrow.
 ~saying on Time by Denis Waitely

   Our bodies are the burial grounds of dead time.
 ~funny golf sayings by T.A. Sachs, in answer to Time! where didst thou those years inter, Which I have seene decease? by Wi

   Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it.
 ~golf by Author Unknown

   I have died many a death in love, and yet, had I not loved I would never have lived at all
 ~sayings about golf by David Lasater

   Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
 ~quotes about Conformity by Albert Camus

   Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
 ~funny golf sayings by Erica Jong

   He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
 ~saying on Adversity by Friedrich Nietzsche

   I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me
 ~funny golf sayings by John Cleese

   Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo.
 ~golf by Tony Kornheiser

   I think that I cannot preserve my health and spirits, unless I spend four hours a day at least - and it is commonly more than that - sauntering through the woods and over the hills and fields, absolutely free from all worldly engagements.
 ~sayings about golf by Henry David Thoreau

   When you carry out acts of kindness you get a wonderful feeling inside. It is as though something inside your body responds and says, yes, this is how I ought to feel.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Harold Kushner

   I don't know whether war is an interlude during peace, or peace an interlude during war.
 ~funny golf sayings by Georges Clemenceau

   Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.
 ~saying on Homosexuality by Kate Clinton

   I never go without my dinner. No one ever does, except vegetarians and people like that.
 ~funny golf sayings by Oscar Wilde

   Plants are the young of the world, vessels of health and vigor; but they grope ever upward towards consciousness; the trees are imperfect men, and seem to bemoan their imprisonment, rooted in the ground.
 ~golf by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Essays, Second Series, 1844

   Doubt is not a pleasant state of mind, but certainty is absurd.
 ~sayings about golf by Voltaire, 1767

   Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
 ~quotes about Women by Fran Lebowitz

   Resolve never to be poor. If you don’t spend less than you earn, you’ll always be slave. Poverty robs us of freedom, opportunity, peace of mind, self respect, respect of others. Its make most virtues difficult – some impossible. There are few sorrows money can’t lessen.
 ~funny golf sayings by

   ...a land of the free that struggles under the incredible burden of limitless taxes and laws; the home of the brave who stay silent to keep their jobs and avoid scrutiny by the IRS or the police.
 ~saying on America by Fred Woodworth, The Match!, No. 74

   Brain, n. An apparatus with which we think that we think.
 ~funny golf sayings by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
 ~golf by John Stuard Mill


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