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   No place affords a more striking conviction of the vanity of human hopes than a public library.
 ~quotes about Libraries by Samuel Johnson

   I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
 ~funny golf quote by George Meredith

   We have no right to ask when sorrow comes, "Why did this happen to me?" unless we ask the same question for every moment of happiness that comes our way
 ~saying on Adversity by Author Unknown

   I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.
 ~funny golf quote by Peter De Vries

   Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.
 ~golf by Anaïs Nin, Diary, 1969

   I've fallen in love many times... always with you
 ~sayings about golf by Author Unknown

   The essence of philosophy is that a man should so live that his happiness shall depend as little as possible on external things.
 ~quotes about Happiness by Epictetus

   Writers would be warm, loyal, and otherwise terrific people--if only they'd stop writing
 ~funny golf quote by Laura Miller

   This is perhaps the most beautiful time in human history; it is really pregnant with all kinds of creative possibilities made possible by science and technology which now constitute the slave of man - if man is not enslaved by it.
 ~saying on Technology by Jonas Salk

   From what we get, we can make a living;
what we give, however, makes a life.
 ~funny golf quote by Arthur Ashe

   If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles
 ~golf by Doug Larson

   All religions issue bibles against him, and say most injurious things about him, but we never hear his side.
 ~sayings about golf by Mark Twain, about the Devil

   Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. I think it's in my basement... let me go upstairs and check.
 ~quotes about Reality by M.C. Escher

   All men have a reason, but not all men can give a reason.
 ~funny golf quote by John Henry Cardinal Newman

   We did not hesitate to call our movement an armyBut it was a special army, with no supplies but its sincerity, no uniform but its determination, no arsenal except its faith, no currency but its conscience
 ~saying on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Martin Luther King, Jr., Why We Can't Wait, 1963

   Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep.
 ~funny golf quote by Samuel Johnson, The Rambler, 1750

   Western society has accepted as unquestionable a technological imperative that is quite as arbitrary as the most primitive taboo: not merely the duty to foster invention and constantly to create technological novelties, but equally the duty to surrender to these novelties unconditionally, just because they are offered, without respect to their human consequences.
 ~golf by Lewis Mumford

   Give us this day our daily bread is probably the most perfectly constructed and useful sentence ever set down in the English language.
 ~sayings about golf by P.J. Wingate

   One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters
 ~quotes about Fathers Day by George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640

   In most betting shops you will see three windows marked Bet Here, but only one window with the legend Pay Out.
 ~funny golf quote by Jeffrey Bernard

   There are many in the world who are dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love.
 ~saying on Helping by Mother Teresa

   Hear! hear! screamed the jay from a neighboring tree, where I had heard a tittering for some time, winter has a concentrated and nutty kernel, if you know where to look for it.
 ~funny golf quote by Henry David Thoreau, 28 November 1858 journal entry

   Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once.
 ~golf by Lillian Dickson

   There is a loftier ambition than merely to stand high in the world. It is to stoop down and lift mankind a little higher
 ~sayings about golf by Henry Van Dyke

   Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler.
 ~quotes about Men by Francesca M. Cancian

   It's the menace that everyone loves to hate but can't seem to live without.
 ~funny golf quote by Paddy Chayevsky

   I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business.
 ~saying on Attitude by Donald Trump

   Socrates learned to dance when he was seventy because he felt that an essential part of himself had been neglected.
 ~funny golf quote by Source Unknown

   A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
 ~golf by Charles Evans Hughes

   Nothing is certain but death and taxes. Of the two, taxes happen annually
 ~sayings about golf by Joel Fox

   There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good.
 ~quotes about Sanity by Edwin Denby

   Nature is the art of God.
 ~funny golf quote by Thomas Browne, Religio Medici, 1635

   Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
 ~saying on Integrity by William Shakespeare

   Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
 ~funny golf quote by Jim Murray

   By the accident of fortune
a man may rule the world for a time,
but by virtue of love and kindness
he may rule the world forever.
 ~golf by Lao-Tse

   Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
 ~sayings about golf by Charlie Brown

   My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
 ~quotes about Parenting by Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant, 1968

   Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single
 ~funny golf quote by Author Unknown

   I hate American simplicity. I glory in the piling up of complications of every sort. If I could pronounce the name James in any different or more elaborate way I should be in favor of doing it.
 ~saying on America by Henry James

   True friends stab you in the front.
 ~funny golf quote by Oscar Wilde

   Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
 ~golf by Sam Levenson

   Flying is the second best thrill to cheerleaders; being caught is the first.
 ~sayings about golf by Author Unknown

   I hire tea by the tea bag.
 ~quotes about Money by Martin Amis, on renting the essentials of life after breaking up with a lover, Money: A Suicide Note

   Soul meets soul on lovers' lips
 ~funny golf quote by Percy Bysshe Shelley

   Life is made up of constant calls to action, and we seldom have time for more than hastily contrived answers.
 ~saying on Life by Learned Hand

   If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.
 ~funny golf quote by Toni Morrison

   If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.
 ~golf by P.Z. Pearce

   A private man, however successful in his own dealing, if his country perish is involved in her destruction; but if he be an unprosperous citizen of a prosperous city, he is much more likely to recover. Seeing, then, that States can bear the misfortunes of individuals, but individuals cannot bear the misfortunes of States, let us all stand by our country.
 ~sayings about golf by Thucydides

   Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible
 ~quotes about Mothers Day by Marion C. Garretty

   I have heard with admiring submission the experience of the lady who declared that the sense of being perfectly well-dressed gives a feeling of inward tranquility which religion is powerless to bestow.
 ~funny golf quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Letters and Social Aims

   The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.
 ~saying on Dental by George Bernard Shaw

   If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.
 ~funny golf quote by Clement Freud, The Observer, 27 December 1964

   We Are All Beutiful in are own way
 ~golf by me

   Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions.
 ~sayings about golf by Author Unknown

   Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him
 ~quotes about Anniversaries by H.L. Mencken, A Book of Burlesques, 1916

   Sleep on your writing; take a walk over it; scrutinize it of a morning; review it of an afternoon; digest it after a meal; let it sleep in your drawer a twelvemonth; never venture a whisper about it to your friend, if he be an author especially.
 ~funny golf quote by A. Bronson Alcott

   Political campaigns are designedly made into emotional orgies which endeavor to distract attention from the real issues involved, and they actually paralyze what slight powers of cerebration man can normally muster
 ~saying on Election Day by James Harvey Robinson, The Human Comedy, 1937

   Excellence is not a skillIt is an attitude
 ~funny golf quote by Ralph Marston

   God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
 ~golf by Farrah Fawcett


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