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   The Pilgrims made seven times more graves than hutsNo Americans have been more impoverished than these who, nevertheless, set aside a day of thanksgiving
 ~quotes about Thanksgiving Day by H.U. Westermayer

   Most people die at the last minute; others twenty years beforehand, some even earlier. They are the wretched of the earth.
 ~funny gay quotes by Louis Céline, Voyage au bout du monde, 1932

   Each day, the American housewife turns toward television as toward a lover. She feels guilty about it, and well she might, for he's covered with warts and is only after her money.
 ~saying on Television by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
 ~funny gay quotes by Thomas Fuller

   You and I are not what we eat; we are what we think.
 ~gay by Walter Anderson, The Confidence Course, 1997

   Can anything be stupider than that a man has the right to kill me because he lives on the other side of a river and his ruler has a quarrel with mine, though I have not quarrelled with him?
 ~sayings about gay by Blaise Pascal, quoted by Tolstoy in Bethink Yourselves

   The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another.
 ~quotes about Being Yourself by James Matthew Barrie

   I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
 ~funny gay quotes by Joseph Baretti, quoted by James Boswell, 1766, popularly misattributed to Samuel Johnson

   For westerners, the tattoo has always been a metaphor of difference.
 ~saying on Tattoos by Margo DeMello, Bodies of Inscription: A Cultural History of the Modern Tattoo Community, 2000

   Never be grandiloquent when you want to drive home a searching truth. Don't whip with a switch that has the leaves on, if you want it to tingle.
 ~funny gay quotes by Henry Ward Beecher

   I appreciate the misunderstanding I have had with Nature over my perennial border. I think it is a flower garden; she thinks it is a meadow lacking grass, and tries to correct the error.
 ~gay by Sara Stein, My Weeds, 1988

   The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality.
 ~sayings about gay by Albert Einstein

   There's this illusion that homosexuals have sex and heterosexuals fall in love. That's completely untrue. Everybody wants to be loved.
 ~quotes about Homosexuality by Boy George

   They say a reasonable amount 'o fleas is good fer a dog - keeps him from broodin' over bein' a dog, mebbe
 ~funny gay quotes by Edward Westcott

   Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered. And lo, no one was there.
 ~saying on Faith by Author Unknown

   If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins.
 ~funny gay quotes by Benjamin Franklin

   Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things
 ~gay by Frank A. Clark

   Who kept the faith and fought the fight;The glory theirs, the duty ours.
 ~sayings about gay by Wallace Bruce

   I may be a pessimist, but the philosophy of anti-thrift just now coming into being seems to me the greatest danger to the peace of the world.
 ~quotes about Consumerism by Adriano Tilgher

   It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
 ~funny gay quotes by Woody Allen

   The value of compassion cannot be overemphasized. Anyone can criticize. It takes a true believer to be compassionate. No greater burden can be born by an individual than to know no one cares or understands.
 ~saying on Attitude by Arthur H. Stainback

   Pictures must not be too picturesque.
 ~funny gay quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   The sea pronounces something, over and over, in a hoarse whisper; I cannot quite make it out.
 ~gay by Annie Dillard

   The marriage state, with or without the affection suitable to it, is the completest image of Heaven and Hell we are capable of receiving in this life.
 ~sayings about gay by Richard Steele, The Spectator

   Reading about baseball is a lot more interesting than reading about chess, but you have to wonder: Don't any of these guys ever go fishing?
 ~quotes about Baseball by Dave Shiflett, quoted in Houston Chronicle, 29 April 1990

   What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.
 ~funny gay quotes by Sigmund Freud

   The average teenager still has all the faults his parents outgrew.
 ~saying on Teenagers by Author Unknown

   We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.
 ~funny gay quotes by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Kavanagh, 1849

   How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then to rest afterward.
 ~gay by Spanish Proverb

   Don't just do something - sit there!
 ~sayings about gay by Author Unknown

   I believe a leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars.
 ~quotes about Nature by Walt Whitman

   Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.
 ~funny gay quotes by G. Norman Collie

   There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.
 ~saying on Quotations by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn

   Those who believe money can do everything are frequently prepared to do everything for money.
 ~funny gay quotes by Author Unknown

   We are formed and molded by our thoughts. Those whose minds are shaped by selfless thoughts give joy when they speak or act. Joy follows them like a shadow that never leaves them.
 ~gay by Buddha

   Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it.
 ~sayings about gay by Jacques Prévert

   If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.
 ~quotes about Sisters by Linda Sunshine

   Forbidden things have a secret charm.
 ~funny gay quotes by Publius Cornelius Tacitus

   Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.
 ~saying on Grandparents by Pam Brown

   The true form is magnificently illuminated with gleaming fire. The teaching's voice is total silence amid the ringing of wind chimes. The moon hangs in the old pine tree, cold in the falling night. The chilled crane in its nest in the clouds has not yet been aroused from its dreams
 ~funny gay quotes by Hongzhi Zhengjue

   You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet.
 ~gay by Hal Borland, Sundial of the Seasons, 1964

   You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend.
 ~sayings about gay by Paul Sweeney

   Few of the many wise apothegms which have been uttered have prevented a single foolish action.
 ~quotes about Quotations by Thomas Babington Macaulay

   For those passionately in love, the whole world seems to smile
 ~funny gay quotes by David Myers

   When any fit of gloominess, or perversion of mind, lays hold upon you, make it a rule not to publish it by complaints.
 ~saying on Complaining by Samuel Johnson

   If... the machine of government... is of such a nature that it requires you to be the agent of injustice to another, then, I say, break the law
 ~funny gay quotes by Henry David Thoreau, On the Duty of Civil Disobediance, 1849

   Clocks slay time... time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life.
 ~gay by William Faulkner

   By night, an atheist half believes in God.
 ~sayings about gay by Edward Young, Night Thoughts

   The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age
 ~quotes about Birthdays by Lucille Ball

   He seemed to have an obligation to hit
 ~funny gay quotes by Lou Brock

   Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
 ~saying on Politics by Oscar Ameringer

   You can tell a child is growing up when he stops asking where he came from and starts refusing to tell where he is going.
 ~funny gay quotes by Author Unknown

   The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
 ~gay by David Russell

   Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one.
 ~sayings about gay by Martha Beckman

   I could not say I believe. I know! I have had the experience of being gripped by something that is stronger than myself, something that people call God.
 ~quotes about God by Carl Jung

   A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
 ~funny gay quotes by Phyllis Diller

   Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience.
 ~saying on Dogs by Jon Winokur

   The modern world belongs to the half-educated, a rather difficult class, because they do not realize how little they know.
 ~funny gay quotes by William R. Inge

   Men are cruel, but Man is kind.
 ~gay by Rabindranath Tagore, Stray Birds, 1916


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